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offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-10-09 11:53 [#01984585]
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their evolution


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-10-09 11:57 [#01984589]
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are you sure ? they're supported by China, and, maybe also
secretly by Russia. gather all that.


 

offline staz on 2006-10-09 11:58 [#01984590]
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"supported".

held by the neck?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-09 13:07 [#01984638]
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I think whats scary really is the material getting into the
hands of rogue groups. Unfashionable to say as people think
everyone should have a nuke. I hate the idea of nukes and
wish they would go away. I just know Im gowing to wake up
someday and an entire city is going to be wasted.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-09 13:16 [#01984644]
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be glad you guys dont live in the U.S. right now, namely
super-neocon-republican north Texas...

the main headline on CNN is:

"NORTH KOREA THREAT"

newspapers too. as if the nuclear holocaust starts tomorrow.
everyone is freaking out. redrum is correct though. they now
have their deterrent. i myself wish not another nuclear
weapon, gun, sword, or knife was ever built ,but that's how
life goes...it's that military muscular flex

nacmat: don't forget also that bush said he would authorize
use of nuclear weapons if any regime used weapons of mass
destruction against american forces in the middle east.


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2006-10-09 13:47 [#01984671]
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<3


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-09 14:00 [#01984678]
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anybody fancy a pint.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-10-09 14:00 [#01984679]
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whatever, = they cooperate and are slightly against the
"western world".

where's James Bond btw. oh wait. yeah, having fun with his
b/f :(


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-10-09 14:00 [#01984680]
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:D!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-10-09 14:02 [#01984681]
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is it cold and light and delivered by a famous pornstar ?
then YES.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-09 14:02 [#01984682]
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Aengus you must come to manchester for the warehouse party.
I OWE YOU
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-09 14:03 [#01984683]
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its cold and light,and i will serve you naked-does that
work?


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-10-09 14:45 [#01984699]
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you naked ? i'd rather have a GIRL naked, no offence :$


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-09 15:01 [#01984713]
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ive got tits


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:49 [#01984805]
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OK. Here's how it goes:

-----------------------------------------------------------
-The U.S. is not going to attack North Korea unless they
attack first. Simply, there's nothing there that the United
States wants.
-----------------------------------------------------------
-Yes, the U.S. called NK a member of the axis of evil, but
that doesn't really mean anything. If you cross reference
1.)when the U.S. labeled each member of the AOE, with
2.) the date that each country converted their international
bartering currency from the United States dollar to the
Euro, you'll see these two time frames are suspiciously
close. Publicly calling out other countries or labeling
them bastards, traitors, or pussies, probably wouldnt sit
well with the international community. And, "Axis of Evil"
is MUCH more poetic don't you think? Anyways, this
terminology isn't always a green card for war, but it can be
a pre-emptive anticipated insurance policy though. As we
will see next...
-----------------------------------------------------------


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:49 [#01984808]
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-----------------------------------------------------------
-With the exception of Iraq, pretty much every country the
U.S. branded as a member of the "aoe" HAS ended up delving
into illegal nuclear activity. Was it a case of
self-fulfilling prophecy, instigation, or actual real
concern on the part of the U.S.? It could be a little bit
of each, but if you subscribe to the new and hip
international mindset that everything the U.S. does
is wrong, then it's probably a case that the U.S. somehow
jinxed those AOE members and "made" them build nukes for
some outlandish conspiratorial reason. Hmmm.. could be, but
let's save that for X-files or our extracurricular
activities on the internets.

On the other hand, if you look at the regional and national
policies of those members of the AOE (Iraq excluded), and
you use that as a litmus test thereby gauging their
international policy, you'll see - 1.) they actually
are kinda fucked up and 2.) don't give a shit about
anyone, let alone themselves. The U.S. as super-power
did have the means to foresee this and had to, at
least for the sake of the global economy, address the
potential of 2 new nuclear contested regions.

(more)


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:50 [#01984809]
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Even at our greatest moment of doubt in regards to the
United States' agenda, we can still look towards what's
going on at the United Nations to determine how globally
fucked a situation really is. What's going on in Iraq isn't
really affecting global economy (yet). So the UN really isnt
involved. The U.S. can go on and fuck themselves there if
they really want to. But, what's going on in East Asia and
the Middle East as a whole will fuck the global
economy. For nations in those regions, it comes down to
border disputes and extreme forms of totalitarian
nationalism. For those countries outside these regions who
are still invested in that area , it comes down to jockeying
for positioning in trade for international resources. It is
worth mentioning that the United States' failed policy in
Iraq and Afghanistan sort of unintentionally lubricated this
situation. It's also worth mentioning that Iraq is the only
country that has been (or will be) preemptively attacked by
the U.S. alone. Why? There's something there we want that
directly affects our positioning for international
resources.
-----------------------------------------------------------



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:50 [#01984810]
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-----------------------------------------------------------
-If the U.S. attacks Iran first, it will come via a
U.N.-approved U.S.-led international coalition, similar to
the first Gulf War. Why? 1.) There's nothing actually
in Iran that the U.S. needs for international
resource jockeying, and 2.) collectively disabling Iran
could re-stabilize or insure the international
economy. In the case of the first Gulf War, the
international community realized Saddam's possession of
Kuwait, and his potential of leverage over Saudi Arabia,
could lead to disastrous consequences for the global
economy.

