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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:02 [#02049089]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



Why? Because, right now the AF has it easy. You don't get
shot at unless you're a pilot. And there are plenty of
things I can do and not be a pilot. I dont have good
eyesight anyways, so no matter what, I won't be getting shot
at. Second, the pay is great. I get a FAT salary, plus the
best benifits/retirement plans, AND there are so many perks!
Plus they will pay for me to go to college anywhere in the
US for up to 6 years. Once I sign up, I can do my 6 weeks of
training, then be on delayed entry pr whatever it is so I
can go on to college for 4 years and get my associates
degree in Education (I want to be a teacher). Then after
those 4 years of living regular, I serve my 2 years
traveling the world (for free) and being in the AF. Once
that's over, I come back home and get to enjoy all the money
I have as well as start my career as a teacher!

I think I'll have life cut out easy for me if I do this. :]

PLus it will help me build my character, and teach me
self-control, something that I need a lot right now. Haha.
:\


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-12 09:08 [#02049093]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker



Good-bye. Please don't blow up any British convoys.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:10 [#02049095]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



End of the month, I'm registering.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2007-02-12 09:15 [#02049097]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



ehh, good, that sounds like a flawless plan, i hope it
worrks. fuck you've convinced me. i'm signing up at the end
of the month, too.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:17 [#02049100]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



Are you really going to? I just think it's a good way for me
to sto being such a lazy bum. I've spent hours compared pros
and cons, and the only negative thing I saw was being away
from home/relationships for the time I am in training and
serving. But I will be in other countries then too, doing
fun stuff, so the negative aspect CAN be turned positive.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 09:17 [#02049101]
Points: 408 Status: Regular



Ask alot more questions. :)

The pay isn't that great, the college program will likely
get you into a community college at best. The benefits come
if you serve a full 20 years, otherwise, they cast you off
after your enlistment runs out.

If you're looking to build character, self-control, and
discipline, join the Marine Corps. ;)

I actually trained with some AF crewman down in Quantico at
CSS, they were programmers/operators at the Pentagon. They
had the easy life. Don;t expect discipline from the AF.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:20 [#02049104]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to edgey: #02049101



No fighting for me pal. Plus I'm just not built for it. :]

But Communtity College is all I need. I can get a degree in
Education there. And that income + the AF income would be
enough for me living single, right?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 09:28 [#02049106]
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joining the army is supporting the army is supporting bad
things, so get the fuck outta here with that!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:29 [#02049107]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



I don't want to join the Army, Navy, Marines, or National
Gaurd...that could get me killed.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 09:30 [#02049108]
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me me me!!!

Shame on you young man!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:32 [#02049109]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02049108



I don't want to die! :D Haha.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 09:36 [#02049110]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #02049104



I went into the DEP when I was 16, underweight (as in, they
wouldn't accept me because I didn't eight enough), and about
5'7". I definately wasn't built to be a Marine. I went to
my monthly meetings, and was given a diet; worked out, and
ran often. I shipped out just after I turned 18, and during
all of my training I was given "double rations", and they
worked me extra hard. ;) I came out of bootcamp a good 40+
pounds heavier (muscle mind you).

But, as they say, you have 2 choices in the Marine Corps,
"you can be big, or you can be smart", heh. I scored well
on my ASVAB, and was offered any job I chose. So after boot
and combat training I went off to CSS, and got my certs in
programming and operations. After that, once you're in the
fleet, it's a regular job.

There's alot of money you'll spend in any service that you
don't neccesarily see up front... Dry cleaning bills alone
can tax your paycheck...


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:39 [#02049113]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



We'll see. I'm just not the kind of guy that likes the "risk
my life" part. Plus, I'm going to hate giving up my right as
a "private citizen".


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 09:40 [#02049114]
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I'll give you some advice: scrap this moronic idea and go do
something constructive with your time instead.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 09:44 [#02049116]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #02049113



Well, that's why my advice to you is "Ask alot more
questions". Your recruiter has an agenda, don't forget
that, they'll tell you alot of bullshit, they need to meet a
recruitment quota. That's not to say it's not a great
opportunity to get a head start on life though.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:44 [#02049117]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02049114



I don't have the money, car or job to do anything else with.
Literally $14.02 in the bank, no car, and I've aplied at
about 30 places in the past month and a half and all of them
have not even called me back once.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 09:45 [#02049118]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to edgey: #02049116



True. My grandfather was a recruiter in the Veitnam war. He
knows "tricks" he can tell me to watch out for. Plus he did
"top secret" stuff which he isn't allowed to talk about. ;)


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 09:48 [#02049119]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #02049118



Heh, go into any of the computer or communication fields,
you'll get clearance too. Prepare for a very lengthy
background search though. Everyone needed to be NS or
higher where I worked.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 09:52 [#02049120]
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Maybe you need to lower your standards of where you apply to
a job? Anything is better than joining the army.

If you're going to join anyway, at least to do something
constructive like clearing mines.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-02-12 10:03 [#02049123]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



Not that I think its such an awful idea, but I don't think
you should do it just cause your feeling a bit lost


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 10:12 [#02049124]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to Dannn_: #02049123



Id do it because nthing else is working.

And Mastah, these places that have not hired me range from
almost every fast food joint around to a car porter/detailer
and even local supermarket work. :[


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2007-02-12 10:13 [#02049125]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



yeah, the arrmy is bad and evil, trry and get a job worrking
forr starbucks orr something.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 10:16 [#02049127]
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"lesser of two evils."


