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really, how does one go about this? There is this girl that is on my sailing team that is almost perfect for me. She comes over to study, we go out sometimes and la la la, always so wonderful. BUT, I'm 99.9999% sure she is convinced this is all friendship, and I want to marry this girl right now. (exageration, but you get the point) how do I do it? Any suggestions, even marlowe's retarded ideas are welcome. I want this real bad.......... |
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next time you guys go sailing, push her off the sailboat and try to make it so she starts drowning. then if she really is drowning, you can rip of your shit, jump in the water, and pull her onto the boat and perform CPR. |
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or rarndaraki's retarded ideas....... |
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dude, give it a try! i did it once! to your mom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, gotcha! |
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my mom died from drowning dood |
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id just drown the bitch and get it over with save your $ for a pocket pool table. |
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I think you're asking us so you'll know what not to do ... |
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sailing team? you're white and preppy, no? |
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okay wait wait, show her all of your friends on xltronic message board, and then be like, yo bitch i got connections! |
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you are correct we use to get limos to take us to the airport for regattas in high school...... *sigh* those were the days |
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man, I'm in the exact same situation... I'm like totally in love with this friend of mine, but she's just interested in friendship... blah!! |
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btw: that mom comment was a lie to make rarndaraki feel bad, sorry, that was a bad taste reply. i knew I wouldn't get any help, but I thought the replies would be funnier at least ;) |
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so what do I do Funk? help a brother out! |
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bah bitch ass sailboater s come to the poweryachets carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrver kthxbye jk sailors are decent folk to :) :) :) |
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actually its funny cause i have been in this delima before. So i told her i liked her and we kissed, and are relationship instantly went down hill, cause we weren't really friends anymore but weren't dating, we dont' reall talk anymore. so don't fuck itup! |
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okay okay okay.. I'll say it.. tsss.. women! |
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forget it, it's not going to happen....it never does. sorry i can't be more optimistic :( |
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dude, your never gonna know unless you tell her. just be like, dude i like man, like for real i ain't even playin' ya know what im sayin'? then you will know her true feelings |
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that last post should say, dude i like YOU man. woops.. lol. |
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lol, what shitty advice |
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be a man buy carver |
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"just be like, dude i like man, like for real i ain't even playin' ya know what im sayin'?" that's if she understands what it is you just said... ;) |
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man, if I knew that I would not be single right now... :) |
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I'm 99.9% sure that if you tell her how you feel, she'll either say: 1) I like you too, let's go out! 2) I don't like you in that way, but we can still be good friends So give it a try. Although I'm not responsible for any broken hearts if this advice backfires. |
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shitty advice? experience = = right to give advice you just don't want to believe it sorry, but it does come down to that some women REALLY have NO FUCKING IDEA you like them, no matter how close you are to them, they keep thinking you're just friends and you actually LIKE being just their friend. kinda odd how someone could be that dumb sometimes, so ya never know sorry, i wish ya the best tho, i hate those situations, so hard.... might as well give it a shot, i mean, wtf you got to lose,,,the friendship? shit, not like you were in it only for the friendship time determines that looks like it already has GL |
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but if you say something, and she goes with #2, well, you know you won't be the same kind of friends again. It will always be weird and shit.... |
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i would just call her up and ask her out to go to the movies... and then...... give her some CANDY! whatever elusive is on tonight........ I want some |
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fuck man, nothing ventured nothing gained, right? It's better to be a fool than a coward? |
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eleusive, your last bit of advice was actually cool, that could be the case, I try to make it obvious..... maybe I just have to spit it |
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yep. you have to tell her, just like stay up late listening to bjork one night and tell her you love her from the tip of your penis and with all of your ballz. |
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Let me explain something to you. I'm from the old school, you understand. I'll treat you right. There ain't nothing in this world I wouldn't do for you, baby. You know what I'm saying? When you and I go out to eat, I'm gonna pull out your chair for you to sit down. This is a classy maneuver that means I respect you and know how to treat you right. And during our dinner together I'm gonna be whispering in your ear a sweet stream of compliments regarding your exquisite beauty. "Baby," I'll say, "your lips are like a luscious, red ocean of desire. And my lips will be like a boat upon that ocean." And any other variety of compliment. And when it comes down to making love, I'm going to touch your body like it's never been touched before. I will remove my hat upon your request, because that is the right thing to do. I will be remembered as the best lover in your life, because I treat my lover right. And when I'm making love to you, I will say, "Ooh, sugar... Yeah... Mmm... Mmm-Mmm... Damn..." |
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on second thought...if you actually know A girl, you obviously have better luck than me. just go for it, it's better to know than to spend endless nights wondering "what if..." |
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hey, I open the car door and shit for girls. I wish she just new, and was either 1) Fuck off or 2) fuck me :) That is some sweet talking fleetmouse..... |
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naaic, go for some of your own advice and befirend some girls :) yeah, i still think the idea of "better to be a fool than a coward" is remarkably true |
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well, this girl that I'm in love with (not quite :) ) I told her I liked her last summer... not the one past, but the one before... and she said she just wanted to be friends... and we still are great friends... we talk all the time, and hang out every now and then... so, go for it... |
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shit i'd just say "colt 45...what chu got on mah 40" usually does the trick carver motoryachs > all |
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then again, if I fuck this up, she is a pretty good sailor, and we need all the good sailors we can get, so i might fuck up the team THIS IS THE WORST SITUATION TO EVER WANT SOMEONE |
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to be honest i would rather make it shitty then do nothing at all. the pain of going nowhere is horrible. |
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I screwed my courage to the sticking-place with beer and kissed my best friend one night. Now we're married. We're still best friends too. |
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SHIT THERE IS NO I IN TeAM YOU ARE BEING WAY TO SELFISH THERE ARE OTHER MATES ON THE BOAT WANTING TO BANG HER HIT HER AFT!!! SHIT WTF STOP USING THE RADAR TO TRACK STORMS, MICHAEL1!!@!!! |
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haha, that is funny if it wasn't so nasty towards a girl I like, but yeah fleetmouse, that is the best personal wisdome I've heard on this board in a long long time |
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I think I'm going to call her right now: further notice as events warrant..... *this board gave me courage: I do appreciate it* |
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yeah, let us know how it goes... maybe you'll inspire me to try something else in my situation... :) |
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do it man, don't ever look back, I'm so on the verge.............GOTTA JUST FUCKING DO IT.............. *convincing self......* |
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ok: called, wasn't home, THIS ISN'T HELPING!!!!!!!!! |
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hehe, that doesn't help the nerves does it... :) |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *omg I'm going to explode!!!!!! |
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LOL All that adrenaline with nowhere to go |
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"I CAN FEEL THIS BOTTLED UP DEEP INSIDE ME THE WAY IT PUSHES ME TO BREAK THE FEELINGS THAT REMAIN" *an exploding BlatantEcho! |
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rub it in fleetmouse, rub it in nice and deep........ ;) |
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