In the case of Iran- it's not a good thing having nuclear
"bookends" at odds, as they buttress up against both sides
of the Middle Eastern peninsula. With Israel on one end and
Iran on the other, everything in between could end up
becoming glass factories. Enter in the disarray of Iraq, a
growing brand of religious fundamentalism throughout the
region that is DESPERATE for leadership, an enigmatic and
delusional leader in Iran, and a moderately liberal
government in Saudi Arabia that oversees the mantle piece of
religious belief for the entire region, the worst case
scenario could be dire:

(more)


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:51 [#01984811]
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The U.S. will eventually leave Iraq to it's own merits and
Iran (with potential nukes in hand) could begin to (behind
the scenes) oversee Iraq's "progress." They would
geographically be one step closer to preemptively attacking
Israel, all because they could. In the eyes of "the
people," with the actual ability to eliminate the
"Zionists," Iran/Persia could challenge the authority of
the Saudi Govt on the handling the Holy Land. With a
fortification of the trust and praise of all "the people"
in the peninsula (mind you, many of whom are already
brainwashed with fundamentalism), a monopoly of the will of
the region could occur. This in turn would lead to a
death-grip on the lifeblood of the international economy.
Factor in Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's bedside manner with Hugo
Chavez, further control of international resources will
escalate, embroidered in a growing (and fashionable)
distrust for the U.S. in third world south american
countries, socialist deprived NK, and troubled middle
eastern nations. If this happens, the global dynamic could
seriously flip sides. Maybe it should, but why under
antagonistic pretense? For the moment, it's worth using this
space to address the inherent irony in the increasing levels
of U.S. hatred amongst poor and impressionable nations.
The cliche is so thick, that many can't see (or conveniently
choose to ignore) what assistance they DO have is coming
mostly from the pockets of U.S. taxpayers. Fundamentalist
Islam in Indonesia? Sure. Unforeseen catastrophe in
Indonesia? Sure. Largest contributer to their re-growth
process? Hmmm... The problem is for each of these
countries there are tensions at the national level, an
inability to express one's distaste for the Govt (NK, Iran,
etc), and a manipulative and enigmatic leader in charge -
all rolled into the increasing and desperate NEED for a
scape goat. Ah, never mind....
-----------------------------------------------------------



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:51 [#01984812]
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-----------------------------------------------------------
Anyways, if a U.N.-approved U.S.-led international coalition
doesn't attack first, the only thing that will happen is an
increase in nationalism, religious fundamentalism, and daily
low-level tensions at a continual rate. This will be a
pressure cooker that will just serve as a nice buffer for
Iran's transition into power in that region. Since it's
inevitable, it becomes a matter of when the global
economy can lose money (send nations to war) in order to
save money (protect investments) for future generations.

Now if Iran becomes impatient and symbolically attacks
Israel "right off the bat," rest assure the U.S. will
participate alone in fighting Iran alongside Israel . Why?
There's something there we want that directly affects our
positioning for international resources. A pipe line to the
Mediterranean Sea.

Meanwhile, China slyly scratches it's chin.
-----------------------------------------------------------



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:52 [#01984813]
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-----------------------------------------------------------
-Now if the U.S. attacks North Korea first, it will also
come via a U.N.-approved U.S.-led international coalition,
similar to the first Gulf War. Why? 1.) There's nothing
actually in North Korea that the U.S. needs for
international resource jockeying, and 2.) collectively
disabling North Korea could re-stabilize or insure
the international economy.

In the case of North Korea, they have acquired nuclear
weapons to use as leverage as a means of alleviating
international sanctions. Regardless of any difference of
opinion about the quality of life in North Korea, Kim
Jong-il has driven his country into the ground. Acquisition
of nuclear weapons was a last resort in order to jockey for
sustainability. Like Iran, the North Korean position is an
extremity of will. Also like Iran, a campaign of
misinformation has led the people of both nations to EXPECT
an attack from the U.S. In a round-about and ironic twist
of perspective, this is their own version of a a pre-emptive
anticipated insurance policy. It seems everyone is throwing
the "See, I told you so" card as a means of selling oneself
and one's agenda.

