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The type of Cunt we have to put up with in England....
 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 14:11 [#01895708]
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LINK!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-05-09 14:14 [#01895710]
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someone make a gif of that kid making awkward hand signals


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 14:16 [#01895714]
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HUZAHHHH


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 14:17 [#01895715]
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Where's the Drunken Mastah?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2006-05-09 15:18 [#01895742]
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fuck, peace


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-09 15:32 [#01895746]
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Hahahahaha! yes


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 16:01 [#01895753]
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how funny??

Twin turbo Clio, etc


 

offline nacmat on 2006-05-09 16:05 [#01895757]
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they look like autechre some years ago


 

offline rezpeni on 2006-05-09 16:08 [#01895761]
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Suonds better than The Streets.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-05-09 16:11 [#01895767]
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chavs

don't you just love 'em

I was thinking, I would find great pleasure in shooting both
of them directly in the face. Don't ask me why, I just know
it, like it's natural for me to hate them or something. BANG
- ohhh yehhhh


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:17 [#01895771]
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lets all pick on the poor people!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-09 16:19 [#01895773]
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being poor isnt an excuse for being a bellend


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:20 [#01895774]
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ITS MY EXCUSE AND I AM STICKING TO IT!!!!

(where are my wav's you aids face?)


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-09 16:24 [#01895776]
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i havent done them yet i wanna get it right


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:25 [#01895778]
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don't be a girl


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 16:30 [#01895779]
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whats wrong with em? seem like nice enuff boys to me

i think this hating on chavs is just continuing the long
line of the middle classes being jealous of the
working/lower classes ;p


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-05-09 16:34 [#01895781]
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yeah, i'm fucking jealous of their "trendy" clothes and
their friday nights, beating up innocent people, begging for
fags, spitting on the heads of passers by whilst they hang
over bridges beat boxing about drinking and underage sex.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:36 [#01895783]
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well said


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:37 [#01895784]
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appearences can be deciving. just because they do twaty raps
and talk about nova's dont mean they are hooligans!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-09 16:38 [#01895786]
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well said


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-05-09 16:39 [#01895787]
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i used to think like you but then i discovered that the
stereotypes are in place for a reason


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:42 [#01895789]
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man i am as bad as you i do it, i avoid kids in caps etc.
town i used to live i'd had chavs chase a train in a car and
then proceed to knock my friends braces straight through his
gums. but i do genuinly think its wrong to presume every
chav is crimminal.

every prole is accused of being a chav and it sucks. i went
to school with alot of guys who dressed and talked like that
and most of them wouldn't say boo to a goose.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-05-09 16:47 [#01895795]
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i know it's wrong to assume and make generalisations but i
just can't help the way i feel. i see somebody who "looks"
like a chav and i instantly get scared. it might have
something to do with me getting attacked by one in brighton.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 16:51 [#01895801]
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That little MC bloke is the bomb, he should so do some guest
spots on some famous tunes.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:51 [#01895802]
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like i say i am the same, i still change carraiges if
someone gets on wearing burberry and talking about 50 cent
and nova's.

But then when i used have my mohawk and my piercings old
people would avoid me and think i was some scummy punk (am i
am the furthest form punk you can get save listening to the
ramones etc). but yeah this vid is still lol!


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 16:51 [#01895803]
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XLT VIBES, GIVE THESE GUYS A BACKING TRACK!!!!!!!!


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-05-09 20:04 [#01895883]
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Hey its the windowlicker film clip. I was waiting for aphex
to start shuffling across the screen and tapping some hoes'
asses.

"Lemmie get my shit up on this bitch
Playa playa girrl"

They ain't got shit com'n.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-09 20:25 [#01895891]
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the left one sounds like a dalek.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-05-09 20:30 [#01895892]
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I actually sort of like it............. they DO look and
sound like moron's, but moron is big this year


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 05:33 [#01896045]
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Kid on the left looks about 10 and as if he is reading off
and autocue.

