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would you call this a pizza?
 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-25 16:40 [#01927139]
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pita bread with pesto and sliced cheese and tomatoes on
top. My friend and I had a little quibble over this, she
called me "sooo american" and "closed minded" when I refused
to call it "pizza." She claims that in Europe pizza can be
pretty much anything if it consists of something on top of
something else. Your thoughts? Am I a biggot?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-25 16:43 [#01927142]
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No.

But aparently pizza in europe is bread with tomatos and
other topings. Don't quote me on that.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-25 16:44 [#01927145]
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And cheese isn't a mandatory toping.

But your friend sounds like the kind of girl that wears hemp
and doesn't shave her armpits.

Anyways, that sounded like a really stupid argument.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2006-06-25 16:46 [#01927146]
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and where does Pizza originate from exactly?


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2006-06-25 16:58 [#01927151]
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from a pizza farm, duh.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-06-25 17:05 [#01927152]
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"in Europe pizza can be pretty much anything if it
consists of something on top of something else.
"


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-25 17:09 [#01927155]
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"your friend sounds like the kind of girl that wears hemp
and doesn't shave her armpits."

she's the opposite actually, always wearing make-up...and
showering. I hate it


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-06-25 18:11 [#01927171]
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Yeah! I hate make up and I hate girls who smell more like
kitchen tile cleaner than zesty womanhood.


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-25 18:12 [#01927172]
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that made me laugh, thank you. : )



scup_bucket : if people don't agree about whether it should,
or could, be called pizza or not, i think it would be better
to just call it "pita bread with pesto and sliced cheese and
tomatoes on top" to avoid confusion.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-25 18:17 [#01927173]
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i would call Taxidermist's brain a pizza


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-25 18:49 [#01927176]
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eventhough it certainly isn't on top of anything?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-06-25 19:19 [#01927191]
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hahahahaha!!!

scup_bucket: you have to find something a little more
interesting to brag about than talking to a girl.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-25 20:00 [#01927210]
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Huh? My brains not on top of anything.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-25 20:01 [#01927211]
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Your mom.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-25 20:43 [#01927233]
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we weren't just talking though, we were quibbling


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-06-25 20:45 [#01927234]
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i know, it's even less braggable.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-25 20:46 [#01927235]
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also, this girl and I just went to eat real pizza at a real
pizza-serving restaurant. I only ate half the
pizza--usually I eat all of it because I have the digestive
system of a snake--so I could eat it tomorrow, because I
like leftover pizza. We left the money for our order on the
box of pizza and left without the actual box of pizza and
now I'm going to think about my lost pizza forever.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-06-25 21:00 [#01927239]
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I have the digestive system of a snake

some things bear repeating


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-06-25 21:03 [#01927241]
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this story just gets worse and worse... :(

i'll help you... let's see...





My girlfriend, Tippi Hedren, and I were dining in the gold
room at the Waldorf yesterday evening, when she noticed
something very odd with her braised veal. It appeared to
have the wrong garnish on the side.

I rose to my feet and exclaimed, "No, no! NO! This is all
wrong! Parsley?! HOW DARE THEY?!"

I caught the attention of our waiter and demanded to see the
chef and the maitre de immediately. When the three of them
gathered in front of our table, I explained that they had
ruined our dinner with their misuse of greenery and overall
mediocre presentation.

"So," I said calmly, lifting a greasy steak knife from the
table, "I'm afraid you gentlemen shall have to pay the
price."

I took the knife and, with a rapid, fluid motion I learnt
from my days in the French Foreign Leigon, speared a wayward
cherry tomato from Tippi's salad and flung it straight into
the chef's beady left eye.

"How do you like that," I screeched, "how do you like having
tomato juice in your eye and on your face?! Feels good?
Huh? Tough guy? You like it?"

Tippi, of course, was delighted by my manly solution to the
problem and, after a bottle of complimentary sparkling wine,
we retired to our honeymoon suite and made love until the
sun came up.








you see what i've done there, scup? try to make your next
thread more like that...


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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-06-25 21:21 [#01927251]
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as a worldly wise man, surely you should know that the one
golden rule is never ever piss off a chef.

no really, don't do it.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-25 21:27 [#01927253]
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and what's the deal with "pizza" anyway, I mean, it's
pronounced "peet-za" not "piz-za"


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-25 21:32 [#01927254]
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I forgot what I was doing there. did you see what I was
doing there? does anyone see what I was doing there? I've
forgotten. This just isn't working out


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-06-25 21:50 [#01927258]
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it's not what i would have done... that was
scup_bucket's story.


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-06-26 01:04 [#01927317]
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There once was a place called Pizza Bucket and we were mad
that the pizza wasn't sold in chucks in a soft drink cup to
eat with a spork. We walked out of that place. Saved our
money for some fucking video games.
Those were the days.


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-26 02:53 [#01927340]
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it's because it's an italian word, silly.

actually, the words "pizza" and "pita" might have the same
origin...


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-06-26 03:27 [#01927346]
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i think your friend is the stupid american and you need to
immigrate to openminded pizzabiggot country europe


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-26 03:39 [#01927350]
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Pita is greek though I thought?


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-06-26 04:24 [#01927377]
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Pizza was invented in napals, italy. it was a margeretta
named after queen margeret i believe. Well thats what i saw
on "getaway" the travel show.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-06-26 07:35 [#01927466]
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boffin.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2006-06-26 14:57 [#01927743]
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"and where does Pizza originate from exactly?"
italy, it was mainly a peasant thing untill a king who's
name i dont remember made it popular, he put tomatos,
mozzerella and i believe oregeno, or basil, or something
green to match the italian flag.

i think the rules of a pizza is bread/cheese/tomatos.
anything else = toppings


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-26 15:41 [#01927757]
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i've read on the internet that both words came from "pide",
a turkish word signifying bread... (i have eaten at a
restaurant where they offered pides, pretty much similar to
pizza or pita)


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-26 15:46 [#01927762]
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now - would you call this a pizza?

+ there is a kind of "pizza" that has four different sorts
of cheese on it but no tomatoes whatsoever. i don't know if
you can find it in every country, but would you call it a
pizza? (i've never tasted it so don't ask me if it's good or
not...)


 


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