The only way the United States will go it alone with North
Korea, is if they attack the U.S. first. That would be a
dumb move, but here's the problem - The U.S. retaliation
will have to be more swift and more intense than seen in ANY
war in the history of this planet. Rest assured, it WILL
come in the form of a nuclear attack. Aside from the
problem of North Korea being allies with China (remember
they were already slyly scratching their chins in the Middle
East), North Korea is within IMMEDIATE range of South Korea
and Tokyo.

(more)


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:52 [#01984814]
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And here's where the global economy crisis comes in. This
too will NOT be a matter of "if." It will be a matter of
"when." Fuck Tokyo, out goes the second largest economy in
the world and the largest manufacturer of consumer
electronics. Fuck South Korea, and out goes the largest
manufacturer of computer RAM and flat panel technology.
Ergo, it will be a global crisis of pissed-off nerds,
yuppies, and technophiles. That's not to mention a
dissolution of the physical armature over which MOST
governments and economies have been built in the last 30
years.

Again, you have a dangerous breed of nationalism and border
contention. Every aspect of Japanese life for the past 60
years has been an internalization of the quick, intense, and
supernatural ramification of nuclear attack. Rest assure,
in the coming months and years, Japan will quickly adopt an
Israel complex REAL fast. Meanwhile, this probably won't
sit well with China, considering deep rooted tensions in
Asia are intertwined into the cultural framework of all the
nations at "play" here.
-----------------------------------------------------------



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:53 [#01984815]
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-----------------------------------------------------------
-Needless to say, besides the United States, China is the
only country with something at stake in both of these
regions. Is it coincidental that in the next 20 years,
roadmaps outline Chinese progress and resource demands to
exceed current U.S. levels ? At the moment, if all
countries necessitated the same level of demands that the
U.S. has, we would require FOUR planets to provide the
adequate resources for "sustainability."
For the United States to continue its lifestyle into the
future, it has to paralyze Chinese demands, and vice versa.
Interestingly, it's U.S. who is indebted to China.

Yes, the U.S. leads in weaponry, but China leads in sheer
volume and might. If the worst case scenarios come to
fruition in both the Middle East and North Korea - An
Iranian monopoly of will and North Korea's erratic
destruction of Tokyo and Seoul - both China and the United
States (and then the rest of the world to follow) will be
thrown back to the Stone Age. The only difference is China
has been "grooming" their citizens for self-sustainability
for thousands years. The PRC are made to understand they
are replaceable for the greater good of the country, whereas
those of us in western society are simply attached to
individualistic sense of desire and entitlement. This isn't
necessarily a bad thing, but recovery is going to be a
bitch. It doesn't help that current Chinese diplomats are
increasingly versed in Arabic.

(more)



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:53 [#01984816]
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Considering this potential flip in global dynamics and the
arrest on the life blood of global economics, China will
most likely be the first out of the gates to be back on
their feet, leaving the rest of us to decide whether we want
to side with Militaristic Islamic Fundamentalism and
extravagant prices for oil, or Nationalistic Communist
Chinese Totalitarianism and extravagant prices for the
export of goods.

So my friends, this isnt necessarily about the U.S. being
the bad guy. This is about a real scenario, a twisted and
well calculated and super-strategized plot for the jockeying
of international resources between China and the United
States (the public face for Capitalism). It's East v.s.
West in the most literal sense of geography.

God damn, this makes for a great movie.
-----------------------------------------------------------


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:54 [#01984817]
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-----------------------------------------------------------
-So what's the solution? It be nice if the European Union
would merge, but they have their own border issues to take
care of. Anyways, the United States would change their name
to Capitalist Union State West and the merged European Union
would become Capitalist Union State East.

In the name of "progress," C.U.S.W. would colonize Japan and
give South Korea to C.U.S.E. Together, the Capitalism Union
States and their new colonies fork a shit load of money and
time into renewable energy resources. We get back into
cloning and stem cell research and build an army of clones
and gigantic nuclear powered Mecha and take over North
Korea.

Since there will no longer be a North Korea to speak about,
there really isnt a need for a South per se. Anyways, South
Korea becomes "The Korean Colony of Capitalist Union State
East." Together, the Capitalist Union States uproot the
Jews and gives Israel the former North Korean territory as
it's new land.

Now the Middle East is all happy because Israel is gone, but
they sure are gonna be pissed when they find out the
aforementioned army of clones and Mechas built the sickest
architecture and newest & flyest monuments in New Isreal
(formerly known as North Korea). Talk about jealously!

