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offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-05-08 23:12 [#01895167]
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... for once needs to do what he says he's going to do.
What a waste his latest tv-special was.

I have a suggestion: For his next "trick" he should
purposefully flat line. Then he should see if he can break
the record for the "longest out." If he fails, well, we
don't have to go through these dick tease half assed "magic"
specials any more. If he doesnt fail, he wins and he doesnt
have to do magic any more.

Either way, we win too!


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-05-08 23:18 [#01895170]
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Man, I knew this thing was going to be a waste. What if he
broke the record for holding his breath? So what. It's still
the same thing. Maybe if his skin slivered off or something
then maybe I would have checked it out. This guy is a joke
and people fall for it. Lame. Although I would watch your
excellent flat line idea...


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2006-05-08 23:21 [#01895172]
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Yeah, I should copyright that shit. It's the only trick I
would say would earn him respect at this point.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2006-05-08 23:22 [#01895173]
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i think almost everyone i know hates this guy.

seems kind of odd when compared to houdini.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2006-05-08 23:25 [#01895174]
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what a bunch of BS....Didnt even break the record...

A waste of a week waiting for this....


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:05 [#01895219]
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It's weak.

That thing in london was especially rubbish. He was almost
certianly getting nutrients/vitamin supplements in the
"water" being sent to him through the tube.

I don't really see why his lame tricks continue to get the
media cover they do.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:13 [#01895222]
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I held my breath for 10 minutes when my mommy wouldn't buy
me
Optimus Prime. ............Last week


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2006-05-09 03:14 [#01895223]
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What a joke.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 03:16 [#01895225]
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i love how he got egged in london
what a fucktard. some one should tell him that derren brown
is the only cool magic man! although hes not really magic
MIND BULLETS!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:32 [#01895232]
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Yeah and people teeing golf balls at his box, eating burgers
in front of him, etc. it restored my faith in the British
public. :D


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 03:34 [#01895234]
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indeed although i am very surprised no one set fire to him!


 

offline felch king on 2006-05-09 03:44 [#01895238]
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I'D LIKE TO SEE ANY OF YOU CUNTS TRY OUT SOME OF HIS STUNTS.
YOU WOULD CRAP YOUR GEEKY LITTLE PANTS. DERREN BROWN IS A
BALDY TWAT!


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 03:46 [#01895239]
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haha you love david blaine


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:57 [#01895243]
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Nah; I can hold my breath for a lot longer than most people.
I'm just not enough of an egotistical, self-publicising twat
to think that other people would be interested in this fact
or try to get paid for doing it.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-05-09 04:36 [#01895257]
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david blaine is a dickhead because his tricks suck.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 05:04 [#01895275]
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He used to be good when he did proper close up card tricks
etc. Then he started all this shite and it's just bollocks.
What happened to him wanting to be shot and pulling the
bullet out? I wanted to see that.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 05:22 [#01895285]
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Yeah his street stuff was cool, that was pretty amazing
stuff. He should have stuck to that.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-09 06:30 [#01895330]
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how long is he holding his brreath forr?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 06:31 [#01895334]
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Totally.

Anus: Not long enough.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-09 06:41 [#01895344]
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oh yeah, what a load of shit. but it does look like his skin
might drrop off.


Attached picture

 

offline felch king on 2006-05-09 07:26 [#01895369]
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I HATE DAVID BLAINE. BUT HE IS STILL BETTER THAN THAT
SCUDBOOK DERREN BROWN. HE IS AN ARSE OF A MAN MAKING
MILLIONS BY EXPLOITING RETARDS.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-09 09:52 [#01895434]
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no such thing as a cool magician. magic is for pimply dorks
who can't get dates, thinking they can pull a fucking boquet
out of their sleeve and impress a lady.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-05-09 11:25 [#01895542]
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I can't belive that this whole thread has no mention of Paul
Daniels. Wizzbit was far more entertaining than anything
David Blain has done.

Felch king loves David Blain, la la la la laaa laaah


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2006-05-09 11:45 [#01895563]
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If a dude wants to stand in a spherical public aquarium,
thats fine with me. I think its interesting.


 

offline rezpeni on 2006-05-09 13:23 [#01895654]
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I have to say I like this guy. He is best friends with
Harmony Korine, you could see him hanging out on the special
last night. So +1 for that. His TV specials are always
entertaining, did you see that thing were he took the girls
tooth out of her head? He did stay underwater longer than
anyone ever which is fun. He was so fucked up by the ordeal
he started going into convulsions practically when they
brought him out. It's interesting to see someone bring
themselves to the brink of death almost for entertainment
sake.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 13:25 [#01895658]
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instead of the holding your breath challenge he should ahve
gone for a plan B of "most wrinkled after coming out of the
bath"


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2006-05-09 13:44 [#01895682]
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He deserves his fame for his daring. Unfortunately for him,
he also deserves to be ridiculed for every blunder. I hope
his skin honestly peels off.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-09 13:50 [#01895687]
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.. you're afraid of him, aren't you..?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-05-09 14:08 [#01895703]
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"Shut up you fucking baby."


 

offline felch king on 2006-05-09 15:04 [#01895737]
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Bill was actually part of the child protection force in
Scotland Yard trying to catch some of you nonce cunts. But,
after getting to know you guys, fiddling with kids or not, I
think you guys are all right :)


 

offline sean qunt from BELFAST on 2006-05-09 16:40 [#01895788]
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for me, darren beige takes the biscuit of televised
mindcunts, david blaines just a bore


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2006-05-09 17:26 [#01895835]
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when he was in london someone dangled a mcdonalds in front
of him using a remote control helicopter. lolz

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-05-09 18:37 [#01895874]
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ahahahahh! yes you are the best for bring that to my
attention


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-09 18:48 [#01895875]
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a nice big mac everyday became near me!


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2006-05-09 18:49 [#01895876]
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Photo of his skin


 


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