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I have an interesting set of symptoms:
 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-26 20:28 [#01993226]
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I began to feel a headache on sunday, right under my eyes.
later I developed a fever. the next day was similar, I took
advil. I thought it was a sinus infection or flu. The next
day I began noticing an odd amount of blood in my poop,
along with the sensation that I wasn't done pooping. Today
my eye-headache feels a bit better, but I'm developing a
sore throat and my joints are stiff (my fingers and spine
mostly). Just about 20 minutes ago I felt bloated as I do
every 20 minutes (right now I feel bloated) and needed to go
to the bathroom for the 50th time today. barely anything
came out. I wiped. the tissue showed blood and what looked
to be a jellyfish. I feel like I'm dieing and I might
actually be. I may let a doctor take a gander at my anus
tomorrow... :(


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-26 20:35 [#01993227]
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You should, rectal bleeding is not a good sign. Could be an
ulcer.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-10-26 20:37 [#01993228]
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anytime you vomit/piss/shit blood, is the time to see a
doctor.

don't even hesitate.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-26 20:50 [#01993230]
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Yeah, it's a nice rule of thumb.


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-10-26 23:32 [#01993245]
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Ive spewed, pissed, and shat more blood than you've had
cooked dinners...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 04:42 [#01993280]
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congratulations, you're pregnant


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-27 04:47 [#01993281]
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haha


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-10-27 05:10 [#01993284]
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"I wiped. the tissue showed blood and what looked
to be a jellyfish."

you have a jellyfish up your arse. go to a doctor.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 12:24 [#01993469]
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same thing today. I also lost my wallet this morning on the
way to the commons. I know I lost it between point A and B,
but I can't find it no matter how many times I retrace my
blood trail


 

offline uzim on 2006-10-27 12:35 [#01993475]
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definitely go and see a doctor... i hope you'll be okay
soon! : (


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 12:43 [#01993478]
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I hope it's something fatal and I only have a few weeks to
live. That would make me very very happy. It's probably
just some annoying disease thought, one that will make this
lingering life more unbearable.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 12:44 [#01993479]
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though*



 

offline uzim on 2006-10-27 12:47 [#01993482]
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now that's yet another problem... : (

why do you want to die?
is the disease depressing you or is there something else?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:36 [#01993637]
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my finger started aching and now there's a red area on it
that hurts if I touch it.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-10-27 16:42 [#01993641]
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Take it out of your arse then?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:44 [#01993642]
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don't you think it's better that I keep it warm?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 16:45 [#01993643]
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not to downplay drunken mastah's woe, but I'm going to
respond to uzim.

well, I know I've not felt real great most of my life, but
no doctor has ever officially said that I'm "depressed"
because I don't cut myself and my attempts at suicide are
always in my dreams (there's no real risk of me doing it in
real life). I've come to a point in my life where I have to
do something, and I'd be perfectly happy to pass up that
opportunity.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:47 [#01993645]
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seriously, if you were serious and you still haven't seen a
doctor, do it!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 16:55 [#01993649]
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I am tomorrow morning. I'm not looking forward to having my
anus probed


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:57 [#01993650]
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you'll feel pain at first, but then it'll be oh so
goooooooood


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-10-27 17:34 [#01993669]
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A jellyfish, lol...

BTW, you should get a colonoscopy. It's really the only way
to be absolutely sure about anything that's going on in your
ass. They knock you out with great drugs and shit and you'll
never know what hit you.



 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 20:22 [#01993738]
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really? everyone I know who's had one has been wide awake...


 

offline OK on 2006-10-28 16:09 [#01994166]
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sounds fun


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 12:25 [#01994561]
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update: I went to the emergency room on saturday morning.
A woman stuck her finger up my butt. They sent me home, not
believing that I had been having fevers since my white blood
cell count was normal and at the time I didn't have a
significant temperature. I went home and my temperature was
102.2 (on tylenol, which reduces temperatures pretty well)
and I shat afterbirth and felt like someone was punching me
in the gut whenever I breathed in. I feel the same today,
I'm going to my real doctor tomorrow and will end up getting
very behind in school work as a result.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 12:28 [#01994562]
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oh and I think that headache I've had all week was a symptom
of my brain being cooked.

one last thing, I finished my website. Can anyone
tell me why when you click on the mp3 links it prompts you
to save? I want it to play in a new window unless you right
click and save as.


