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From Planescape: Torment ________________________ An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and whom he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: - "Now your *third* wish. What will it be?" - "Third wish?" The man was baffled. "How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?" - "You've had two wishes already," the hag said, "but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes." She cackled at the poor berk. "So it is that you have one wish left." - "All right," said the man, "I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am." - "Funny," said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish." ________________________ Next! |
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I once had this carton full of water. It was made by a man who I barely knew, a man of old age and wisdom. He told me to keep this carton close at all times, and so I did until I lost it. |
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there was this grrl who killed her dad but he wasn't her real dad and the grrlz mom was actually her sister and their mom was a ghost and their real dad was already dead. the mom had been raped by her dad and became pregnant with the grrl and the ghost killed the real father. the grrl killed her dad before she knew he wasn't her real dad because he had tried to rape her. incest is bad mmkay. |
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is this a koan |
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I'll leave figuring that out up to you |
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i was walking at the beach near where i work, suddenly this hells angels guy was standing infront of me saying that i was going to die. now first thing that goes through my head is; should i run or try a lucky punch. i ended up telling him a lie about me knowing hells angels people in denmark and that i was a member of a support group. the whole thing was dealt with in a rough manner and i ended up with a hells angels promise of support and protection and a phone number. now what should i do? should i prank call the guy or should i just leave it there? |
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i was sitting in my appartment with a few mates, they were doing some funny stuff with white powder and their noses. suddenly there was a big bang outside and some random guy had thrown a molotov cocktail at the building besides ours. we got a friendly visit from 5 cops wearing combat clothing and we were all a bit fucked when they tried to search the appartment for explosives. barcelona is an interesting city. |
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yea, but it sucks sometimes... because of the mines, ya know... |
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take some english classes and move away from spain for a while, it'll give your life perspective! |
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mmm i was just trying to follow your joke, monsieur... isnt a "mine" a bomb hidden under the grown? |
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