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intelligent life is over my wonders. if the Universe can produce tasty lifeforms is enough. |
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discuss recipes!!! |
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there has gotta be something, somewhere out there, there has to be, but ive never been able to even see a small proof of evidence that it currently exists |
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Digable Planets, what was that about? |
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god you remember everything, what song did they have ? |
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I can't remember. |
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I heard that on GANYMEDE there are these snakes which, after roasted about 32 hours, have their toxicity mellowed into delicious spiciness. more importantly, they are 2x longer than the average person's intestinal tract, so if you can control your gag reflex, you can continuously eat it and start shitting it out without finishing. you have to train your jaw muscles to chew that long. on another moon of jupiter, there are these little birds which, after you eat and shit them, an uncatalyzed part finally goes through a reaction in EARTH AIR, which causes the shit to become quite tasty. |
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those snakes require some practice but looks delicious. the shit reaction is a combustion or an oxidation? nu-tastes. |
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since most of us will be androids at the time we're exploring other planets and solar systems in-depth, we won't need food as we know it today. |
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more androids: |
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androids are gay i want to be a cyborg |
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cyborg: |
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i'm an android and my gf is a cyborg: |
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All right, own up. Who's hacked Phobz account? |
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I have a Tuborg |
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Oh, is that why v2 is taking so long? |
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it doesnt matter if we need food or not, we will eat simply because eating is pleasurable. |
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now you're too narrow-minded.... |
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we can defecate the snake before we finish to eat it... |
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I bet there's things out there that we can't fathom. Organisms the size of Jupiter. |
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With boobs the size of Venus. |
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COMEON finish your damned joke. "WITH AN ANUS THE SIZE OF URA.. i will kill you |
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also you should have picked pluto and its moon, since their sizes are PRETTY close. |
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Penis the size of Venus and Anus the size of Uranus And they drive cars the size of Mars raff out roud |
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No but seriously. There are aliens. |
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yeah but they don't give a shit about us, and will hide for a long time. |
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To Serve Man |
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están hablando de caca |
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