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offline freqy on 2007-09-21 20:18 [#02122870]
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and this is so mild ...you can imainge how i feel when im
sent damaged items in plastic bags 6 months late.(with no
comunication)

because it is all about communication. You could send me a
piece of dog poo in a bag that was meant to be a diamond
ring and get away with it, if your polite and send lengthy
explanations.

i bought an item off ebay from america. (silly, cause i
don't live over there)

anyway, it took them a week to put it in a box

ive been waiting over 2 weeks for it to get off the dingy
they loaded it on with with a 14 year old girl rowing as
hard as she can after being fed one piece of toast for the
whole journey.

i thought well i am tracking the dingy...so i'll keep quiet
, i wont say anything ..even though i'm peeved i could have
just payed a few extra quid for a faster method.

when i ordered the guy was all " hey thanks so much , im
sure youll enjoy your item ..blah blah blah lets meet up and
have a beer, " ( haha,y know what i mean)

now i ask 2+ weeks later where my item is ..politely and
with pleases and thankyous ...he just emails and says

"usp tracking no.993****"

no f**kin hello, sorry or goodbye!!!!

im gonna fly to america and break his F==infingers.

thank you for your attention ...goodbye :)

freqs



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-21 20:23 [#02122873]
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this is fascinating to me


 

offline freqy on 2007-09-21 20:27 [#02122875]
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i knw there are 'far worse' stories but, it just goes to
show that the after sales communication is what really peevs
people off..

im sorry ..can i delete this negative post?

this thread could turn into a black hole of death and suck
out all the good things in life. still it releaves alot of
tension.

buut it would be better to convert negative energy to
positive in my head before i speak or type,...cause the
social chain reactions of my comuniction actions could
negatively influence people that read this and hurt people
around them and so on ..
all around the world..(cut to camera shot of an old git
sitting in front of his computer dribbling and picking his
nose)




 

offline freqy on 2007-09-21 20:28 [#02122876]
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haha thanks



 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-21 20:29 [#02122877]
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internet is a big titted mama



 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-09-21 20:35 [#02122879]
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it's those goddamn motherfucking stupid ass cunt prick
americans! they're all the same. all of them. the same.
for reals. not even funny.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-21 20:48 [#02122881]
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hahaha sorry


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-09-21 23:22 [#02122903]
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the dollar is so weak I can see why you would buy things off
Ebay in the usa


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-09-22 03:16 [#02122921]
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I'm an asshole salesman. If anyone needs one, I've got some
bargain assholes for you.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2007-09-22 03:17 [#02122922]
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I'm both proud and frightened of how much I spent yesterday
on CDs from the USA. It's just so tempting when an album is
half the price even considering the shipping fees to
Poland.

I don't remember $ ever being so weak


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-09-22 03:21 [#02122923]
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i enjoy reading your stories, freq

sorry about the item


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-22 03:29 [#02122925]
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isn't it brilliant? usa, a nation in decline. and we are all
here seeing it happening. fantastic stuff to tell your
grandchildren about.
when the economic ties are broken, it'll drop rock-hard. too
bad there are lots of 'em. looking at the current crisis,
and all.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-09-22 03:34 [#02122926]
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amen to that


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-09-22 03:39 [#02122927]
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If the $ was a person, it'd be that man from Unbreakable
with incredibly fragile bones.

freqy, yes, it's wank. They get away with it because most
people roll over and take it and don't press the matter
further. If sellers are in the UK it sometimes gets to the
stage where I have to threaten to go round (not that hard
for me as I travel all over regularly anyway). I don't care
if it costs me £50 of fuel to get something I bought for
£10, it's the principle of the thing that is worth far more
than the small amount of money. I blame the youth's, "Meh,
it's not worth the hassle, it's only £10" attitude.

