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which level of hell are you in?
 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-21 16:40 [#01975319]
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I link webs


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-21 16:41 [#01975320]
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Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-09-21 16:46 [#01975322]
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Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-09-21 16:47 [#01975323]
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ah yes, i think i did this a while ago. i believe i was
level 6


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2006-09-21 16:50 [#01975328]
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level
of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-21 16:53 [#01975332]
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//publishes result of internet test here to the interest of
no one//


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-21 17:04 [#01975339]
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HA! you took a test on line!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-21 17:05 [#01975340]
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Level 7, could be worrse.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High



 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-21 17:06 [#01975341]
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Beatriz is who Dante wants



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-09-21 17:15 [#01975352]
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excuse the arrogance but i think even though i came out as
7th level, i think this test is flawed.

who wants to see my cock? :D


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-09-21 17:19 [#01975354]
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i watched Sleepy Hollow last night and i REALLY enjoyed the
decapitating parts....so.......


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-09-21 17:21 [#01975357]
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Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate


 

offline Dinky Pimp from United Kingdom on 2006-09-21 17:34 [#01975368]
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Level 2, I was amazed.


 

offline Dinky Pimp from United Kingdom on 2006-09-21 17:43 [#01975375]
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It's just a bit o' harmless phun, you old curmudgeon, you...


 

offline Dinky Pimp from United Kingdom on 2006-09-21 17:44 [#01975377]
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Arf!


 

offline staz on 2006-09-21 17:56 [#01975389]
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Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

i am a lustful sinner :)


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-09-21 18:22 [#01975407]
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale
wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your
shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The
City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide
plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full
of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered
about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer
the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife,
who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join
the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite.
The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of
women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -
High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low



 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-09-21 18:23 [#01975408]
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I got stuck on this question:

"A pimp is a good thing to be."

I mean, that's basically money and sex on tap.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-21 18:40 [#01975412]
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Where will Starsailor go?


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-09-21 18:48 [#01975418]
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Eh? Starsailor?

Ah!
(Ducks out of the way of the approaching belchian onslaught
of sly wit and invective.)


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-21 18:52 [#01975419]
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Sorry, they were just on the radio, and I thought they
should go to the lowest circle of hell. I didn't mean to
direct the ire at you though, i just clicked your name as I
went spazzy.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-21 18:54 [#01975422]
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cuntychuck will have at you.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-09-21 18:59 [#01975423]
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Whew...

(Wipes away the beads of sweat from brow.)



 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-09-22 00:33 [#01975472]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2006-09-24 08:34 [#01976523]
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Second Level of Hell -
"Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your
fate."

According to wikipedia: "Helen (Greek:
Ἑλένη, Helénē), often known
as Helen of Troy, was reputed to be the most beautiful
mortal woman in Greek mythology."

I could live with that. :)
Though, the 'the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire'
could become a bit annoying in time.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-24 08:41 [#01976525]
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


 

offline uzim on 2006-09-24 08:43 [#01976526]
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Level 6 - The City of Dis


 

offline yann_g from now on 2006-09-24 08:49 [#01976528]
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level
of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-24 08:50 [#01976529]
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third level,its nice and warm here


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-09-24 08:56 [#01976534]
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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your
shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!



 

offline yann_g from now on 2006-09-24 08:59 [#01976536]
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the test shows that god is a right wing northern american
(not a native or a canadian indeed).


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-09-24 09:25 [#01976551]
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Level 2. I have a very high level of lust


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-09-24 09:29 [#01976554]
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see you at the 6th level


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2006-09-24 09:41 [#01976559]
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see you guys in the emergency room


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-09-24 10:54 [#01976593]
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i paddeld styx for a while. good skimming there. little rip
on the far east side.

dis is a fucking wicked place to go out. the nights there
are intense.
i was there on lots of madman at the overkill tent at galde.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-09-24 12:09 [#01976615]
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Level 6.

The three infernal Furies stained with blood will be my hell
companions.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-24 12:23 [#01976619]
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xltronic meet up in The City of Dis?


 

offline rad smiles on 2006-09-24 12:33 [#01976623]
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i made it to the 8th level. if anyone cares.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-24 12:53 [#01976627]
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i care


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-09-24 13:02 [#01976635]
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6

The number of heretics here could shame any black metal
messageboard.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-24 13:02 [#01976636]
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide
plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full
of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered
about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer
the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife,
who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join
the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite.
The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of
women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-24 13:09 [#01976644]
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level 6 too! Let's have a rave in Diss in suffolk, its close
enough.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-09-24 17:40 [#01976770]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



First Level of Hell - Limbo

-----------------------------------------------------------
---------------------

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find
yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are
in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a
seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling
fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout
many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great
philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others
unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with
Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no
punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
_______________

Wow, Limbo is just like... real life. The afterlife blows.

Am I the only one here on the first level?


 

offline rad smiles on 2006-09-24 18:34 [#01976788]
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you're a real stand-up person if you only in limbo. im
jealous! im sinning and etc. just thinking about it here in
level 8.


 


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