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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-12-03 16:27 [#02012225]
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someone farted here, why dont we go somewhere?
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-12-03 17:09 [#02012257]
Points: 5499 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #02012206
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Those nerd ones are brilliant!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 17:46 [#02012266]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to stefano_azevedo: #02012225
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You can have sex with me if you want.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 17:52 [#02012270]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02012266
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That wasn't meant to followup to anyone.
Man, I hate society. Everyone is so fake and caged by everyone else. Or that's my delusion. I'm so unfriendable.
I think I'm going to start a race war with my suicide just for fun. Like slit my wrists then nail myself up on a board in some public place after writing "Death to honkies, signed the niggers" in my blood.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-12-03 17:53 [#02012271]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02012270 | Show recordbag
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that last one is a sure shot man!
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S M Pennyworth
from East Timor on 2006-12-03 18:33 [#02012282]
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i managed to pull this one last night: (we made out for 30 minutes) then, S M Pennyworth: so.. you wanna see that movie or go straight to bed (chuckle)
Girl: umm.. i don't think i'm in the mood a movie. do you.. is it ok if i spend the night?
S M Pennyworth: (silence and dumb face).. take a guess..
success ;)
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 18:35 [#02012283]
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yes girls are just there for sex. I need to find one of those realistic girl-dollies, they don't answer back (an annoying sub-feature of the female species.)
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:00 [#02012289]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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if i was a bannana i'd fuck you like gwen stefani fucks banannas
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:02 [#02012290]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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can i blow my funk all over your IDM?
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:02 [#02012291]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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some things money cant fix, like your face, so let me fuck it!
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:03 [#02012292]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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girl, your so hot, i need to chill inside your vaginal flaps
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:04 [#02012294]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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if i wasnt an internet stalker i'd bring you to xlt
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:07 [#02012296]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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your like the amen break, so rare, the best bit in the song, yet overused(slut)
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 19:09 [#02012297]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker
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oh im sorry, you mean girls are actually people?
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-03 19:11 [#02012298]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker
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how to "get" a girl; it's like catching a lizard. you wait till it's dark
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:13 [#02012299]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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if you break my heart i'll shove this fucking glass in your mouth
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zero-cool
on 2006-12-03 19:15 [#02012300]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker
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lets cut the crap, how about i rip apart your sweet innocent virgin pussy, with my hairy fat monster rotten cock?
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2006-12-03 23:17 [#02012316]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker
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I've always found the O'Reilly stuff to be better than most technical books...
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