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if you were to make a flim
 

offline john is fast from sacramento (United States) on 2002-03-18 21:26 [#00130368]
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if you were to make a film, who would be in it? name the
whole cast. but dont say any of the story or plot, just the
cast.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-03-18 21:29 [#00130369]
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stellan skarsgård
robert deniro
and that guy in the film "zingo" who doesent like
bostongurka.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-03-18 21:29 [#00130370]
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A flim?


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2002-03-18 21:31 [#00130372]
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flim?


 

offline Clobe Smith from san francisco (United States) on 2002-03-18 21:33 [#00130374]
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natalie portman (my fascination with her grows larger)
philip seymore hoffman
al pacino
john c. reilly
vincent gallo
christina ricci
johnny depp
owen and luke wilson
sean gullette
zhang ziyi (mmm)

and my friend thomas, he's cool beans



 

offline Morg DOBWCPT from Davis (United States) on 2002-03-18 21:37 [#00130377]
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people I'd put in one bad-ass movie:
Christopher Walken
Steve Buscemi
Samuel L. Jackson
Al Pacino
Edward Norton
Christina Ricci



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-03-18 21:41 [#00130380]
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stellan skarsgård
Gary Oldman
That guy who play jim careys friend in man on the moon
(underrated actor)
Kirstyn Dunst
Max von Sydow
Ray Liota
Joe Pechi
That black guy in Swordfish and Boogie Nights
Dustin hoffman



 

offline Taoist Blockade from Wales on 2002-03-18 21:41 [#00130381]
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Edward Norton
Steve Bushemi
Guy Pearce

Kate Blanchett
Steffi Graff


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-18 21:48 [#00130386]
Points: 3377 Status: Regular



i'd be in it. i would've written and directed too just so i
get loads of money for doing three jobs.

clobe smith: natalie portman is cute, but very small,
especially next to someone like me who is 6'4". i think i'd
end up breaking up with her if we where going out because of
her shortness.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-18 21:48 [#00130387]
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oh my sido dyas, you mentioned kirsten dunst. i'd have to
have her too as she is very cute.


 

offline Omneignotumus on 2002-03-18 22:16 [#00130400]
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Steven Hawking (as the angry boyfriend)
Buckethead (as the butler)
Beetlejuice (from Stern) (as the leading man)
David Bowie (as the best friend)
Richard D. James (as the driver)
Fiona Apple (as the leading lady)
Patrick Stewart (as the narrator)
Alf (as the 'real' murderer)



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-03-18 22:21 [#00130401]
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hevquip::yes and she's an amazing actress to.


 

offline cioxx from Glendale, CA (United States) on 2002-03-18 22:26 [#00130403]
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Christopher Walken. Hands down.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-18 22:37 [#00130410]
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Bruce Campbell
Al Pacino
Robert De Niro
Christopher Walken
Edward Norton
Guy Pearce
Jason Lee
Richard Dreyfuss
Helena Bonham Carter
Sam L Jackson

And the star would be Steve Guttenberg


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-03-18 22:49 [#00130415]
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Angelina Jolie
Ashley Judd
Alicia Silverstone
Christine Applegate
Charisma Carpenter
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore
Demi Moore
Daniela Pestova
Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Hurley 2
Gillian Anderson
Gwyneth Paltrow
Halle Berry
Heather Graham
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Biel
Krista Allen
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Kristy Swanson
Kate Winslet
Melissa Joan hart
Nicole Kidman
Natalie Portman
Pamela Anderson
Rose Mcgowan
Reese Witherspoon
Sandra Bullock
Shannon Elizabeth
Salma Hayek
Sarah J Parker
Sarah M Gellar
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Yasmine Bleeth

..all in a massive orgy. Then these ladies would walk in on
them and say, "Hey! You naughty girls. Can we join you?

Adriana Sklenarikova
Carmen Eelectra
Claudia Schiffer
Cindy Crawford
Esta Warren
Gisele Bundchen
Heidi Klum
Jenny Mccarthy
Jennifer Luner
Laetitia Casta
Naomi Campbell
Rebecca Gayheart
Rebecca Romijn
Shannen Doherty

..the poor Tyra would walk in and go, "What about me?"

Tyra Banks

It would be called 'Fantastic Lesbian orgies 37'

-P



 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-03-18 22:53 [#00130416]
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Angelina Jolie and Me.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-03-18 22:54 [#00130417]
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Brad Pitt
Jennifer Lopez
Charlez Therone
Val Kilmer
Edward Norton
Cheech Marin
Al Pacino


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-03-18 23:44 [#00130467]
Points: 1699 Status: Lurker



Pee Wee Herman
Shelly Duvall
well, shit, the whole cast of the Shining
Bill Murray
the young Dan Akroyd

the following would be massacred during a homo-orgy:
Schwarzenneger; Liam Neeson and Jar-Jar

um,,...; more people
the guy with the crazy eyes from Young Frankenstein
Mark Borchardt
Mike Shank
Mike Meyers as Weird Al
Weird Al as Tommy Lee


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-18 23:45 [#00130470]
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Godammit, Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd, knew I forgot someone!


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-19 00:13 [#00130503]
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Johny Depp
Natalie Portman
Milla Jovovich
Gary Oldman
Maggie Cheung
Chow Yun Fat
Harrison Ford
Tom Cruise
Zhang Zhiyi

perfect!!


