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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-01 01:09 [#01549077]
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Hahaha!

 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-01 01:22 [#01549079]
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Nice to see their sense of humour remains intact.

Has any one got a gulp cap I can have?

 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-04-01 02:37 [#01549114]
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:)

this day makes the intarweb fun again

 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-01 03:02 [#01549135]
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You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release"
product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local
grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know
someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one.
And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't
worry – that just means you aren't cool. But very, very
(very!) soon, you will be.



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-01 06:09 [#01549307]
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yum

 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-01 07:06 [#01549351]
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Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's
usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of
data related to your usage of this product from a wireless
transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle
to the GulpPlexâ„¢, a heavily guarded, massively parallel
server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt,
who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart
card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his
right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any
kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other
current or future Google Foods product will ever be given,
sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night
poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any
untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy
Policy.



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-01 07:08 [#01549352]
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well that's good to know =o)

 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-01 08:01 [#01549394]
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i always end up hating 'cool' companies

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-01 10:08 [#01549634]
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that will probably be because the coolness is only there to
try and sell you stuff.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-01 10:13 [#01549646]
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like purple sleeves, for instance

 

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