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i hate each and every last one of you you are such a fucking cunt for taking the time out to click this topic i fucking hate you especially, you fucking shithead twat |
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anyone in germany, scandinavia, chile (I flatter myself that this refers to me, ¿o no?), or the greater manchester area can discount this message anyone else can take it to heart. you cunt There are a lot of cunts out there.. I do count myself amonst them, sorry this is now me talking, not just pasting PORICK's posts. I sat in the sun today for about 5 hours, oh yes, at a flea market selling my "crap".... I'm burnt to fuck. I'm sweating vodka and I'm saying farewell. May you do well, all the best. |
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deja vu... with boobies |
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this is just typical. canceling my good vibe huzz after a muppets christmas carol. . . |
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The Father then raises his hands and exclaims: "Wait until you see this, it's a family act, a song and a dance, an animal act, audience participation... it's got everything! First off my wife and I come out on the stage, I'm wearing a tux, she's in a full gown. I take off the tux and lift up her gown... I then begin fucking her in the ass like no tomorrow while she sings the national anthem. Then my son comes out drops his pants shoves his cock in his mother's mouth, and she keeps singing... although now it's more of a hum. While this is happening my daughter comes out stark naked with a beach ball. she balances it on her nose and starts clapping her hands together, see this is where the animal part comes in because my daughter is retarded, she barks like a seal. After i blow my load in my wife's asshole, I jam my fist up there and do a ventriloquist routine all the while my son is still face fucking my wife while she goes into "Oh, Canada". Now my retard daughter brings a trunk up on stage and throws on a burkha. I then pull my fist out of my wife's ass, give it a good lick, go out into the audience and find the biggest pile driving black guy i can find. I have him come up on stage and put on a pig mask and drape himself in the american flag and proceed to anally violate my retarded pre-teen daughter. I then down a bottle of laxative, shit on stage rub the shit all over my face, and sing amazing grace in the best slave voice i have. My wife bites my son's cock off and draws a swastika in blood on her bare chest, then puts on a kkk hood and strap on and fucks me while i sing my favorite negro |
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spirituals. After the black guy blows his load all over my retarded daughter and proceeds to fuck my adolescent son's decimated body, cause you know brothers, they can never get enough ass... my dog comes out..." The talent agent then goes "Well what on Earth does the dog do?" the man licks his lips and says "Well the dog comes out wearing a little pink tutu, honks a few horns, and jumps through a hoop." For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "phobiazero" |
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that punchline's always a let down . . . |
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löl \ö/ |
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taken to heart *cries* *wanks* *cranks* |
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lol that post is disturbed on so many levels it scares me. are you alright sheff? |
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i <3 this thread |
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this place is such a fucking lovehole |
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sometimes a shithole and a lovehole are one & the same. |
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oooh, bingo! |
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hi i found this thread whilst late night googling for loveholes |
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i'm sorry as well |
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late night? more early in the morning from where you are, texas cowboy. what are you trying to pull here? not popping a wheely again are you? |
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Controversial. Ur living on the edge m8 |
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someone threw shoes at bush, though. |
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please post pics of the fleas......... |
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Just goin and feeding into the next thing i hate you too |
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too many man emotion on xltrilty in these days. |
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I ahte this place |
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ahte |
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You know what I say... Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Ha ha............. quicker. |
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you got it slipdrinkmats!!! It is quite the shithole. As a matter of fact, im going to go take a dump right this minute. |
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cant we also save the iberic ghetto, d_b? |
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that's just how I party, babe |
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Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland. |
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bbump |
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bump |
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i agree bump |
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