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gl0tch
from www.gl0tch.com   on 2006-05-08 23:12 [#01895167]
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... for once needs to do what he says he's going to do. What a waste his latest tv-special was.
I have a suggestion: For his next "trick" he should purposefully flat line. Then he should see if he can break the record for the "longest out." If he fails, well, we don't have to go through these dick tease half assed "magic" specials any more. If he doesnt fail, he wins and he doesnt have to do magic any more.
Either way, we win too!
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Mr Brazil
from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-05-08 23:18 [#01895170]
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Man, I knew this thing was going to be a waste. What if he broke the record for holding his breath? So what. It's still the same thing. Maybe if his skin slivered off or something then maybe I would have checked it out. This guy is a joke and people fall for it. Lame. Although I would watch your excellent flat line idea...
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gl0tch
from www.gl0tch.com   on 2006-05-08 23:21 [#01895172]
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Yeah, I should copyright that shit. It's the only trick I would say would earn him respect at this point.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2006-05-08 23:22 [#01895173]
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i think almost everyone i know hates this guy.
seems kind of odd when compared to houdini.
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2006-05-08 23:25 [#01895174]
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what a bunch of BS....Didnt even break the record...
A waste of a week waiting for this....
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:05 [#01895219]
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It's weak.
That thing in london was especially rubbish. He was almost certianly getting nutrients/vitamin supplements in the "water" being sent to him through the tube.
I don't really see why his lame tricks continue to get the media cover they do.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:13 [#01895222]
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I held my breath for 10 minutes when my mommy wouldn't buy me
Optimus Prime. ............Last week
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2006-05-09 03:14 [#01895223]
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What a joke.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 03:16 [#01895225]
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i love how he got egged in london what a fucktard. some one should tell him that derren brown is the only cool magic man! although hes not really magic MIND BULLETS!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:32 [#01895232]
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Yeah and people teeing golf balls at his box, eating burgers in front of him, etc. it restored my faith in the British public. :D
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 03:34 [#01895234]
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indeed although i am very surprised no one set fire to him!
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felch king
on 2006-05-09 03:44 [#01895238]
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I'D LIKE TO SEE ANY OF YOU CUNTS TRY OUT SOME OF HIS STUNTS. YOU WOULD CRAP YOUR GEEKY LITTLE PANTS. DERREN BROWN IS A BALDY TWAT!
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 03:46 [#01895239]
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haha you love david blaine
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-05-09 03:57 [#01895243]
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Nah; I can hold my breath for a lot longer than most people. I'm just not enough of an egotistical, self-publicising twat to think that other people would be interested in this fact or try to get paid for doing it.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-05-09 04:36 [#01895257]
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david blaine is a dickhead because his tricks suck.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 05:04 [#01895275]
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He used to be good when he did proper close up card tricks etc. Then he started all this shite and it's just bollocks. What happened to him wanting to be shot and pulling the bullet out? I wanted to see that.
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 05:22 [#01895285]
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Yeah his street stuff was cool, that was pretty amazing stuff. He should have stuck to that.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-05-09 06:30 [#01895330]
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how long is he holding his brreath forr?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-09 06:31 [#01895334]
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Totally.
Anus: Not long enough.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-05-09 06:41 [#01895344]
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oh yeah, what a load of shit. but it does look like his skin might drrop off.
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felch king
on 2006-05-09 07:26 [#01895369]
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I HATE DAVID BLAINE. BUT HE IS STILL BETTER THAN THAT SCUDBOOK DERREN BROWN. HE IS AN ARSE OF A MAN MAKING MILLIONS BY EXPLOITING RETARDS.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-05-09 09:52 [#01895434]
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no such thing as a cool magician. magic is for pimply dorks who can't get dates, thinking they can pull a fucking boquet out of their sleeve and impress a lady.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-05-09 11:25 [#01895542]
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I can't belive that this whole thread has no mention of Paul Daniels. Wizzbit was far more entertaining than anything David Blain has done.
Felch king loves David Blain, la la la la laaa laaah
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2006-05-09 11:45 [#01895563]
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If a dude wants to stand in a spherical public aquarium, thats fine with me. I think its interesting.
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rezpeni
on 2006-05-09 13:23 [#01895654]
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I have to say I like this guy. He is best friends with Harmony Korine, you could see him hanging out on the special last night. So +1 for that. His TV specials are always entertaining, did you see that thing were he took the girls tooth out of her head? He did stay underwater longer than anyone ever which is fun. He was so fucked up by the ordeal he started going into convulsions practically when they brought him out. It's interesting to see someone bring themselves to the brink of death almost for entertainment sake.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-05-09 13:25 [#01895658]
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instead of the holding your breath challenge he should ahve gone for a plan B of "most wrinkled after coming out of the bath"
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2006-05-09 13:44 [#01895682]
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He deserves his fame for his daring. Unfortunately for him, he also deserves to be ridiculed for every blunder. I hope his skin honestly peels off.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-09 13:50 [#01895687]
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.. you're afraid of him, aren't you..?
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-05-09 14:08 [#01895703]
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"Shut up you fucking baby."
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felch king
on 2006-05-09 15:04 [#01895737]
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Bill was actually part of the child protection force in Scotland Yard trying to catch some of you nonce cunts. But, after getting to know you guys, fiddling with kids or not, I think you guys are all right :)
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sean qunt
from BELFAST on 2006-05-09 16:40 [#01895788]
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for me, darren beige takes the biscuit of televised mindcunts, david blaines just a bore
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osiris
from Canterbury on 2006-05-09 17:26 [#01895835]
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when he was in london someone dangled a mcdonalds in front of him using a remote control helicopter. lolz
LAZY_TITLE
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2006-05-09 18:37 [#01895874]
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ahahahahh! yes you are the best for bring that to my attention
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-05-09 18:48 [#01895875]
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a nice big mac everyday became near me!
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Dolleater
from Afrika Bambaataa on 2006-05-09 18:49 [#01895876]
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Photo of his skin
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