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offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-22 18:55 [#00360391]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



Hello everyone, I've just finished my 72 hours at the
county jail, and I can't tell you how glad I am to be back.
Thankfully, I was in the block with no violent offenders,
only people like myself, so there was no back-door violating
or anything like that, but it still wasn't fun. Hiyah!


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-08-22 19:00 [#00360396]
Points: 1546 Status: Lurker



heh....no back-door violating, what a relief.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-22 19:01 [#00360400]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



you really never fully appreciate your freedom untill it's
been taken from you, even if only for a short period of time


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-22 19:12 [#00360408]
Points: 462 Status: Addict



Well what were you in for? Something befitting your avatar I
would hope


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-22 19:25 [#00360417]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



possesion of marijuana and owi


 

offline outside_ninja from ninjaland (I touch no-one and on 2002-08-22 19:43 [#00360430]
Points: 462 Status: Addict



owi? Is that an American abb. like DUI?


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-22 21:22 [#00360505]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



welcome back corngrower... :)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-08-22 21:30 [#00360514]
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yeah... what is owi? im american and I've never heard of it
=p.

big WB to corngrower, sucks to get put in the slammer for
the ganja... but the ganja is worth the risk, no?


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-23 04:26 [#00360904]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



owi = operating while intoxicated


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-23 04:33 [#00360912]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



owiiiiii!!!!!

heh


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-08-23 04:35 [#00360917]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker | Followup to pachi: #00360912



yep, it hurt me, hurt me bad

(sob)


 

offline Powli from Lawrence, KS on 2002-08-23 04:57 [#00360936]
Points: 797 Status: Regular



Well that sucks...but at least you had fun while doing it.


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-23 05:11 [#00360947]
Points: 818 Status: Regular



oh well.. mayboe next time you will get that back door
action you have been waiting for :)


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-08-23 05:46 [#00360976]
Points: 544 Status: Regular



what did happen exactly? did you get a bologna snadwhich?


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-08-23 09:23 [#00361169]
Points: 10507 Status: Webmaster | Followup to corngrower: #00360391 | Show recordbag



LOL


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-08-23 09:26 [#00361173]
Points: 395 Status: Addict



U can't be stoned in USA??!!
Not ilegal here...


 

offline hedphelym from Montreal (Canada) on 2002-08-23 09:28 [#00361176]
Points: 749 Status: Addict



fucking cops, man

what injustice! I can't stand it!


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-08-23 09:30 [#00361179]
Points: 395 Status: Addict



FUCK THA POLICE


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-08-23 09:33 [#00361183]
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I just love this community!


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-08-23 09:35 [#00361185]
Points: 395 Status: Addict



And as Mr. Nesta said:

And I got to throw away
And I got to throw away
My little herb stock.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-23 09:35 [#00361186]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



Smear campaign if the worst comes to worst in prison.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2002-08-23 09:58 [#00361220]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



if i got put in jail i would waay hate being stoned.
everythign gets all dramatic when yorue wasted

if i was lie way pissed i wold be like "ah fuck man this
sucks, got a smoke?"
or something.

PS nice one keepnig your back door locked.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-23 10:59 [#00361314]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



I like to see the people around the north, wearing their
tracksuits and mocking the justice system, looking all smug
to their friends not minding going to jail... then... they
lone a smoke and after a while it's "How are you going to
repay that smoke?" *zzzzip* Anyone will quit smoking when
their ass is smoking.

Personally I don't mind back door sex as long as I consent.
Having your prostate stimulated is the closest a guy is
going to feel what having a clit is like. I'm going to shut
up now. I'm in an odd mood today.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 11:02 [#00361317]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Backdoor sex rules. Without lubricants is the best.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-23 11:06 [#00361321]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00361317



Ouch >.<


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 11:07 [#00361323]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



The pain only increases the pleasure.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-23 12:09 [#00361372]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



umm..Phobia..you are all..like..GREEN!!


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-23 12:10 [#00361373]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



oh and welcome back corngrower..and glad to hear that corns
are growing in ..um..all the right places...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 12:13 [#00361378]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Spikee Dragon: #00361314



How come us fellas have an erogenous zone up our arse? Women
don't do they?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 12:22 [#00361388]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Oh, they do, they do, you'd be surprised...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 12:37 [#00361403]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00361388



I read that they didn't. I assumed most women hated the idea
of anal sex.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-23 12:40 [#00361408]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



Some people have the idea that the moment anything goes
close to your anus it will get covered in shit (god I hate
being this blunt) That's not the case tho. If you are clear
and clean anal sex is great and stimulates you to a new
level. *shudders at being so blunt*


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 12:50 [#00361418]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Doesn't it hurt though? It has seedy conotations though. I
guess its Christianity we have to thank for that.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 12:57 [#00361423]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



It hurts at first. You have to be gentle, but anyway, some
like pain. And yeah, anus is symbolically "dirty", but isn't
that exactly the best thing about it?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-08-23 12:59 [#00361426]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



women that practice this thing, would say that its a
pleasant experience if it's done properly


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 13:05 [#00361431]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Have any of you guys had your hole filled? Nice?!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 13:05 [#00361432]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Men too.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 13:06 [#00361433]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to jonesy: #00361431



You bet it's nice. You haven't been a real man till you've
got it up your arse.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-08-23 13:08 [#00361435]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i wouldn't want that to happen
hehe


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-08-23 13:09 [#00361437]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



btw, meho
who is the girl on your avatar?



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 13:16 [#00361449]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Aria Giovanni.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 13:40 [#00361481]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00361317



Sounds good. I'm gonna ask my g/f to roger me with a
sandpaper wrapped strap-on tonight. Lubricants are for
queers.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 13:42 [#00361484]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Yeah, true pleasure can not be reached with lubricants. Pain
is divine.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-23 13:42 [#00361485]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



Thats some great team work Jonesy!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-08-23 13:42 [#00361486]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to jonesy: #00361481



i hope you will report us about the experince tomorrow
hehe


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-08-23 13:43 [#00361487]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



We wanna hear the words.. "Blood" and anything else Ouchie..


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 13:44 [#00361489]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Love is truly wonderful


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 13:44 [#00361490]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #00361486



You'll have to wait until tuesday i'm afraid. That's if I
can still sit at my terminal...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-08-23 13:44 [#00361491]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



When you get broken in properly, you can graduate to
fisting.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-23 13:46 [#00361498]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00361491



Fisting with a heavy metal studded leather wrist band?


 


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