I second the motion for an animated .gif of awkward hand
signals.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 06:01 [#01896054]
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Oh and whilst I agree with Taff about not all kids like that
being trouble (even if they arguably want you to perceive
that they are), I have to say Razorblade has a point. It's
not some sort of class-racism that makes people think
they're a nuisance to society; It's because they are.

I've seen "Rahs" and "Chavs" start fights for no reason (the
latter more than the former, obviously). I've never seen a
"normal" person (no, I don't mean middle class; I'd include
working class people who aren't chav wankers in "normal")
start a fight without justification.

Also, I've never met anyone wearing a Ben Sherman shirt who
hasn't been a cunt on a personal level.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-05-10 06:04 [#01896055]
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I have a Ben Sherman shirt, and trust me, I'm not a cunt, on
any level.

:p


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-10 06:37 [#01896072]
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but dude its something akin to racism. i mean i could say
i've seen a black person robbing people, but i've never seen
a white middle class guy with no need to steal doing it....

bah I am not trying to convert people or have an in depth
debate about it. most people think that way and i genuinly
understand and see why so i am nto gonna complain but i will
try not to do it myself as hard as that is. Only for the
fact that i always complain people misread me and yet i do
it myself to everyone else.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-05-10 06:56 [#01896087]
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is there meant to be sound?

downloading it to the ipod just in case. looks well funny.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-10 06:58 [#01896089]
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i know people who chav up but they are nice people. even
some people who really are chavs, council estate, tatooed
nike wearing aggressive people, theyre not really bad
people. if you see a guy with a burberry cap walking down
the road theres no real conclusions you can draw. but a
bunch of them going all out, trousers tucked into socks
playing drum n bass off their mobile phone doing the leaning
back swagger smoking shouting shaved a little bit off their
eyebrow for some reason... its hard to imagine any
dimensions of their character that isnt total cunt, and hard
to imagine any interaction that could happen that wouldnt
involve you being smacked, asked for a fag, knifed or asked
for some money for a fag.

the problem is since the media picked up the chav thing, the
stereotype became all encapsulating because its proliferated
by people who arent out there in the middle of it like we
young'ns are, who know its not so black and white


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 07:11 [#01896096]
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^ What he said.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-10 07:14 [#01896098]
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i'm not in the least bit worrrried when i see a chav, like
you say they'rre not all going to beat you up, my only
arrgument is that they'rre stupid.


 

offline xceque on 2006-05-10 07:18 [#01896099]
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MostSagelyThreadSoFar+

But, what's a rah?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 07:34 [#01896105]
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You know how a "chav" is an almost caricaturish version of a
no prospects, no brain, no morals, no dress sense member of
the lumpen proletariat?

A "Rah" is a sort of mid/lower upper-class equivalent.

Instead of carling they get shitfaced on expensive wine or
premium import european beers (stuff like posher versions of
Stella)

They seem incapable of going out in public unless they're in
a group of at least 4.

Rather than hanging around Macdonalds, they flit in and out
of decent restaurants.

In spite of being sent to Eton or Harrow since the day they
were born, they manage to be academically pigshit-thick.
They tend to scrape into uni courtesy of Daddy making a
donation, and pass a degree by paying a poor mate to do
their dissertation. They usually end up working as estate
agents, entrepeneurs or art dealers.

They seem to have some sort of complex about being posh, so
to compensate, swearing in a bellowing voice on nights out
and whilst less likely to start a fight for absolutely no
reason at all than a chav, are still keen to kick off if
someone accidentally bumps into them, looks at them funny
etc.

Just like chavs, they love ostentatious displays of wealth,
but courtesy of their father's credit cards, rather than
dole money, can actually do it without limit. Designer
(albeit tasteless) shirts and trousers, or Armani Blazer
with jeans for boys and £20K bits of jewelry stolen from
Mummy's jewelry box for the girls are de rigeur for a Friday
night piss up.

They also have a tendancy towards being boy racers, but
again, Daddy's money helps them out no end. Rather than
Novas with shitty bodykits, they can afford to kill
themselves in Impreza WRXs and Mitsubishi Evos (boys) and
MR2s and Z3s (girls).

