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Saturday night, I went to a wedding with an open bar. After my friends grabbed some alcohol, I took some and began drinking for 6 hours non-stop. I started talking to a girl I knew back in high school. She is very hot and always had a thing for me. She was also pretty drunk (and has a boyfriend), but one thing led to another and we found ourselves back at her house. We were in her room... I didn't really think things through... and I was taking the girl's shirt off as her three very close friends ran into to the room. She started crying and ran out into the living room. Her friends got super pissed and began yelling at me. The yelling eventually turned into physical assaults. I decided to get the fuck out and left her house. Her friends followed me, screaming. I knew this was getting worse so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. |
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haha, nice one |
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dunnn du du du ruh dunnn du du du durururu dunn du du duuu ruh |
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Hahah fucking dumb cunts. I had this girl throw herself at me at this party, we were making out and when I was taking off her shirt (what a coinkydink) she decided to stop so I told her "enjoy life now before you're old and wrinkly and not sexually appealing anymore" She got super pissed and her sister came looking for me throwing a major shit fit. |
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and then you whistled for a cab? |
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You know the first time it was funny. Oh who am I trying to kid. Good work!! |
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I enjoyed the story. Congs. |
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bel-air...yes, you're in some serious shit alright |
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fuck me cygnus, thats some bad shit. what did the cab actually smell like? i always wondered. |
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Haha, good one. |
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Hitler |
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Are you serious? I can't decide if you're mocking my "odd week(end) thread, or this actually happened! |
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elusive - the gentleman [cygnus idm2 remix].flac |
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Jokes on me! |
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It always is ;) |
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lol that is qrter |
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My thought exactly. |
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spin off threads=b7 |
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...entonces me pregunta que como estoy, y le rspondo que estoy bien, frscao asi tranquilo sin prisas, nada de escuela instalado en la fiaca, luego unos maleantes aun ingoro por que buscaron problemas y me les enfrente, mi mami asustada muy seria me dijo: 'te mudas ahora mismo con tus tios de bel air!!'. Llame a un taxi y al mirarlo note que decia fresco yo no se porque, no le di importancia y lo aborde, y le dije al taxista casi estas en bel air! Al fin, llegue a una mansion de lo mas elegante y le dije al taxista 'ponte desodorante'. a llegado el principe de todo bel air. |
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I wonder if I can make up something as good as that. Probably. |
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best avatar EVER |
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Vin3islih: im sure you could, but please do so tomorrow, today is full of fun and xlt, tomorrow should be open |
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No, I'll be having sex with my 5 bitches. |
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i dont' get it, since when do you live in bell-air? |
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bell-end-air? bit whiffy no dont. so I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. |
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mighty shire kru is teh leet |
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