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(1) Leave the house only when neccesary (2) Masturbate more (3) Play more video games (4) MAYBE TRY A LITTLE HEROIN (5) Kill myself |
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5 is pretty hardcore |
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right on!! (6).own you bitches day and night (7).own you bitches day and night (8).own you bitches day and night |
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That's a pretty good list, good luck! |
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1) Take drivers license 2) Make it in life 3) Make fascism look "cool" with the young ones. 4) Prevent Monoid from killing himself 5) Go back in time and prevent T-1000 from killing John Conner. |
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"get my shit together" |
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how about 1. get out of the house at least once a day to begin with 2. go to local pubs and other activity centers, sign up for clubs with interests you like 3. meet people there and make friends with them 4. go back and get education 5. get a job 6. get a girlfriend 7. have lots of sex sex/work/education/hobbies/friends and having a good time. DO IT FUCKING DO IT 2008 IS THE YEAR MONOID, YOUR YEAR |
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try reading your list with opposite meanings and you might have a worthwhile list |
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Lone individuals can't even go to a restaurant by themselves. Oh, hello, party of ONE please. Please sit me where people can make fun of me the most. And of course that's where all the girls of a similar age are probably chained up to work as waitress slaves so society basically keeps them permanently seperated from me. All the fast food/ice cream/etc working girls are statutory rape. Some idiot comes along and is all like Hi burp I'm an idiot, and the girls are like, well why didn't you say so please have a threesome with my 18 year old girlfriends and myself. Then I come along and and accidently make eye contact with one and she's all like RAPE!! So you take that whole rediculous situation, in addition to the fact that I'm self conscious due to my head being shaped like a triangle, and add it to the fact that the whole purpose of this stupid boy girl idiotism is reproducing and I absolutely despise my earth destroying pollution composed species so absolutely don't want that end goal anyway. Its like behaviour that is absolutely pointless, completely opposite to my goals actually, completely programmed into each of my shitty biological cells. |
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1. Keep the way I am and stay in this right direction. |
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Nice post. One can always finds a reason not to do something, no matter how efficient it may be. Some people deny technology as a whole, and there are reasons for that, there will always be a critic to ANYTHING. But can anyone honestly judge something before they have walked a day in the shoes of what they are denying? As a schizophrenic and loner myself I'm not well versed in society, but I do not deny that having a girlfriend might be an efficient thing for me. As for triangle shaped head, that's an external thing and only matters in the context which you put yourself when around other people. If you are a fun, nice and cool guy, but with a triangle head, nobody will care. That's not to say there isnt a whole shitton of bullshit in this world, but the ultimate goal of anyone should be doing what they find is truly something thta makes them happy. Monoid has been making a lot of threads about himself, and his lifestyle, and this leads me to believe he might want something else as well. I think he has a lot more power to change to what he wants than he thinks he has. Finally, I'd like to say that all this is relative anyway. |
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Forgot the most important one getting a dog, I want one like my grandmother used to have, that one made me like dogs. It seems like an interesting experience as long as the dog isn't completely mental. |
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1. save all my christmas money so i'll have some to participate in the watmm secret santa 2008 |
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- stop smoking - get my shit together - finish my thesis and get my degree - make good tunes - have more sex - do well in my master. |
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1)get laid 2)find girlfriend 3)eat healthier 4)practice yoga/meditation |
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oh . |
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stop drinking maybe |
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That's awesome if you're really schizophrenic. Does it constantly sound like 'The Eyes of Stanley Pain' in your head? Oh, whoa... wtf, I just now remembered a dream where some human skull had flexible joints- like it could suck inward covering the brain more or something. That shit was weird. |
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Sano, you've reminded me that I still don't have my licence at almost 19. My second year-long learners permit is probably half way up already. Ill put your first one on my bullshit resolutions list. Fuck, why do I have to be the loser who hates driving??? |
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If it makes you feel better I'm 24 but here in Europe most start driving at 18-22 it's not like in the US where you can start at 16. At 16 here you can get to ride a 50cc bike, 18 is the minimum age for driving a car (alone). I think I have to buy some clothes first before I go outside so the drivers license will have to wait a little. |
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are you in a bigger city where transportation isn't much of a problem? |
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i only ask because i too waited to get my license. transportation was never much a problem where i grew up. |
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Na, I live in the suburbs west of Philly, where there are buses on the busy roads but no subway or taxis. I guess I would be driving now had I any kind of social life. Just now its a handicap cause I need a better job because I now need to pay my parents rent, more than 9 CDs, and a best friend that isn't shit (computer). |
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i got laid in the early am of new year's day so i'm already doing better than the years of past, i guess. things i'd like to do this year: move out get a dog get in shape/lose about 10-15 pounds get over anxiety/fear of driving in unfamiliar areas feel productive i.e. hobby/music/something 70% happiness i also need to get a job but that's not exactly a new year's reso, it's more of a necessity most likely i'll just do a #5 |
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oh yeah and finish the few classes i need for my two year degree |
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1) stop smoking cigarettes 2) save more money 3) go outside more |
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why the heroin on CAPS? maybe you better try methadone,was tested a lot by Hitler* |
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if i just finally settled with a nice girl my life would be about perfect (from the outside) |
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