(more)


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 17:54 [#01984818]
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So to appease the entirety of SandLand, the Capitalist Union
States split Iraq into 3 nations - 1 for Kurds, 1 for
Shiites, and 1 for Sunnis. A rotating Govt is set into
place in Saudi Arabia just for the sake of "change." The
former elites of Saudi take a permanent vacation in Dubai.
The "holy land" in Arabia becomes, well, Holy Land 1 and the
"holy land" in the former Israel becomes Holy Land 2. At
first Israel is kinda sore about all of this, but with
Japanese love androids, the sickest Korean flat panel
HDTVs, and a shit load of more land in the former North
Korea, they get over it real quick.

With global partnership, open source developments, new
technologies, renewable energy resources, the possibility of
immortality through cloning, and a brand new Mechanoid Army
into the millions, life sure is grand! The Capitalism Union
States East and West, their Colonies, and New Isreal,
together happily advance into a bright future as outlined in
Popular Science magazines during the 1950's.

Militaristic Islamic Fundamentalism partners up with
Totalitarian Nationalistic Communist China and together they
continue on with their current ways. They completely adopt
the old modus operandi and demands of the former United
States, but the C.U.S.E. doesn't really give a shit because
they know that's tired news that is about to drain up.
-----------------------------------------------------------
If you think this solution is outlandish, just think about
the "real" one govts are cooking up right now!
-----------------------------------------------------------



 

offline optimus prime on 2006-10-09 18:28 [#01984824]
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time to send in solid snake.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-10-09 18:32 [#01984825]
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did anybody read that?


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 18:34 [#01984826]
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trust me, it's worth your while.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-10-09 19:07 [#01984831]
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paranoia will destroy ya


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 19:10 [#01984833]
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unfortunately, pretty much everything aside from my
sarcastic "solution" is either a well considered potential
threat or simply fact.



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-09 19:12 [#01984834]
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Prior to 9/11, Bush's main agenda for his presidency was to
tackle the China "issue"


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-10-09 21:59 [#01984856]
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The Americans are the only ones cruel enough to us the
atomic bomb. Im convinced. Rumors were that Hitler had the
bomb and didn't use it. The Japanese provoked the attack,
were offered the bomb, but didn't use it. Kim Jong Il,Pol
Pot, Khamenei, Hitler..in the heat of a world war wouldn't
have the apathy to use the nuke against their attackers.
Even if they knew they could do it without retaliation. Only
America. Just my opinion.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-10-09 22:06 [#01984858]
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Really? Wouldn't have the "apathy"? So Hitler went ahead and
ordered the death of millions of Jews instead? No "apathy
there, I suppose.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-10-09 22:16 [#01984861]
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they were jews though.


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-10-10 01:47 [#01984889]
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i'm really into NK lately

other strange/ weird funny things to read

almost a dprk magazine made by fanboys



 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-10-10 01:49 [#01984890]
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a blog made by a comic or just a sicko
click

 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-10-10 01:50 [#01984892]
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the weirdest dprk fanboy
click



 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-10-10 01:58 [#01984893]
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crazy shit man.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-10-10 03:21 [#01984900]
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"The racist filthy Jews championing the cause of capitalist
aggression in the Middle-East under the false pretense of
combatting "terrorism" are running amok with the invasion of
Lebanon in pursuit of the progressive human-rights advocacy
group Hezbollah, committing the egrerious war crimes against
humanity such as stealing Lebanese children's eardrums
and tastebuds to make cookies
"

huh?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-10-10 05:25 [#01984921]
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bogala, you are way off on that last post, m8.



 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-10-10 05:27 [#01984922]
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umm, i dunno, gl0tch.

quite simply

teh US isn't going to attack NK because we all know what
would happen to seoul/SK in moments time.

that's NK's only real defense. if we go after them, they
already have plans in place to take out SKoreans with them.

sheesh.
not a pretty situation


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-10-10 05:29 [#01984923]
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let's get the facts
turn them in
and we'll get the analysis


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-10-10 06:18 [#01984937]
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dunno lol



 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-10 06:28 [#01984938]
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stealing Lebanese children's eardrums
and tastebuds to make cookies sounds fun!


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-10-10 13:29 [#01985147]
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elusive - "coulda just been a bunch of TNT."

heh, let's see what really happened here.


 

offline OK on 2006-10-11 02:01 [#01985324]
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it's funny taht it's not known if it was an actual nuclear
test. it could be a ruse made with conventional explosives.
it it was an actual nuclear test it's not known if it went
as planned or was unsuccesful.

the thing is just northkoreans taking advantage of us's
weakness of the moment. window of oportunity gotta take it.
they know us won't/can't do anything about it.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-10-11 07:47 [#01985415]
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it's like NK is just poking at the US trying to get a rise
out of them.
im glad the US so far hasn't made any threats at all, which
im sure is exactely their plan


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-10-11 07:53 [#01985417]
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good read/theory
here

start reading at "Some thoughts:

I'm as fascinated by the labels"


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-11 08:42 [#01985426]
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100

few = gew


 


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