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McDonalds to launch World burger the biggest ever
 

offline Dozer on 2006-06-07 09:02 [#01914950]
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Fast food major McDonalds is hoping to cash in on the
Football fever as it prepares to launch the World cup
burger. The special burger will be available for six weeks
and will be around 40 % larger than it's biggest burger the
Big Mac. So after relishing it you will be left with 667
additional calories which is equivalent of 9 fun sized
Snickers bars. The move has prompted outrage from health
campaigners with Liberal Democrat MP Steve Webb orgainising
a petition against the burger.


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offline Dozer on 2006-06-07 09:02 [#01914951]
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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-07 09:04 [#01914952]
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isn't that like a normal sized burger in the States?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-06-07 09:07 [#01914954]
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pfft my local burger bar does 3/4lb burgers and its a damn
site fucking better than macdonalds


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-06-07 09:07 [#01914955]
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Da Da Da Dat Dat, I'm lovin' it.


 

offline Dozer on 2006-06-07 09:12 [#01914958]
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Maybe, but we don't have it in Europe
The max here is the min in the USA


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-07 09:15 [#01914959]
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put a health warning on it like with fags


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-06-07 09:17 [#01914960]
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Faggots are bad for you butt


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-07 09:26 [#01914969]
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as official sponser of the world cup mcdonalds were given
shed laods of free tickets thinking that they would be used
as prizes or some such. However, mcdonalds decided to give
the majority of the tickets it recieved to politicians and
beurocrats. My view is that is was a buy off seeing as
mcdonalds has been back peddaling form the super size me
health issues . absolute cunts!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-07 09:31 [#01914972]
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a few days ago I walked by one of those radioactively green
trucks that pick up McDonalds' trash and supposedly recycle
it..

they were tipping in all the crap and the smell was as thick
as George Bush. funny thing was it smelled like normal crap
but with that typical faintly sickening McDonalds smell that
runs through all their products. I wonder if they actually
call it McTrash.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-06-07 09:40 [#01914977]
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i really want one


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-06-07 09:40 [#01914978]
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where are they going to launch it to?


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-06-07 09:40 [#01914979]
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I thought they were trying to build a healthier image


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-06-07 10:31 [#01915014]
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It must be difficult for an unhealthy fast food restaurant
to build a healthy image. I can just imagine the board of
directors.

"So we all know our foods are unhealthy. How are we going to
persuade the public that it is otherwise, when it is clearly
not?"

"That's a tricky one, Dick"

"Aye, Steve, but there must be a way!"

"How about we put some salads on the menu. The people might
just be fooled into thinking we are some kind of healthy
foods restaurant. People are idiots, you know!"

*Evil laughter*


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 11:15 [#01915052]
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they now put pictures of skinny ladies doing yoga on their
to-go bags

they should have stuck with the childrens' campaign with
hamburglar and that purple choad man, what they're doing now
is stupid


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-07 11:19 [#01915055]
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tastes like pish anyway. stick to the mung beans children.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-06-07 11:24 [#01915059]
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i like mcdonald's, i think it's delicious


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-07 11:38 [#01915065]
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horray for diversity!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-06-07 11:47 [#01915068]
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McD's is plain horrible regardless of the size of the
burger.

You can get better burgers at local ice cream joints.
Frankly id rather cook my own.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-06-07 11:52 [#01915073]
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it is true shit. they say it's meat but i swear it's
reconstituted plaster boards


 

offline uzim on 2006-06-07 11:59 [#01915084]
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i have actually never eaten, nor even tasted, a burger.


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2006-06-07 12:20 [#01915104]
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i worked at a McDonald's once for 4 years

they sell their used grease to csmetic manufacturers

Taffmonster-- any corporation that sponsors an event is
going to give it's honorary tickets to whatever related
elite they can -- unless it's a radio station


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-07 12:23 [#01915110]
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I have to say I love McDonalds breakfasts. No better
hangover cure in the world than two ibuprofen and a double
bacon and egg McMuffin.


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 12:58 [#01915135]
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we may be offered bigger shit to eat, but not all americans
eat the shit, you know. most people where i live also
realize it's fucking disgusting. i only eat fast food maybe
once a month and that's still too much for me. i never eat
at mcdonalds, though, cause i'm pretty sure all of their
food has some kind of plastic product melted into it. tastes
like it anyway.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-06-07 13:32 [#01915171]
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I've got one thing to say.
Apple slices... with caramel dip.
Apple slices with CARAMEL DIP.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-07 13:40 [#01915174]
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I fucking love McDonalds. I'm unhealthy.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-06-07 13:51 [#01915193]
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i dont understand if anyone finds this awful. its amazing.
big macs rock fuck. a bigger mac should be awsome.

this is fucking a puny compared to most of the shit hardees
offer. and hardees dont give a fuck. when you're hungry at 4
o'clock after a huge night out, i dont want to eat some
shitty kebab covered in shite. i want hardees.

hardees roast beef n' chedder with curly fries and a big
bebsi (find that out) luuurvly.



 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-07 13:58 [#01915209]
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Burger King is a million times better. They used to do a
clone called "The Big King" which had proper sliced onions
in it. They stopped doing it though, maybe because McDonalds
complained.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-06-07 14:00 [#01915213]
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I wonder if they'll include some beef in this burger?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-07 14:04 [#01915216]
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They're never as big as they look in the photos, I wouldn't
get overtly concerned.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-07 14:06 [#01915219]
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How many Snickers bars is 9 fun sized Snickers bars
equivalent to? I'd go further and say this new burger is the
equivalent of 1,400 Tic Tacs, or a carrier bag full of
Maltesers.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-06-07 14:53 [#01915263]
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that thing looks tiny, but then, i'm viewing on a puny 17"
monitor.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2006-06-07 15:02 [#01915267]
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Is Fatboy Slim doing a song for the launch?


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-06-07 15:30 [#01915306]
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hardees guys. go mad.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-07 15:31 [#01915308]
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big mac mcBugger


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-06-07 15:34 [#01915309]
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itll probably be a tiny bit bigger here. and then you'll get
the extreme mad english guys eating 3!!! :O i'll skullfuck
them all.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-07 16:09 [#01915327]
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my mate worked at McDonalds and he would try and get the
donuts they used to sell over his penis!

Scary True McDonalds Fact of the Day.......
The McFlurry machine health and saftey check list sheet has
a tick box that reads, and i quote "acceptable level of
urine present"


 

offline Dozer on 2006-06-07 17:37 [#01915398]
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Hahaha it reminds me a french movie called "l'aile ou la
cuisse?"
It is about a guy who is fighting against industrial food
It is pretty funny actually because salads, fish, etc are in
plastic and wine is made out of petrol


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-07 19:07 [#01915450]
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French humour. Formidable!


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2006-06-08 00:33 [#01915519]
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go triple whopper go!



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offline Ranjiv from Nor Cal (United States) on 2006-06-08 12:55 [#01915811]
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That last one looks more like the seven dollar burger at
Carls JR. Do they have outside the US?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 12:59 [#01915814]
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if im not mistaken, thats a carl's jr. 6 dollar burger, not
a triple whopper.

whoops, i just made myself look like a tool.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 13:00 [#01915815]
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oh no, both of us....


 


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