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-02-12 10:18 [#02049129]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



Hahaha. Coffee isn't my thing. x) PLus is Mcdonalds won't
hire me, Starbucks def. wont.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2007-02-12 10:24 [#02049130]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02049127



not rreally


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-12 10:25 [#02049131]
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McDonalds wont hire you?!?!? whats wrong with you?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2007-02-12 10:31 [#02049134]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



McDonalds will hire you if there is a vacancy trust me


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-12 10:37 [#02049135]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



how incredibly naive.


 

offline staz on 2007-02-12 10:48 [#02049137]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



another classiv swift_jams thread


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-02-12 10:50 [#02049139]
Points: 6428 Status: Regular



i rather stick to the lazy bedroom musician characteristics,
thank you very much


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2007-02-12 11:01 [#02049142]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



hah, yeah 6 months from now swift_jams is going to run away
from the airforce with a half tank of gas and $6.50.
Crying.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-02-12 11:14 [#02049147]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



i am 100 % with drunken meister here. fuck that. what a
stupid plan, your life cant be THAT worthless. the air force
of all places, and you're not even going to fly a plane. at
least be a man/adrenalin junkie and try to get into flying a
figher jet.

you don't seem that stupid, how about getting a decent
education?

science <3.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-02-12 11:45 [#02049165]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



The air force is NOT the army. I grew up in an air force
town and knew lots of people that were stationed there. It
can be a great thing to do. Not because of the life in the
air force. No no...most want out eventually cause the pay is
awful, but you get to travel..meet people that are more
intelligent than the ones in the other forces. Most of all
though ,Once you are a vet you get lots of benefits like
down payments and tuition. etc.. after you retire. Which can
be only 5 years. Everyone I know is using the skills they
trained for in the air force today. For me, it would be a
moral decision.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-02-12 11:48 [#02049167]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular



i had a year in the norwegian air-force and it was a bloody
waste of time


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2007-02-12 11:49 [#02049168]
Points: 4000 Status: Regular



i'd say go for what you want, but definitely look into what
you're going to be getting yourself into. from what little
i've seen you do, you make some pretty rad artwork and
music, why not consider something more constructive?


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 11:50 [#02049170]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to bogala: #02049165



"The air force is NOT the army."

qft.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-12 11:51 [#02049172]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



why don't you just get a regular job like 90 million other
people


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 11:54 [#02049175]
Points: 408 Status: Regular



In the end, the decision is yours... There is a very
different view of the military from the 'outside'. Truth be
told, once you pass your basic training and schooling, it's
a job. Plain and simple.

Do some research, ask some questions, talk to people that
have been in the service, and get to know what you'd be
getting involved in.



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-02-12 12:26 [#02049185]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



i'm signing up at the end
of the month, too.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 12:28 [#02049186]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to obara: #02049185



IDM - In Da Military


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-12 12:31 [#02049188]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular | Followup to edgey: #02049186



bbwuuaahahhaahahahahaha


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-02-12 12:33 [#02049190]
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lol


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-12 12:56 [#02049199]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker



Die


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 12:57 [#02049201]
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it's not "just another job," it's a job in the army (bogala:
army is basically short for armed forces, and if the air
force isn't armed, I don't know what is).


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 13:01 [#02049208]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02049201



All forms of employment in some way support this nation,
directly or indirectly. Supporting the nation, supports
its' policy, and supports it's military agenda as well.
Capitalism dictates our policy. Any form of legal wage
supports that capitalism.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-12 13:18 [#02049227]
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Am I talking about the nation or capitalism? No, I'm talking
about the army and supporting the army. Of course, you can
say you'd be supporting the army through paying your taxes,
etc etc, but you're freer to criticise the nations military
actions if you aren't in the army.. isn't there some kind of
rule or law stating that if you're in the army you can't
criticise it? In any case, if you were to, your commanders
most likely wouldn't go easy on you.

I like how the new uncle sam wants you is perfectly honest about
what you'll become when you join the army (a moron) but make
it look like it's a good thing. Also, they say there's
strong and then there's army strong (as a contrast), but
when they describe the word strong, that's physical, moral
and intellectual power, while army strong (which, by the
way, in every defining sentence contains the word strength
while obviously trying to define strength) isn't that, but
all these other things describing a moron. Especially "the
strength to obey." What the fuck is that? Does it take
strength to obey now?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-02-12 13:28 [#02049233]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



I see what you are saying about using Army as a universal
term, but here in the usa, air force and army are worlds
apart as far as the experience of being in either.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 13:39 [#02049249]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #02049227



Yes, when you swear in to the military you give up the very
freedoms you're swearing in to protect. You can be morally
against a situation, but you are still required to do your
duty. I suppose that's a moral quandry for each individual.
I personally don't agree with our current administrations'
plan of action in regards to foreign affairs. But that is
not to say I don't think the military can provide some very
good opportunities for people.

Arguing semantics about a television commercial is just
ridiculous, so I'll just ignore that. :P However, obeying
implies discipline, which I do think takes strength. Since
you are opposed to the military, let's apply that logic to
something else, meditative practice of Buddhists, does that
not take discipline as well?

I don't think you can argue any point in regards to the
military without directly relating it to nationalism,
foreign policy, domestic policy, and capitalism. They're
too influential on each other to ignore the connections.

Back to why I responded to your post in the firts place...
Yes, once you get into the fleet it's a regular job, you
wake up, go to work for 8 hours, and go home.


 

offline edgey from New York (United States) on 2007-02-12 13:42 [#02049253]
Points: 408 Status: Regular | Followup to bogala: #02049233



Too true. There is a very big difference between the
branches of the military. ...and I hold different degree of
respect for each. :)


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-02-12 13:52 [#02049258]
Points: 5608 Status: Lurker



tell us how iran was.


 


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