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*NEWSFLASH* gary glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea.. However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and dwon on a small buoy. |
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Whta's 3ft tall, silver and found outside kid's bedrooms? Gary Glitter's boots. |
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Gary Glitter |
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=shitter eg, 'Up the Gary Glitter.' |
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lol keep em coming |
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What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring? |
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What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare. |
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If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one year were laid end to end... They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house |
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When I was a kid I thought it was a good idea to go to a Gary Glitter concert. I am not sure what came over me. |
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What do Gary Glitter and Margaret Thatcher have in common? They've both fucked miners |
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"When I was ten years old my Dad caught me with glitter on my face. He gave me the beating of my life as he thought I was gay". "Wow. That was a bit of an over reaction wasn't it?" "No, to be fair he had a point. I had just been to one of his concerts". |
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Personally, I think we've all been a bit too quick to condemn Gary Glitter. A lot of the rock stars of the Seventies made their fortunes selling records to teenagers, then retired to their mansions with their money and now refuse to do public appearances, sign autographs or support up-and-coming artists. Not Gary, though. At least he's always out there trying to put something back into the youth... |
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Jade Goody diagnosed with cervical cancer. Gary Glitter freed from prison. It's a big news day for sick cunts. |
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my god, some of them jokes made me genuinely laugh out loud hexane. |
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What have Gary Glitter and Santa got in common? They both like to empty their sacks in kids rooms |
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Knock knock Who's there? Gary Glitter. |
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Gary Glitter who? |
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from www.dirtyjokesinc.com... Q: Whats the difference between Acne and Gary Glitter? A: Acne waits till you’re 13 before it comes on your face A girl asked her mum ’Do they have Christmas Trees in Vietnam?’ and her mum replied ’No dear, but they’re hanging Glitter this year!’ |
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Weren't these Michael Jackson jokes a few years ago? |
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It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock. |
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