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Women don't experience sexual frustration, if for argument's sake, if she did, it is by choice, thus it cannot be true frustration. |
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so theres a difference between sought and seeker? |
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one of my dads favorite sayings is: "every woman is sitting on a gold mine... and every man has to work for it" when i was a kid i didnt understand what the hell he was talking about. Then I lost my virginity.. |
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I heard women aren't familiar with teh concept of monoid? is this true? also why does God hate amputees? |
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women arent familiar with technology, they cant use anything without a man's help |
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dude did you get my email and did the rmeote arrive? i still ahvent checked if your cheque cleared :/ |
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the amount of gobshite some people come out with, honestly |
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yep, its on my lap right now! cheers now i need to work out how to fukin use MIDI ! |
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Men take what they can get, and most can't get much. A woman can start dating (fucking) the day after a breakup if she wants. A woman doesn't need to do anything but show some cleavage. (we're assuming this is a woman who could get a guy, there are ugly women, but breakups aren't even an issue for them) A man, who won't be at the top of his game, usually can't. |
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haha it's easy enough install the drivers plug it in open floops and play! |
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this is a monoid thread |
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these are my views on the concept..... if distance is a girl's best friend... tell them bitches in the rough who think that love comes with diamonds. slave labor. you made me work for what i couldn't have. diamonds cut but coal burns. nothing lasts forever. i wonder why i bothered saving any of your letters. they're just aged paper. crumble. slave labor. you made me work for what i couldn't have. diamonds cut but coal burns. nothing lasts. i wonder why i saved your urn of ashes. |
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concepts monoid is not familiar with happiness |
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social life |
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...and midi |
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nah, thats me not monoid! |
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you still here, monoid? |
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concepts that Monoid isn't familiar with prt.2: women |
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great thread, what about a "concepts that jews aren't familiar with" or a "concepts that black people aren't familiar with" next? damn. this messageboard has no self-respect. |
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correction "Monoid" has no self respect! |
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yes indeed it is |
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This is why you are still a virgin... Women have the same sexual urges as men. A women wont "let" you sleep with her, it is a two way street. Women just aren't as obvious as men that's all. This is why men are obsessed with lesbians because they have asserted their sexuality, which usually isn't seen with straight girls. (and of course there is always the possability of a three in a bed!!) |
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logic |
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Monoid has been posting this kind of things for years on this messageboard now, without any moderator doing anything against it (or barely). so i guess it means this kind of behaviour is accepted here. so... |
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............ lets have a party! |
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I think Monoid is a shared dupe account. |
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i think girls do have more....options. |
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I mean, things like, they can be a little bit fat and still be sexy. Or...they can show a vague interest in something a fella is interested in and be considered really "cool". |
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But I'm not being sexist, most of these situations are down to men being easily impressed. |
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"men being easily impressed" tits ! |
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I have to work my arse off to get girls. I have to say the right things, have the right opinions, make them laugh, be well dressed, and all the time come across like I'm not even really trying. Plus I'm a relative midget (5'8), and women love a tall fella. Maybe I should hit the gym.... All a girl has to do is show a bit of cleavage/thigh. |
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Yeah, I'm bitter. |
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personally, I wouldn't miss Monoid. it's a joke that has gone stale a long time ago. he has been temp banned more than anything in the universe. phobia apparently has a fond place in his heart for him, or them rather. |
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Yeah, and they don't have willies. |
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i'm not sure exactly what it's called, but only males will know what I'm talking about when I say, there's nothing more satisfying than the shivers you get after a long piss. |
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older women in their 30's are much more no nonsense. Girls in their teens and 20's play more games or act a bit prissy. |
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apparently it's the same with breast feeding. The inconsiderate idiots. |
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when i have been poking my dick all up in you for close to an hour and i finally bust one i am basically ready to do something else and i do not want to snuggle even if the air conditioning is on |
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When was the last time you performed cygnus? |
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twenty minutes ago |
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solo gig was it? |
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I know it's wrong and my evidence isn't all there, but........ I know you wank and cry at the same time. I meant when was the last time you sorted some one else out? |
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i guess this is where i qualify/confirm somehow that i have a sex life? |
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oh man your stupider than me |
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anyone have that pesty problem when you wank and right before you pop you have a thought that is not in the moment.. Even gross. Like your grandmother asking you a question or your Dad's face popping in your head saying Hi. |
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i am fascinated by your humour |
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"Hi son! Having a nice wank? Marvelous!" |
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wtf? "no son, that's not how you do it! let me show you!" |
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I find part of the key is to stop seeing them as an adversary and more as someone you are working together with. |
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I'm pretty sure monoid is the dupe acount of phobia. that's the only reason he's still around. |
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