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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-06-30 09:27 [#01929872]
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Women don't experience sexual frustration, if for
argument's sake, if she did, it is by choice, thus it cannot
be true frustration.



 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-06-30 09:28 [#01929873]
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so theres a difference between sought and seeker?


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2006-06-30 09:30 [#01929874]
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one of my dads favorite sayings is:

"every woman is sitting on a gold mine... and every man has
to work for it"

when i was a kid i didnt understand what the hell he was
talking about. Then I lost my virginity..


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-30 09:31 [#01929875]
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I heard women aren't familiar with teh concept of monoid? is
this true? also why does God hate amputees?


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-30 09:32 [#01929876]
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women arent familiar with technology, they cant use anything
without a man's help


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-30 09:33 [#01929878]
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dude did you get my email and did the rmeote arrive? i still
ahvent checked if your cheque cleared :/


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-06-30 09:33 [#01929879]
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the amount of gobshite some people come out with, honestly


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-30 09:34 [#01929880]
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yep, its on my lap right now!
cheers
now i need to work out how to fukin use MIDI !


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2006-06-30 09:34 [#01929881]
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Men take what they can get, and most can't get much. A woman
can start dating (fucking) the day after a breakup if she
wants. A woman doesn't need to do anything but show some
cleavage. (we're assuming this is a woman who could get a
guy, there are ugly women, but breakups aren't even an issue
for them) A man, who won't be at the top of his game,
usually can't.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-30 09:34 [#01929882]
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haha it's easy enough install the drivers plug it in open
floops and play!


 

offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2006-06-30 09:39 [#01929886]
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this is a monoid thread


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-30 09:40 [#01929887]
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these are my views on the concept.....

if distance is a girl's best friend...
tell them bitches in the rough who think that love comes
with diamonds.

slave labor. you made me work for what i couldn't have.
diamonds cut but coal burns. nothing lasts forever.
i wonder why i bothered saving any of your letters.
they're just aged paper. crumble.
slave labor. you made me work for what i couldn't have.
diamonds cut but coal burns. nothing lasts.
i wonder why i saved your urn of ashes.



 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-30 09:47 [#01929888]
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concepts monoid is not familiar with
happiness


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-30 09:48 [#01929891]
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social life


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-06-30 10:58 [#01929946]
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...and midi


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-30 10:59 [#01929947]
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nah, thats me not monoid!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-06-30 11:01 [#01929948]
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you still here, monoid?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-06-30 11:21 [#01929961]
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concepts that Monoid isn't familiar with prt.2: women


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-30 11:57 [#01930000]
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great thread, what about a "concepts that jews aren't
familiar with" or a "concepts that black people aren't
familiar with" next?

damn. this messageboard has no self-respect.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-30 12:16 [#01930014]
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correction "Monoid" has no self respect!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-06-30 12:20 [#01930018]
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yes indeed it is


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-06-30 12:24 [#01930020]
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This is why you are still a virgin...

Women have the same sexual urges as men. A women wont "let"
you sleep with her, it is a two way street.

Women just aren't as obvious as men that's all. This is why
men are obsessed with lesbians because they have asserted
their sexuality, which usually isn't seen with straight
girls. (and of course there is always the possability of a
three in a bed!!)



 

offline OK on 2006-06-30 12:26 [#01930021]
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logic


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-30 12:38 [#01930029]
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Monoid has been posting this kind of things for years on
this messageboard now, without any moderator doing anything
against it (or barely).

so i guess it means this kind of behaviour is accepted
here.

so...


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-01 02:15 [#01930307]
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............ lets have a party!


 

offline earvalve from Philadelphia (United States) on 2006-07-01 03:04 [#01930312]
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I think Monoid is a shared dupe account.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-01 04:35 [#01930330]
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i think girls do have more....options.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-01 04:40 [#01930332]
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I mean, things like, they can be a little bit fat and still
be sexy.
Or...they can show a vague interest in something a fella is
interested in and be considered really "cool".


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-01 04:40 [#01930333]
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But I'm not being sexist, most of these situations are down
to men being easily impressed.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-01 04:41 [#01930335]
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"men being easily impressed"

tits !


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-01 06:13 [#01930350]
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I have to work my arse off to get girls. I have to say the
right things, have the right opinions, make them laugh, be
well dressed, and all the time come across like I'm not even
really trying. Plus I'm a relative midget (5'8), and women
love a tall fella. Maybe I should hit the gym....
All a girl has to do is show a bit of cleavage/thigh.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-01 06:16 [#01930352]
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Yeah, I'm bitter.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-07-01 07:02 [#01930357]
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personally, I wouldn't miss Monoid. it's a joke that has
gone stale a long time ago.

he has been temp banned more than anything in the universe.

phobia apparently has a fond place in his heart for him, or
them rather.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-01 22:20 [#01930815]
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Yeah, and they don't have willies.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-01 22:48 [#01930818]
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i'm not sure exactly what it's called, but only males will
know what I'm talking about when I say, there's nothing more
satisfying than the shivers you get after a long piss.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-07-01 23:28 [#01930832]
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older women in their 30's are much more no nonsense. Girls
in their teens and 20's play more games or act a bit prissy.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-07-01 23:36 [#01930833]
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apparently it's the same with breast feeding. The
inconsiderate idiots.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-07-01 23:44 [#01930834]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



when i have been poking my dick all up in you for close to
an hour and i finally bust one i am basically ready to do
something else and i do not want to snuggle even if the air
conditioning is on


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-07-01 23:49 [#01930835]
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When was the last time you performed cygnus?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-07-01 23:52 [#01930836]
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twenty minutes ago


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-07-01 23:54 [#01930837]
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solo gig was it?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-07-01 23:55 [#01930838]
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I know it's wrong and my evidence isn't all there,
but........ I know you wank and cry at the same time. I
meant when was the last time you sorted some one else out?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-07-02 01:23 [#01930843]
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i guess this is where i qualify/confirm somehow that i have
a sex life?


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-07-02 01:33 [#01930844]
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oh man your stupider than me


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-07-02 01:40 [#01930846]
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anyone have that pesty problem when you wank and right
before you pop you have a thought that is not in the
moment.. Even gross. Like your grandmother asking you a
question or your Dad's face popping in your head saying Hi.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-07-02 01:45 [#01930848]
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i am fascinated by your humour


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-07-02 05:12 [#01930909]
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"Hi son! Having a nice wank? Marvelous!"


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-02 15:07 [#01931174]
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wtf?

"no son, that's not how you do it! let me show you!"


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-07-02 15:53 [#01931184]
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I find part of the key is to stop seeing them as an
adversary and more as someone you are working together with.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2006-07-02 17:06 [#01931192]
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I'm pretty sure monoid is the dupe acount of phobia. that's
the only reason he's still around.


 


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