I think there's scope for some sort of global network of
people who won't put up with this shit and when someone from
America orders from a UK company 20 miles from me and they
shaft them, I could "pay them a visit" to sort it out. Then,
when I order something from Sweden that doesn't arrive,
someone local there can go round to chase them up.


 

offline SPD from United States on 2007-09-22 04:16 [#02122934]
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I had a Sonic Drive-In car hop look at me like i just stole
her crack pipe. what a terrible fucking cunt she was.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-09-22 04:50 [#02122942]
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so what are you buying ?


 

offline freqy on 2007-09-22 16:39 [#02123124]
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thanks for your replies everyone.

Ceri JC your are a genius with your global network idea.

yes indeed ! id do that too..if you ordered a stereo from a
shop near me , i would go and visit them with a photo copy
of your receipts and demand your item . With my portable dat
id record what they say and send you the tape ...and then id
get credit on your website...like an oniky/ebay type
system. lol

or with situation if you remember : They didnt even say
"hello" or "best wishes" to me in their email after i was
patient and quiet for over 2 weeks waiting for my item.

i could put out a request for someone to go around to their
warehouse and break their legs!!, just for a laugh like!!
lol.

(my gosh i cant beleive i just typed that) ...

id be saying to myself

"but they need a good kicking freqy . just click on "request
" with your mouse button..thats all it is ...just a little
click!

-----
hello yoyoyo ...it was an audio sound card for a family
members birthday.

byyee
fweqzx



 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2007-09-22 16:55 [#02123126]
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ive been waiting over 2 weeks for it to get off the
dingy
they loaded it on with with a 14 year old girl rowing as
hard as she can after being fed one piece of toast for the
whole journey.


That made me lol

(my gosh i cant beleive i just typed that) ...

:D

freqy, you come across as a very positive and friendly
person apart from that breaking the legs thingo ;)
Hope all ends well.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-09-22 17:26 [#02123127]
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this thread has sucked out any life that i had left in me

now i am just a mere shadow of a man. a silent ghost. empty
and lost. full with mourning and despair

o merciless black hole. how deep are thee. black hole. you
cunt.

you.

cunt.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-09-22 17:28 [#02123128]
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shit

that made me RIGHT lol


 

offline freqy on 2007-09-22 18:31 [#02123134]
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thanks resident evil. :)

Hey, glad you feel o.k now razor blade , cause i don't now
you just said that!

only kidding! lol.

ive got a new thing ive just made after reading this nutty
thread...even if someone punches me, steals my legs or
tweaks my nipples ..i'm going to be nice to them ..i shall
be this way for ever more.

i dont know if im serious...but it does work though..it does
...it shocks the person into being nice themselves ..and it
will cleanes the world. ( except for the poop in the rivers
..err..what a horrid thing to type) ..oh well...nite nite..
freqz x



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-09-22 19:35 [#02123139]
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a salesman is a guy with a job not a dude on ebay


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-09-22 20:10 [#02123167]
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I'm so empty. everyone has stolen from me. now there is
nothing left. i am invisible. i walk around but i can't feel
my feet touch the ground. i talk aloud yet i don't hear my
voice make a sound. my brain seems squeezed dry. like a
lemon in the Sahara. cracked, peeling and unprotected from
the elements. sand constantly blowing in my face. i continue
to struggle. how much longer will i hold out before I'm
buried neck deep. vultures circle over head. the stench of
decaying flesh fills my nostrils. blanketed by a thousand
needles. blistering under the heat. water evaporates in my
mouth. mind separates from body. light years fly by. time is
slowed. i am not afraid anymore. let it go.



 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-09-22 21:30 [#02123176]
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there will be no bass then


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-09-23 00:06 [#02123185]
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Ive been fucked over on ebay. Never take a chance. If the
seller is playing dumb like "I don't know how it works but
it powers up"..stuff like that is a red flag. You are also
encouraged to give great reviews cause you want one in
return. Ive written some people hate mail years after the
fact. It just needles at you.


 


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