They're largely a southern phenomenon; you get loads of them
in Bristol (well, in Clifton at least) and Bath. Also a lot
at the Agricultural College near where I work.

The name, "Rah" comes from "Rah-ther" and "Oh Rah" which is
how they, in their grating accents say, "I agree"


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 07:35 [#01896106]
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You know how a "chav" is an almost caricaturish version of a
no prospects, no brain, no morals, no dress sense member of
the lumpen proletariat?

A "Rah" is a sort of mid/lower upper-class equivalent.

Instead of carling they get shitfaced on expensive wine or
premium import european beers (stuff like posher versions of
Stella)

They seem incapable of going out in public unless they're in
a group of at least 4.

Rather than hanging around Macdonalds, they flit in and out
of decent restaurants.

In spite of being sent to Eton or Harrow since the day they
were born, they manage to be academically pigshit-thick.
They tend to scrape into uni courtesy of Daddy making a
donation, and pass a degree by paying a poor mate to do
their dissertation. They usually end up working as estate
agents, entrepeneurs or art dealers.

They seem to have some sort of complex about being posh, so
to compensate, swearing in a bellowing voice on nights out
and whilst less likely to start a fight for absolutely no
reason at all than a chav, are still keen to kick off if
someone accidentally bumps into them, looks at them funny
etc.

Just like chavs, they love ostentatious displays of wealth,
but courtesy of their father's credit cards, rather than
dole money, can actually do it without limit. Designer
(albeit tasteless) shirts and trousers, or Armani Blazer
with jeans for boys and £20K bits of jewelry stolen from
Mummy's jewelry box for the girls are de rigeur for a Friday
night piss up.

They also have a tendancy towards being boy racers, but
again, Daddy's money helps them out no end. Rather than
Novas with shitty bodykits, they can afford to kill
themselves in Impreza WRXs and Mitsubishi Evos (boys) and
MR2s and Z3s (girls).

They're largely a southern phenomenon; you get loads of them
in Bristol (well, in Clifton at least) and Bath. Also a lot
at the Agricultural College near where I work.

The name, "Rah" comes from "Rah-ther" and "Oh Rah" which is
how they, in their grating accents say, "I agree"


 

offline xceque on 2006-05-10 07:40 [#01896108]
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So a bit like 80's yuppies, only they're genuine morons. I
don't think I've met any. But then, I'm oop nooorth.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-10 07:46 [#01896110]
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England


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-05-10 07:51 [#01896113]
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people like to talk about chavs and rahs.

more importantly, there is a kiss coffeehouse in myrtle
beach, south carolina.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 07:59 [#01896115]
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It's quite funny, I'd never seen one till I moved to Bristol
either. They seem to congregate around Red Brick
universities, but not ones that actually require you to be
particularly bright to get in. They also invariably seem to
settle around where they went to university, which is why
there are so many in Bath/Bristol.

Like chavs, you get some people who tick a lot of the boxes,
but underneath it all, are alright. Similarly, a lot of them
are just a pain in the arse and the world would be a better
place without them. If anything, they're more tragic than
chavs because in spite of having all the breaks and help you
could ask for, they still manage to (comparatively speaking)
piss their lives away, compared to what they could have
achieved.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-10 10:53 [#01896256]
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LAZY_CHAV_RELATED_FLASH_GAME


 

offline NIL-0 from trans pennine express on 2006-05-10 18:04 [#01896625]
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kerzal massive innit. - tell em how it fucking is
joe.....
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-10 18:08 [#01896627]
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don't worry, the mastah's about!

oh, and just in case you didn't get it either and care, my
msns have bugged up so you have to re-add me with the email
in my profile...


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-10 18:10 [#01896628]
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the one in the back looks like he's just guessing at what
he's going to do next...


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-10 18:13 [#01896629]
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and this one may or may not be jerking off while watching
the two others


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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-10 18:18 [#01896631]
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"They're largely a southern phenomenon"

theres no such thing as a posh northerner. duh :P


 


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