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hi marlowe :) |
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shit. i was really hoping for a quick post #2 in this thread to redeem it. i sense a shameful thread failure. please forget that you saw this. |
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WHAT DID YOU DO MAN |
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It was an impulse post! I got a little excited and made a mistake. |
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WHAT THE FUCK |
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I'm sorry, I was at the park with my daughter enjoying the sunny evening... America! |
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Is it just my adblock that has failed, or has someone been very clever in circumventing it? America? |
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You mean those blue links down the bottom..? yes.. intriguing! |
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It's very puzzling. |
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..and I heard a rumour w M w likes cum guzzling |
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There's a difference between rumors and facts. |
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42/13 isnt 50/13 |
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Rumors are flacid, facts are rock solid. And warm. |
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Fact, from the latin meaning to make |
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I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura! |
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File permission errorz (neenur). |
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America I've given you all and now I'm nothing. America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956. I can't stand my own mind. America when will we end the human war? Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb I don't feel good don't bother me. I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind. America when will you be angelic? When will you take off your clothes? When will you look at yourself through the grave? When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites? America why are your libraries full of tears? America when will you send your eggs to India? I'm sick of your insane demands. When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks? America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world. Your machinery is too much for me. You made me want to be a saint. There must be some other way to settle this argument. Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister. Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke? I'm trying to come to the point. I refuse to give up my obsession. America stop pushing I know what I'm doing. America the plum blossoms are falling. I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for murder. America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies. America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry. I smoke marijuana every chance I get. I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet. When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid. My mind is made up there's going to be trouble. You should have seen me reading Marx. My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right. I won't say the Lord's Prayer. I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations. America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over from Russia. |
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I'm addressing you. Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine? I'm obsessed by Time Magazine. I read it every week. Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore. I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library. It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me. It occurs to me that I am America. I am talking to myself again. Asia is rising against me. I haven't got a chinaman's chance. I'd better consider my national resources. My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and twentyfivethousand mental institutions. I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns. I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go. My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic. |
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America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his automobiles more so they're all different sexes America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe America free Tom Mooney America save the Spanish Loyalists America Sacco Vanzetti must not die America I am the Scottsboro boys. America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have been a spy. America you don're really want to go to war. America it's them bad Russians. Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians. The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take our cars from out our garages. Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations. That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers. Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help. America this is quite serious. America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set. America is this correct? I'd better get right down to the job. It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway. America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel. |
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Apparently George Bush wants to unite USA Mexico and Canada! Ha. Ha. Ha. |
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America put thad's couch on top of his I-Phone and logged into his xltronic account and made a thread about it. |
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He calls it "The united states of whatever." He heard it in a song somewhere. Neat, innit? |
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Yeah, it makes putting the populace in concentration camps easier. |
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that made me laugh aloud. Twice. Noll, yours also contained much humour, I mean HUMOR. |
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Thank you sincerely for quoting Ginsberg... |
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I just now understood this: "from 'S' not 'Y' (Yemen)" |
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You're welcome! |
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What ever happened to bill_hicks and torqmada? that thread kicked ass. or, what about that reflex dude that posted a picture of his band standing in front of a peice of doodie or something. that was wack. |
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Torqemada [sp], that was me as I recall... what thread was that then? |
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from what i remember bill got on here claiming his band had just gotten signed and were about to hit it big and talked about how much coke and hookers he was rolling in. and it got everyone all riled up but then someone figured out it was fake and he was hillariously mad, but not really, and good times were had by all. |
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That sounds familiar.. someone set the Zilty Bloodhounds on the trail! |
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Oh cool, well hounded... I think I had a dupe account called torquemada but it musta been deleted cos i couldn't find it... I did, however, find 4 older dupe accounts! :-D |
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I could only find it because of my super power whcih doesn't activate by peanuts! |
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if only they referred to it as The Flag |
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Is it true that on American T.V. you can't even show a woman's breast--even in a totally non-sexual context--yet you can show someone being shot? |
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I don't really watch dramas anymore but The Sopranos had plenty of boobies. But I know that Canadian TV is more liberal and has tons of them. I couldn't have lived without Showcase when I was 12! |
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yup yup. by suppressing sexuality they can make their citizens more violent, and thus better candidates for the military! |
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I meant non-H.B.O. shows, Jay, should have said. It's funny because you can't show something positive & creative (like sensual images) but you can show something negative & destructive... I wonder why. |
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i don't even watch television. i'd rather do something more productive like post on xltronic and watch anime and play videogames and aaaah. |
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everything seems to be HBO now, yet still they can't make a programme that's worth watching. |
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what about the larry sanders show and mr. show and curb your enthusiasm? we don't get hbo here, though, i think, just whatever showcase gets the rights to. |
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'curb your enthusiasm' was bordering on good, i even enjoyed some episodes, but it got agonisingly predictable. |
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I 'unno. But it seems that almost everybody has a satellite dish or illegal cable, I'd imagine there's not much of a push to change these archaic laws laid down by conservative quacks. People find a way to see boobies. Erotic art, I mean. |
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Shouldn't have to be made to feel like it's shameful to enjoy a naked body, don't you agree? No wonder there's so many angry people in America right now... that and the fact corporations can more or less do what they want and they have a government more interested in waging wars and propagating corporate agendas than in health care, worker rights and education... shit, thinking about it, no wonder so many Americans seem to be so hostile and pissed-off. *grabs a 12-gauge and pumps lead into a passing Mexican* |
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the japanese are supposedly repressed and yet they live in a futuristic, utopian dreamland. |
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japanese porn does not look repressed to me. school girl rape?! |
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is that shown on national tv? |
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