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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-18 16:22 [#02265933]
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so if you chose your death waht would it b? not a morbid
question, just i always thought throwing yourself off of
something really high would be the most excellent final
goodbye to your life. like being on the best rollercoaster
ever would be the last thing you feel. wow. wot is yours


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2009-01-18 16:27 [#02265941]
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watching you land on top of me.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-18 16:27 [#02265942]
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In that case weeeeeeee wouldn't be your final feeling it'd
be **P@@KKG#eEOjg%%%oiee!!!** FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK.... FUCK............ FUCK...................... (dead)


 

offline Barf Simpleton from the outback (Zimbabwe) on 2009-01-18 16:34 [#02265948]
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id get russel grant to shit in my mouth. the feeling would
be one of overhwelming despair and wretchedness and when the
end came it would be a welcome relief.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-18 16:36 [#02265950]
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how many bugs can i inhale on the way down?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2009-01-18 16:38 [#02265954]
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none as your mouth an nose would have been injected with
expanding foam before I pushed you.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-18 16:45 [#02265959]
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How about push someone off a tall building repeatedly, each
time you roll a 100 sided die (and I can only assume dungeon
and dragon fags created such a thing) if it rolls 1-99 you
push a button to have a net pop out and catch them at the
last second. If it rolls 100, they go splat. They would
never know which time the net wouldn't pop out.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2009-01-18 16:47 [#02265962]
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only if it existed in four dimensions, otherwise your
proposal is just fucking daft.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-18 17:52 [#02266023]
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eaten by crocodiles. shit that would be an experience. i'd
hate to be eaten by dogs, there is no dignity in that. but
beaten to death by a mad bear or chomped by a panther would
be a cool way to go. IMAGINE SEEING IT PULL PIECES OF YOU
APART, THEN YOU ACCEPT IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE.
wow


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-18 17:53 [#02266025]
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tumbling joyfully around a meat grinder

either that or getting stabbed slowly


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-01-18 17:55 [#02266026]
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a boner so hard it kills me


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2009-01-18 18:09 [#02266030]
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100 sided die


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2009-01-18 19:43 [#02266041]
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Dying by drowning or fire or freezing would suck. I imagine
dying naturally in one's sleep would be pretty fun. Although
if I had my way, I'd like to be in a shuttle
explosion.....in Jupiter's orbit.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-01-19 06:54 [#02266119]
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dunno, but anyway with a whole fuck load of adrenalin pumpin
thru the system would be good, think i'd like it to be an
accident of somesort, or summit quite horrific... a horrific
accident?


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-01-19 09:54 [#02266171]
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outside world is unimportant


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2009-01-19 11:51 [#02266180]
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shot in forehead point blank,but only 5 seconds of
realization.... I wonder if I would piss myself.


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-01-19 12:29 [#02266186]
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It depends on your mental state at that moment.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2009-01-20 09:17 [#02266427]
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a boner so hard it kills me

Alright, that's a tall order, jeez.

Give me two hits of LSD and Scarlett Johansson as a fluffer,
and I'll see if I can get hard enough to kill you.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-20 09:22 [#02266431]
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yes. it's all about the realisation. i'd want it to be a
little slower, but not too long.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-01-20 15:48 [#02266562]
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no feeling


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2009-01-20 16:15 [#02266566]
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The google ads on zilty have been magnificent lately -

"Trion:Z

Two ironic 1000 gauss magnets"

I guess an "ironic" magnet is one that won't stick to your
fridge?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-20 17:08 [#02266575]
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that's funny, but doesn't it say "ionic" ?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2009-01-20 17:09 [#02266577]
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It says ionic on the website but ironic on the banner ad.

This has doubtlessly caused Much Screaming.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-01-20 18:06 [#02266587]
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i'll press the red, shiny, candy-like button and it will all
be over.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-20 19:22 [#02266600]
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i would like to spontaneously burst into flames, that would
be so me


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-20 19:26 [#02266601]
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sleep walking onto a train track then awakening at the loud
horns and lights which penetrate my eyes as they focus on
the fearful look of the train driver face as I brace for
impact


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2009-01-20 21:10 [#02266609]
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firework accident


 

offline BeatenDownCar on 2009-01-20 21:26 [#02266610]
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I rolled over on the freeway today. luckily i landed in a
bed of snow about 3 feet deep so the roof of my car was only
a little caved in. It was a pretty freaky thing. That was
almost a final feeling, and it was pretty crazy/fast.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-21 04:27 [#02266664]
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shit. congs on the near death experience


 


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