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Those poor kittens....I had NO idea.... (stops to reflect)..... LOL |
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Jesus, that fucker up there is such a bastard. To think some praise him... Oh, shit I add new kitten souls (if they have souls, which I'm not sure of according to christian dogma) to my list two or three times a day. |
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maybe we should just kill those two little fuckers chasing the kittens? that could be a decent solution. otherwise we're forced to kill them :/ |
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We should jerk right in their greedy fucking mouths. And I would like to cum all over our lord's wig, too. (I'm a pervert, I know, but a PC one) |
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wow this topic took a wierd and disturbing turn..... |
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I ama weird and disturbed person. I have dandruff too. And I fucking love to masterbate. |
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kitty killer! |
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Typical, mate: it's all gods twisted sense of humour and you just come and blame it on me who just want to have fun. |
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let's kill god >) ...wait. i'm going to hell for that. oh well, at least there will be lots of cute little kittens to play with. |
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I always thought I masturbated too much...I am happy I amnot that strange...hehehe I love myself so much....LOL |
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God is dead, anyway, not even since Nietzche, Cant had killed him effectively even before that. But I really looove kittens and this idea upsets me. He, he. I' ve got every right to be a wanker and I'm gonna fight for it damnit! |
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I masturbate every night, it's such a great tradition. I'd go crazy if I didn't jerk off. :-) I'd rather a girlfriend, but, hey, my right hand is doing just fine as it is. WANK!!!! |
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I have a girlfriend but that has not stopped me. First love is first love. |
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I like to numb my hands in a bucket of ice for 10 minutes and then give myself "The Stranger". |
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yea i understand you I got a girlfriend to but I still do it everynight (cos i dont live with her) is soooo good, nobody does it like i do |
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Wow, never thought of that. Have to try. |
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I was refering to the icebucket technique, if anyone is interested |
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When I had a girlfriend, I didn't masturbate. She was a bit of a nympho, I guess I had nothing left after getting done with her... but I've learned to live without sex 63 times a day, I've settled into a groove. I'm pretty damn good at wanking after 5 months of having nobody but my HAND to get me to orgasm. Hehe. |
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You can always try using your other hand, it will give you a bit of another perspective. |
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Try lying on your arm until you get a 'dead arm'/'pins & needles' then wank. Alternatively try a Potnoddle |
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'Reverse grip' (thumb facing pelvis, pinky afar) is an easy switch up. |
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How about doing it with gloves on? |
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''Dead arm/pins and needles'' trick? What the hell? Is that to make it feel like someone is beating you off? Haha, that's classic... I'm pretty boring when it comes to wanking, I guess... no fancy tricks or anything. I heard you can double or triple your orgasms or something by... stimulating certain things in your... ''backdoor''... but I don't want anything in there. I can't bring myself to do it. |
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Put me down as a mass murderer of kittens. No regrets :) |
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I too have murdered..... sorry kitty..... |
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To kill for pleasure, such is our doom. Seriously, now, nice to see the art of masturbating is alive and well among online community. |
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why do we admit the fact that we masturbate and many girls dont admit it? is that they think it is bad? there are very few girls that really admit it. what do you think? maybe is the place where i live? or my neighbourghood? or is it really a world situation? |
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Good question Nacmat. It probably has to do with the culture where women's sexuality has been supressed, and men's glorified. My girlfriend told me that she does masturbate occasionally |
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Seriously... guys seem to be PROUD that they jerk off so much, and girls are so secretive on the subject... I know some girls who don't do it at all, but I'm sure EVERY guy I know does it... and will freely admit it. Even if a girl does it, she doesn't go around bragging about it like we do. I can't wait to jerk off tonight, yippee!!! |
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ophecks said: "I can't wait to jerk off tonight, yippee!!!" i gotta tell you ophecks, your jokes make me laugh a lot... not today or yesterday...it is always...you have a very nice sense of humor... sometimes ironic, sometimes direct, sometimes difficult, others simple... you are funny ... others here such as "peter file" seem to be always joking too. |
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I think its good that women are mysterious about it. It makes it sexier when you finally get to observe while they perform on themselves. |
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Haha, thanks man, same with you. But I wasn't joking there. I really can't wait to wank it! Hell, why wait... I have a few lesbian orgy videos I got off Kazaa I haven't even watched yet... I'll be right back. ;-) |
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Ophecks IS one funny MotherF@#$er... good stuff phecks.... |
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I hate when I download some hot lesbian vid from Kazaa and when I open it its like some asian chick downing a spoonful of shit or someone getting their head snuffed off. Especially when Im all fluffed and ready to go. |
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Its kinda cool...Here in Southern California...the liquor stores sell the brand new, 4 hour VIVID tapes for like 7.99...... mmmmmm VIVID girlz...... |
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How about some links!!! |
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Oooohhh... *Ophecks zips up pants That was some good lesbo dildo action. I'm set till tomorrow. |
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all those kittens! enough to pave the planet with furr twice over! |
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and then some.. |
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Ahhh, masturbation has become a routine....Sometime I dont really enjoy it, but it has to be done, im a slave of my lower instincts. I tell you what ! Id rather fuck a real girl, all this masturbation isnt so satesfying in the long run........it makes me depressed... |
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ha ha ha ah i wasnt going to reply to this thread, its kinda rediculose (sp?) who cares how you spell except your english teacher. monoid--green day song (yeah they kinda blow) "WHEN MATERBATION LOST ITS FUN, YOU FUCKING LAZY" |
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lol this is posted on my neighbors door. |
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is you neighbor a materbater? |
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oh yeah, how would you know Camerfold? :0) |
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man i halft to start using my outher hand, my dick is curved now |
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From some sort of fark! |
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''man i halft to start using my outher hand, my dick is curved now'' Oh my god, I had to pick myself off of the ground when I read that!!! Yeah, I think mine is actually looking east a bit too much. |
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someone posted that kitten pic in one of the stalls in our dorm restroom. heh. And yeah it looks like it's from Fark.com to me too. |
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*looks at hands in disbelief*... ..what have i done!??!?! |
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