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I don't know what is worse...
 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 06:06 [#02194969]
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... the fact that I enjoy the new song by Molly Cyrus, or
the fact that I find her attractive (she's only like 15)...


 

offline cx from Norway on 2008-04-16 06:20 [#02194975]
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LAZY_TITLE



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 06:25 [#02194977]
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*drool*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 06:49 [#02194981]
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the fact that I find her attractive (she's only like
15)



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 07:09 [#02194987]
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well she's more cute then attractive I guess... maybe that
sounds not so bad...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 08:04 [#02194992]
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Ah, but you already said "attractive".

Unfortunately there is no way to edit posts on xltronic, so
your admission that you are, technically speaking, a
pedophile, will exist eternally on the internet... being
mirrored at the wayback machine... indexed by Google...
referenced by potential employers... scrutinized by the RCMP
and the FBI...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-04-16 08:19 [#02194999]
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She doesn't even look grown-up in the photograph - hell, she
doesn't even look fifteen. What kind of sicko would drool
over that?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 08:29 [#02195002]
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Oh no, marlowe is offended by a post I made!!

But yeah, it's a well known fact that all posts on
xltronic.com are 100% completely serious...


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2008-04-16 08:37 [#02195006]
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another classic thread by the funkmaster.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-04-16 08:42 [#02195013]
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you like the music because you want to make a sex with her


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-04-16 09:08 [#02195023]
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too old..i hope here music is nicer as her looks.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-04-16 09:43 [#02195037]
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fleetmouse is right... what was written can not ever be
unwritten. And she looks like a hip fifth grader in that
picture. And her music is piss.
I'm dissapointed.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-04-16 09:55 [#02195041]
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it's alright mate, i'm sure deep down we all really feel the
same


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-16 10:09 [#02195049]
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(spoken in a 5-yr-old's voice)

Even Tradegy?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-04-16 10:15 [#02195053]
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i think that deep down, all people want to have sex with all
things

especially tragedy with Molly Cyrus


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 10:19 [#02195055]
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She's already taken apparently


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-04-16 10:25 [#02195056]
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You should apply that ironic statement to yourself as well.
I'm offended that you thought you might ever be able to
offend me.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-04-16 10:26 [#02195057]
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next confession is probably that he's gay for billy ray


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:31 [#02195060]
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when you watch the professional, do you ever allow yourself
to look at natalie portman in a certain way since you know
shes older now?

I mean now shes old enough (and plenty sexy). You
couldn't actually do anything inappropriate with
her if you met her.


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:33 [#02195062]
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This is the best xltronic thread ever.

LOL PEDERAST



 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:35 [#02195065]
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sexy

?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-04-16 10:39 [#02195069]
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sexy x 2


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 10:42 [#02195071]
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What's wrong with fantasising about a 15 year old anyway?
The age of legal consent varies wildly around most countries
of the world. If you live in Bulgaria it's perfectly legal
to shag a 14 year old. You should be made to feel guilty
depending on what lump of mud you happen to live on?
Preposterous.

Personally, I wouldn't have sex with anyone under 21. Too
immature, and not many offers in truth.

Fantasising, however, think what you like and don't feel
guilty - it's not real! That's the entire attraction of the
fantasy world, it's your laws and value systems that create
the fantasy culture in the first place, not you.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 10:47 [#02195078]
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So you just admitted that I offended you...

anyway, why don't we end this now before this continues for
the rest of the day and you start making websites making fun
of me and chatting in soulseek behind my back?

loser...............


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-04-16 10:50 [#02195080]
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


 

offline Sano on 2008-04-16 10:53 [#02195081]
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I would boner her for sure specially while listening to her
songs but there would have to be a pink pony in the room and
a rainbow painted in the ceiling next to the mirror.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:59 [#02195083]
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so ever you ever gone to a so called "teen" site and you are
looking at a particular model, and her pages are ordered
chronologically.

well you are on pg 1 and everything is all good. she looks
like she is really in her early 20s and is smokin hot. pg
2, still good and still hot. then you get back to page 4
and 5 and her kid face starts to come through. then all of
a sudden it is pure kid face.

do you feel creepy and dirty? you didnt know she started so
young, with her kid face and all. do you look over your
shoulder and then keep looking or do you back out?

you pervert you kept looking didn't you?


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 11:04 [#02195086]
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ok im sorry ill stop.

i have work to do anyway.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 11:06 [#02195088]
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no, carry on - you know you want to...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-04-16 11:16 [#02195089]
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we all want to

deep down


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-04-16 11:24 [#02195093]
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I feel nuzzing for Molly Cyrus, but you GOTTA love jailbait.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-04-16 11:31 [#02195097]
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BTW


Attached picture

 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-04-16 11:37 [#02195103]
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Yes, that's all 100% correct.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2008-04-16 11:49 [#02195108]
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haha! sorry if i'm missing your carefully crafted irony or
something, but weren't you sporting wood for emma watson
when she was about 13? somebody alert a lynch mob, quick


 

offline big from lsg on 2008-04-16 11:52 [#02195111]
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wasnt jamie lynn spears pregnancy the best gossip last year
whata ho!
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576746/20071218/spears_br
itney.jhtml

(okay i feel a bit guilty about this post)


 

offline big from lsg on 2008-04-16 11:54 [#02195113]
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at thirteen it's okay again, just not during adolesence


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-16 12:44 [#02195157]
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If he was, it's acceptable because even at 13, she was like
27 in wizard years


 

offline big from lsg on 2008-04-16 12:47 [#02195161]
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o yea!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 13:24 [#02195174]
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Yeah, I think he was just trying to give me a bit of a hard
time. He seems to like following me around the message
board, heckling me whenever he gets the chance. Although now
it's beginning to seem a bit obsessive.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2008-04-16 13:28 [#02195180]
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Why don't you have a seat right there...


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-04-16 13:46 [#02195184]
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That reminds me what ever happened to Peter File?


 

offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 13:48 [#02195185]
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you are WRONG !!!


 

offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 13:49 [#02195186]
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oh, actually

i was WRONG !!!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 14:13 [#02195195]
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Oh my god, the lunchmaster realizes he's being trolled?
Satan must be figure skating on a sheet of black ice even as
we speak.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-04-16 15:18 [#02195222]
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if there's grass on the field, play ball. if there's no
grass, play dirt ball.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 16:26 [#02195240]
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You're a dirty dog!


 

offline nacmat on 2008-04-16 16:29 [#02195244]
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the fact that you find her attractive



 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-17 07:21 [#02195390]
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yeah, the pedo thing is probs worse than the shitty music
thing, i'd say...

: /


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-17 07:21 [#02195391]
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yeah, the pedo thing is probs worse than the shitty music
thing, i'd say...

: /


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-17 07:23 [#02195392]
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so true it bears repeating


 


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