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From BBC news "US firm Apple has confirmed its move into the telecoms industry, unveiling the long-awaited iPhone.... Users will be able to download music and videos with the phone.... " FUCKING YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN. FUCK OFF, already. |
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and you can scroll with it, with your own finger, omg!!! die! i bet it even has a shuffle function |
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long awaited ... by who? |
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What is the aim of the future? According to Apple / Microsoft everyone wants to Download the latest (fucking awful) movie trailers Download the latest (fucking awful) music Create a mix CD but don't infringe copyright errr... that's it |
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Yeah, I don't know who to ring, everyone fucking hates me anyway...... urrrm, SHUFFLE |
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At least it makes the bitching and moaning at xlt with your cellphone more easy than ever. |
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I'm sure for $200 extra it comes with Sudoku and Knitting Patterns, each as exciting as fucking "music" and "videos" |
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And don't forget the "cool"-factor. Most cool-factor the extra 200 can buy! |
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isn't that what most cellphones already do, these days? |
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I've read that BitTorrents are soon to be accessible via mobile phones (or cellphones as Americans and qrter call them). |
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"cellphones" didn't feel right. I blame it all on goDel. he's infectious. |
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From BBC news: In a move set to shake the telephone industry, Apple confirmed that The iSheep will come with 5 free "bleat tones", with the option of expanding to millions more via the iBleat website (price TBC, but expected to be around $2 with necessary DRM protection to avoid counter-bleats). "Our userbase expects more" commented Steve Jobs. "As long as they keep giving us money, we will give them exactly that: more faulty hardware, suspect after sales support and the legendary Apple overcharging which we have become renowned for." he added. The iSheep is expected to be released shortly. Intensive promotional campaigns featuring midget pole dancers silhouetted against mentalist red and green lazer lights has already begun airing in the United States. "It has never been a better time to be a sheep. Join the bleatalution!" added Jobs. |
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its cool how people hate stuff when other people like aforementioned stuff |
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Actually, iPod has been disliked here for some time. Brisk summarised why in a humorous fashion. |
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Oh i know, but I think most people could have predicted a few years ago that people will start to hate iPods as they became unbearably popular, as is the way these things tend to go, so its a bit tedious having to go through the motions of it all |
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A bit like the tedium of having to go through the motions of a new Apple product. |
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I find its quite straightforward to deal with the release of a product I dont really want |
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It's pretty tedious reading whatever you summon the will to write about. |
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dog_belch you're slowly morphing into monoid |
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It's funny because it's not true. |
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bare in mind you clicked on an article and read about a product you find tedious, and then started a thread to exclaim how tedious it all is |
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Tedium is usually straightforward. It's things which aren't straightforward which usually hold interest. |
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I know loads of people that just want A Phone and To download music and Download movie trailers and Nelly videos However they're all too young to have enough money to buy rubbish like this. |
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Bearing in mind you've yawned on in this thread with your cotton bud shaped head and dozy fucking face from the comfort of your mum's ghastly sofa almost as much as I have. |
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hey, okay then |
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if you buy an apple product ever you are bringing humanity closer to doom with your fucking elitism fascist asshole cuntwhore bah bah sheep trend fag piss WHY buy it when you can have something that has a bigger harddrive for half the price ???? choice??? but hhhwait a minute here you PEON piece ofshit THIS thing WHICH IS CHEAPER + ++ (bigger//BETTER??) has clearly been sought out and favoritized by the SUB ELITE who are unfashionably fashionable in their sensibilities for the correct reactionary STATEMENTS when it comes to TREND WAVE MODULATOIONS zzzzzzzzzz my circuits are brokenaaaa |
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that was actually to dog belch, incidentally i rather liked marlowes comment |
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thanks very much Dannn_! Staz: that is a very weak defence of Apple products; very lazy and unimaginative. I'm sure that you can do better. |
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Hey! I said slowly. Look at the topic title: "The future isn't as good as it used to be" I know it's a long way from that to "I hate my family" but it's the same road. |
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Hey just accept the new iPhone, .. I'm not going to buy it, I'm not going to buy an iPod or an iAnything, not out of some romantic notions of consumer rebellion, but because I neither want nor need these things, and anyone fetishising them I think is an arsehole. So, calmly ignore that and consider your next purchase, you fucking penis. |
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But you're right, I preffer flying car 1000 times more than 'everything in the internet, internet in everything'. |
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not a defense, it's not a defense at all. i think a lot of their shit is retarded, especially those mini super micro pico mp3 players who cost way too much even though it's probably more costy to cram shit together like that (you will need stronger islanders). BUT, i think all the attacks on here are completely pointless as well. like all my posts. it's the sum of nothing. but the text, of course. text, yeah. text. txt. t.t.t.t. hey. oh, and honestly. what's wrong with laziness? huh, spunkyboy? |
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Well, exactly. |
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there already are ipod/music phones. and they're shit. jack of all trades, master of none and all that. infact, does anyone use their phone for music? its always shit. and this thread is supposed to be about the future. in the old days the future had hover cars and food pills and robot servants and international money. that was so much cooler. |
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i'm still holding out for the soylent green. |
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Because laziness is the relinquishing of self-control. |
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Dinner in a pill Brain implants Silver clothes Jet Packs Holidays on the Moon Fucking.. download music and videos,... fuck off |
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it's time to give up the self for me. lazy me. |
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Why don't they sell the phone with ALL MUSIC stored in it already instead of this antiquated notion of "downloading", move on, Jesus Fuck |
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but it's got MULTI TOUCH MODULAR SURFACES. for some reason the "tech nerd" in me just ejaculates over anything like that. i really hate hybrid devices that try to do everything at once with too little capacity to do two things simultaneously, but that touch thing looks so neat. but then there's the pricetag. and it will probably be revised in under a year after launh. and and and. ugh. i'm going to go sob over my being now. sob acid. |
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For the same price, you could purchase a whole library of books; beautiful books. |
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The futures not moving as fast as i'd hoped. I spent my childhood reading my fathers OMNI magazines. Great sci fi stories, futuristic artwork, interesting studies, etc. It's not the future I wanted, even if it is the iFuture. Not me. |
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or a bunch of 90s singles. |
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what provokes me, is how they (apfel) present it, as it's so cool, and they are all clapping and act amazed by their own new revolutionary product on the release, and all these stupid motherfuckers with white earplugs sticking out of their arses thinks this is a cool product. but really, i don't care. but when i see those people, i do think to myself; wankshots. |
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SAP/PLE |
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it's not affordable to accelerate the future too much. not enough money in it, they have to scrape their ideas out over a larger span of time. |
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yeah thats whats scaring me. when I talk with gamers they discuss how all these cool new features could be in just one game. I tell them theres no money in that. Apparently I'm a downer. But me and you staz, we know. we know. |
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Hoverboards dude. Hoverboards. |
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Cool Overhead Projection + Stock Photography X Buzz Words + Marketing Squirt aimed at Geeks who earn a lot of money making useless shit to spend on "high tech" useless shit seeing as George Lucas has stopped pushing his crap for five minutes. |
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the future is sitting in a wheelchair communicating with the outer world through one single button. then invading another planet. |
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