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*peeks in* *has NO idea what that looooong word means* *must be a GUY thing* )=0) |
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LeCoeur is here. Ok let's all begin in synchrony....go! |
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"Kittens"? They're, like, baby cats or something. |
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I just pleasured myself a couple hours ago, I'm too tired right now. Maybe later!I need eight hour breaks... can't do any more than three masturbation sessions a day. I usually can't even do TWO. Too much information? Probably. |
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AHHAHAHA.......you are a BAD BOI!!! OMNE......you are a wicked boi...ehehehhe rascals |
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Whoa! Too much information! Thanks for the mental picture! Why don't you tell us what you really think? Thanks for sharing! More than I wanted to know! (Apu: "Stop spouting those hackneyed quips.") |
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so LeCoeur, why IS it that girls are so much more private about these matters? |
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Come on Oph, cold shower cup of coffee and a half pound of oysters and you'll be back on the launch pad. |
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crazy tricks, but interesting to hear. i checked the icebucket technique,oh,what a funny feeling Try it, and kill kittens!!!! |
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damn...kitty heaven must be one crowded place...this rule seems kinda counterproductive though...god must be killing more kittens than he is creating... |
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when we talk about kittens. Do you own a kitten or a cat? actually i have a kitten. 7month old, isn't it a kitten? and antoher older cat thas 2 years old Can you imagine what a cat(or another pet) think when it's watching you while you're wanking??? |
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i need to masturbate in odd places. it's just something i have to do. i could go on and on.... |
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If you sit on your hand until it goes numb it feels like someone else is doing it!! |
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I amust have killed about... lets see...: 26 years= 9490 days 2 masturbations a day (more or less) 18980 but actually I just masturbate since I was 11 years old so : 15 years = 5475days x 2 = = 10950 kittens killed by my weakness |
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LOL |
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Oh my goodness LeCour is so cute!!!!! :) ummm, but I gotta masturbate... I just gotta... I love cats and all, but I need masturbation!!!!! :) |
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that's the funniest picture i've seen all day! look at the little crtters chasing the kitty!! hehe |
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THINK OF THE KITTENS!!! |
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That aint no critter, that's DomoKun! |
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i just killed one that was a big load, so i guess i killed two and a half then. |
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wow, im scared |
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at least puppies are safe...? are they?? |
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a kitten is a mini pussy. could that be what is meant? strange... |
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... i wish i hadn't read all that... i feel dirty now... i think i'll go take a shower, now who was talking about those asian dildo vids?? i need something to watch before i take that shower... |
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Lol this is a great topic. "Yeah, I think mine is actually looking east a bit too much" Ophecks! you mean when you turn around it actually changes shape so that it always looks east?!? Man this could be a cool trick! |
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*Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep* ... "What??? Mastur.. what yu say? i can't hear yu!!! Listen, i'm really Busy right now, Could yu come back later? thanks." *Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Slheep Atchooo!!* |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!(*holding belly & falling from chair*)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Once when I was on tour with my old band, the Conga player and I had a bit of a contest going to find out who had to wank the most. it was like, every rest stop, one or the other (or both) of us had to 'use the facilities'.... it's just so natural and fun! I dedicate my orgasms. |
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hehehe you don't KNOW?? is cos girls like to be mysterious.....so unlike guys who like to whip it out at every occasion, we prefer to delicately do our BUSINESS in private. ever wonder why girls washrooms have DOORS on all the stalls, we like our privacy. and it's a private thing. does is happen......HELL YA......we just don't feel the need to talk about it at the drop of a PANT.....errrrr HAT >=0) |
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btw.......that is JUST my own theory....ehehhehehe |
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Ophecks....i'm telling your mommy that your TREAT YOUR BODY LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK on a daily basis....... ehhehehehe =b |
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i hate girls. they can suck my dick ....and fucking like it :P |
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I loooooove women....... Boy do they smell good...=) |
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gay men could suck your dick and like it too, but not all girls can- some girls only like other girls. If you practised yoga every day, eventually you could suck your *own* dick, and you know you'd like it!! #8D |
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has anyone here tried to suck they're own dick? |
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if you like looking at your cock and would like to suck it, does that mean you are gay? i'm asking for a friend ;) |
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hummmmm (conversation with self) * i don't wanna know* *yes you DO* *no, i really don't* *come on.....you do......be honest* *ok, ok....i'm AM CURIOUS, but don't tell anyone * *never, your secret is safe with me* ;) so.....anyone ......anyone ??? |
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goddammitt that's funny!!!! I've tried numerous times, but never persued the yogic mastery to actually DO it. I have a friend that says he can do it, and he *actually* bearly leaves his house, just as the old saying goes, so I believe him! (it's true! he never leaves his fucking house!) it doesn't mean you're gay; it means you're bored, horny, and hungry! |
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I've got 69 points!! for those of you that can suck themselves, thats a '34.5' '...so then I 34.5ed myself to a soaring, gushing, drenching orgasm, and then the dorbell rang- it was FedEx....' |
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you get the idea. |
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ok ok....i just had to know in GENERAL soooooo i went here (a friend gave me this link) http://www.world-sex-records.com/ this is what it said : Two or three males in a thousand are able to suck their own penises to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. we don't have 1000 on this message board......sooooooo ehhehe =0) |
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that is one funny site..... good post girl...=) cheers... |
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well, SOMEONE on this board can do it! I did see a circus performer do it once, while liying on a bed of nails (Know-Nothing Family Zircus Zideshow, from New Orleans) |
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I loved this picture. Has anyone got any others as funny/ier? They would brighten my day |
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