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I was out at the bar down the street from my house lastnight and this couple sitting a few seats down the bar from me started arguing...they were just in earshot so I could make out a bit of what they were saying...apparently he fucked her best friend and she in turn fucked his best friend to get revenge on him...he learned about her fucking his best friend right there in the bar while I'm sitting there...so what does he do? he cold cocks the bitch and she flies off her stool and was sprawled on the ground...being the gentleman I am, I picked her up off the ground and then knocked the fucker out for hitting the lady...about this time the bar was in a commotion and I figured I should probably gtfo before the po po show up..so, I run outside, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. |
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only in america |
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hahaha |
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you're so elusive |
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1. St. Louis 2. Detroit 3. Flint, Mich. 4. Compton, Calif. 5. Camden, N.J. |
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haha well done |
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haha Ive been there man |
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Thank you for my Monday Morning laugh |
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I was believing it, until elusive mentioned that he was a gentleman, then I knew it was just horse-shit. Sorry, Horsefactory. |
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lesson; get as many best friends as possible. |
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haha, nice :D |
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illogical things americans do |
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the crowd gave red bull,and the bass gave thansk via email cos it wasnt at the venue. |
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why would you do such a stupid thing? |
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really? |
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fucking legend! |
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+fav |
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second bad redbull |
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gtfo |
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moar |
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who are those dudes, that red-bull legit, or photoshoped? |
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recycle, my hometown is 20min east of flint. nice country-side. flint is kinda hellhole though; the car mfg plants shutting down (buick) sure didn't help :-/ flint used to be rated the worst city to live in nationwide. |
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elusive, you should carry a gun |
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a true gentleman indeed. my new firefox underlined the word "true" in red |
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prince of bellend i fink. |
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Hahaha |
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thats AE and no that redbull is nto photoshopped, i laughed very hard when i saw that photo and had to post it here |
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way to much :) |
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W00t! HAhahahahaha. Thats brilliant! |
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its like Red Bull is thier third member on stage -truely Brilliant- |
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i wonder if the crowd gave thansk ? :( |
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rotflmaoatguaeiciwsgf |
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i was there, didn't laugh. it was very hot and i wasn't given any red-bull, and people weren't allowed to drink their own water. but hey, autechre in finland, like that's gonna happen ever again. |
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