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-03-19 00:18 [#00130507]
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chow yung fat
takeshi beat kitano
clint eastwood
steve buschemi
sam raimi
jennifer conoly
natalie portman
dave attell



 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-03-19 00:25 [#00130515]
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this is an easy one!!!

Robert De Niro
Gary Oldman
Kim Bodnia
Meryl Streep
Benicio Del Toro
Björn Sundquist
Christopher Walken
Joe Pesci
Marlon Brandon

shit. it's like THE baddest gangsta krew!!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-19 01:37 [#00130589]
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Jude Law
Johnny Depp
Reese Witherspoon
Jack Nicholson
Angelina Jolie
Willem Dafoe
Edward Norton
Helena Bonham Carter



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-19 02:59 [#00130664]
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a bunch of indie kids


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-19 03:38 [#00130692]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



I'd probably rather make a music video, or several, if i had
enough creative energy going on at the time. I always get
images in my head when I listen to good music. I've always
wanted to make a depressing and creepy video for Radiohead's
How to Disappear Completely.

If I made a film i'd probably base it on a book. I have
some ideas for utopian/dystopian films based on The Giver or
A Handmaid's Tale (to my knowledge there are no cinematic
adaptations of these novels). I have no idea who i'd use as
actors.


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-03-19 03:38 [#00130693]
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Michelle Yeoh
Optimus Prime
Beck


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-19 03:43 [#00130697]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker | Followup to xlr: #00130692



my bro made a short film of The Giver for a school
assignment a couple years ago. some trax from SAW II, some
pusher, & Ae comprised the soundtrac.


 

offline Clic on 2002-03-19 03:52 [#00130704]
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Richard D. James
Kevin Spacey
Gillian Anderson
Samuel L. Jackson
Johnny Depp
Benico Del Toro
Sean G. (from Pi)
Jennifer Connely
Morgan Freeman
Brad Pitt (only if it were a weird role though, none of that
shit like The Mexican, more like Fight Club sort of stuff)
Christina Ricci
Edward Norton

Well, that's all I can think of at the moment. I know more
will come later though.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-03-19 07:19 [#00130815]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular



It'd be lego-mation with these voice actors

Sean G. (PI) -i can't remember his last name either
Brad Pitt
Lisa Kudrow
Natalie Portman
Samuel Jackson
Jack Nicholson
Moby
Val kilmer
Christifer Walkin
Wesly Snipes
And the guy who does the "mojo jojo" voice from power puff
girls....

(also, i can't spell worth shit)


 

offline john is fast from sacramento (United States) on 2002-03-20 19:58 [#00132909]
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john cussack
robert denero
robin williams
kevin spacey
edward norton
the girl that played marla singer
densel washington
flea from the chilipeppers
wanona
a few girls i know
the kid that played the bubble boy and donnie darko


 

offline sgt growley from Deal (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 20:02 [#00132916]
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steve mcqueen
john belushi
bill hicks
jimi hendrix
kurt cobain

brought to life and re-animated by Chris Cunningham!!!



 

offline Royksoppen from Norway on 2002-03-20 22:42 [#00133256]
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Maria Bonnevie
Jude Law
Cathrine Deneuve
John Malkovich
Jack Nicholson
Angelina Jolie
Benicio Del Toro
Ian McKellen
Christoper Walken
Krisoffer Joner
Bjørn Sundquist
Milla Jovovich
Madonna
Billy Bob Thornton
Stellan Skarsgård
Nicole Kidman
Al Pacino
Martin Sheen


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-03-21 07:06 [#00134017]
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i've always wanted to make a music video where everything's
run through the photoshop "threshold" filter. kinda like
"take on me" with the b&w pen animation, but much rawer.


 

offline leftrightronic on 2002-04-05 02:09 [#00158475]
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titsworth: cool idea mang :D kinda like your pic eh


 

offline BaronVonPickleF from United States on 2002-04-05 02:26 [#00158493]
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If I was to make a movie it would be nothing but clowns
midgets and porno!!!!!!11THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-05 02:29 [#00158496]
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cristina ricci
pamela anderson
jamie lee curtis
barons vonPs sister


 

offline leftrightronic on 2002-04-05 02:37 [#00158506]
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LOL! mm sechsay vonP sis


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-04-05 03:18 [#00158577]
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ethan hawke
stellan skarsgård
virginie ledoyen


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-04-05 05:39 [#00158727]
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gary oldman
john malkovich
spike jonze
tim roth
kevin spacey
christopher walken



 

offline leftrightronic on 2002-04-05 06:29 [#00158749]
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no name newbie actors that have an ingrained talent - those
are the best.. they have no relation to any other film and
you don't confuse their past roles, because they have none.

take a lot of stanley kubrick's films for example, a good
deal of those (main) characters appeared soley in those
films he crafted around them.. and it makes it even more
memorable in a way.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-04-05 06:38 [#00158753]
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Eraserhead meets Begotten meets Crippled Masters meets Help
Me I Married a Strange Person.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-05 06:50 [#00158765]
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A "REAL" Action/lporn movie.
I would give asia and rocco the main actors.
Others will be figuration. (No need to hire 25 000
celebrities when all that yu see from them is their
cock/pussy.)


 


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