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my grandfather used to be a semi-alcoholic person (he drank +1 l. of whine + a big glass of cognac per day) until he forgot what whine is. now, hes totally addicted to orange juice. he call it 'whine'. |
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Are you saying his mind is so destroyed by drink that he doesn't know what wine is? Or that he's become a health freak and jokingly refers to orange juice as wine? |
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well, hes just having a degenerative mental illness, not directly caused by wine (whine?) but i guess the first of your options is the most correct... grandparents are sadly funny... |
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whine = quejarse wine = vino grandparents = funny people |
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My grandfather was selling razorblades during the german occupation, was arrested and bought from the police by a guy who desperately needed someone to unload transports of coal. Other than that nothing interesting has happened in my family for 100 years at least. |
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grandparents = not funny, rather sad |
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My grandfather spontaneously quit alcohol too, because of heart-related problems. Old creatures are better off without it... he drank because he had 8 children, an expontential number of grandchildren, and not a spare minute to his credit his entire life. He has no need to drink now. |
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yeah, that's not very funny, more a bit sad. |
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my grandparents hoard canned goods |
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loadsaspam? |
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yeah, and creamed corn. If they ever eat anything they water it down a lot because they think they'll starve |
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My grandfather was a navel captain. He flew jets in the Korean war and was close friends with Jim Morrisons father. He went to paris to investigate his death as a favor. My other grandfather was a navel captain and ran an aircraft carrier. He became a part time business man and lost 300 million dollars worth of my grandmother's water front property to the banks. Oh well. They all drank and smoked. It was healthy back then. |
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So you're saying that he commanded his own bellybutton? |
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my belly button wont listen to me lol |
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All of my grandparents are dead. |
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my dad's are both long dead but i'm going to visit the other ones on july 8th...i will be staying with them, across the country, for a month. and they are evangelical lutherans! but i'm up for it. |
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red wine is good for your heart |
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red wine red face si,mi abuelo tambien bebia bastante vino,comiendo y con domino y eso,como yo ahora fumo petardos. Lo de que no se acuerde de las cosas pues ya es mas desagradable no? esas "enfermedades" al menos son mas "normales" en los abuelos uh? |
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I <3 my grandparents dearly. |
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my grand parents drive everywhere in 2nd gear because that makes them think they aren't going as fast. Doesn't matter if they are going 50mph on a dual carriageway, you got that bad boy in 2nd gear, you're doing the equivalent of a fast walk in their minds. Car sounds fucking like a hairdryer about to explode. |
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My grandfather (which I call opa) was a medic for the nazis. Now he's an avid collector of old hilter youth crap. We never talk. |
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My grandad was a famous boxer: Stan Rowan One of Merseysides top boxing stars, Stan turned pro in 1942, and after a successful amateur career with the Grafton Services Club and Caryl Gardens ABC. In a paid career spanning seven tears he won British and Empire bantamweight totles. Wartime service with the RAF affected his career to a certain extent, but on his return in 1946 success followed success. He sensationally KO'd the british champion Jackie Paterson inside two rounds in a non title fight.Defeats of Bunty Doran, Danny O'Sullivan and Peter Kane where to follow. A convincing win over the champion Paterson in front of a 17,000 crowd at Anfield.Weight problems forced him to move up to featherweight and he strugggled to make the same impact. He retired briefly and made a comeback in 1952. A year later Stan retired for good. A staunch member of the Merseyside Former Boxers Assoc until his death in 1997. I win at grandads. |
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My grandad beat up a Hitler Jugend kid, or so he boeasts. I win. |
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Did he think you were a pussy faggot? |
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*boasts |
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Never met my grandad on my moms side. Apparently he was a cop. You're all under arrest. I win. |
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my dad's dad supported a family since the age of twelve because his dad was a deadbeat. He primarily dug blood worms and collected scrap metal for a living. My mom's dad blew away all the family's money by having lots of parties and never working a day in his life. I win. |
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I would like to party with your moms dad. |
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No, he became an alcoholic stroke victim by the time I was ten. So he never had the mental capacity to realise what a little weedy grammar school boy I am. I'm sure he would've though. |
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