 

offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2006-10-29 12:30 [#01994564]
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i suggest you've been visiting clapham common


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 12:32 [#01994565]
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I don't know what you're saying, get out of my thread


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-10-29 12:55 [#01994590]
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Colonoscopy, you know you want it.

And what kind of demented doctor gives you a colonoscopy
while you're AWAKE? The only thing I remember is waking up
with a little tube in my butt and giggling when the nurse
plucked it out. Lots of fun.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 13:02 [#01994602]
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whoever my dad's doctor is I guess. He has crones and
almost died last year. He had very similar preceding
symptoms as I'm having right now...hmm


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-10-29 13:24 [#01994627]
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Don't go to the doctor. If you mix anus and youtube, you can
be famous!


 

offline rad smiles on 2006-10-29 14:18 [#01994680]
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well there goes my appetite.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-05 18:54 [#01998245]
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anus update: still bloody, today I shat out black blood as
well as red. I have to squat on the toilet or else it feels
very bad. I still have a fever as well, and tylenol is not
working anymore. I'm going on 3 weeks of this, my doctor
says "probably a virus, just wait and see"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-05 18:57 [#01998249]
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is the black plague a virus?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-05 19:01 [#01998250]
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I thought plagues tended to be viruses most of the time...so
maybe


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-05 19:07 [#01998252]
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doctors always say "oh, that's normal" and they can be
referring to almost anything because what they mean to say
is "oh, that's normal for a diseased pulsing sack of barely
living flesh, like yourself"

my dad was sent home from the hospital when he had a
temperature of 105 because the doctor couldn't figure out
why he had the temperature. logic.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-05 19:09 [#01998254]
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"dunno"


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-11-05 19:09 [#01998255]
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Threads like these makes me appreciate Norway even more!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-05 19:21 [#01998257]
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Norway doesn't do virii.


 

offline OK on 2006-11-06 15:35 [#01998598]
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virii does norway.


 

offline OK on 2006-11-06 15:35 [#01998599]
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in soviet rusia


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 15:51 [#01998607]
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what the hell is up with medical care in your country? it
sounds very poor.. I think maybe you should be pushing the
point with these guys.. have you had any blood tests yet?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-06 16:37 [#01998623]
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somehow telling your doctor you're shitting blood on a
regular basis and him saying "meh, it'll pass" does seem
kind of weird.


 

offline OK on 2006-11-06 20:22 [#01998681]
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yes, i think you're not telling them the whole set of
symptoms


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 20:30 [#01998687]
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SAVE SCUP!


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-06 20:39 [#01998692]
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I spent all night making a complete list of symptoms, down
to the most minor, such as "I've developed pimples behind my
ears..." I also had diagrams of my irregular looking poop
and a history of my body temperature for every night for a
week (100-103F every night). I read this and gave it to my
doctor, only to have him say it might be "something you
picked up from someone at school" or irritable bowel
syndrome. My blood tests came back normal for white blood
cell count, and my "stool sample" that didn't actually have
any stool in it, came back normal as well (I asked if they
looked at it).

It seems like the doctors I'm in contact with cannot hold
anything in their heads, as soon as I mention another
symptom, they forget about the previous one. It's very
frustrating, and they convince me every time that I'm fine.
But it'll be three weeks this weekend, and I'm cancelling
going to my friends birthday (who I haven't seen since
summer) in order to go to the doctors. He mentioned "if
this had been going on for 2 or 3 weeks, that's when we'd be
a little more concerned..." so hopefully he's more concerned
this time.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-06 20:44 [#01998693]
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also when I gave the list of symptoms to my doctor, he was
immediately more concerned about my compulsive dreams that
kept me awake and writing the list (sort of repetitive
thoughts about usually nonsensical things, in this case I
couldn't stop thinking about arranging myself and the
universe into little "plots" or boxes, causing me to thrash
about in my bed)


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2006-11-06 21:24 [#01998696]
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The repetitive thought thing happens to me usually when I
wake up at night and feel physically ill. One time I was
trying to move a piano up a staircase over and over from a
zoomed out view point, sort of like a video game. Another
time I was convinced I had to train for a position on a
submarine and looped the thought of picturing that top
entrance door as several different and unrelated objects
over and over and over again. It's painful in a strange sort
of way.


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 22:38 [#01998699]
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It sounds like you doctor is completely incompetent, what an
absolute shame.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-11-07 05:25 [#01998745]
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i'm having the same prroblem with my physiotherrapist, i
can't seem to get what i say into his thick skull.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-11-07 06:06 [#01998750]
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get well soon scuppers


 


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