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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 06:35 [#01889894]
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drives me up the fucking wall, my friend is sat just over there eating fucking rich tea biscuits, the driest easiest too eat food I can think of and it sounds like a cement mixer full of fresh fish. also his teeth clack together which adds a whole new dimension which I had never imagined before. I dont mind the natural crunching sound but its all the saliva lip smacking eating with your mouth open sounds that put me in a murderous rage. its not hard to eat completely silently, I know its stupid of me though so I never tell anyone to fucking SHUT UP
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-30 06:37 [#01889895]
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I know all about that. My father makes really annoying sounds when he eats. Drives me up the wall.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:44 [#01889903]
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totally agree, one of my friends is the noisiest eaters i have ever met, his mouth makes the loudest CLICK every time he opens it which he does with no restraint as he shovels more and more food inside. christ, i never say anything either but it makes me conscious about the noise i'm making and i swear i hardly make a sound, i wish some other people could do the same
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:46 [#01889905]
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I drag the knife/fork/spoon ,across my teeth when i pull it out of my mouth.. This drives people mental..
-A-
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-04-30 06:47 [#01889906]
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i agree to some extent
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:48 [#01889907]
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eating is soooooooooo un-IDM
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_awt_
from Malmö (Sweden) on 2006-04-30 06:50 [#01889909]
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I was raised to eat very "proper", wich im thankfull for becouse yeah, it's fucking piggy to eat with your mouth open, I cant help hating those people even if they are sometimes my closest friends... usually I tell them to shut it though, but it's worse when your are in a situation where you cant or dont really want to tell people to shut it completely. Sometimes I wonder if I myself would sound like a fucking pig aswell if I wasnt raised that way by my parents.. I mean, people dont seem to hear themself and others, they just eat on like idiots. HATE!
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:51 [#01889910]
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eating with your mouth open sucks, because the food might fall out. i hate having to eat with cutlery though, why bother? eat with your hands, and BE ONE with your food!
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uzim
on 2006-04-30 06:55 [#01889911]
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i hate this sound too, probably one of the worst. my father eats noisily, and also breathes heavily... very annoying.
another problem is, i don't know whether i eat noisily or not... no one seems annoyed when i'm eating, but i'm always afraid of bothering people this way. i guess people who eat noisily don't notice it themselves.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 06:56 [#01889912]
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My mum is really into talking at the dinner table but I have to go to great lengths not to engage her when Im there because she talks with her mouth full, and even worse she loads up her mouth just as she launches into a sentence which feels like a dagger in my heart, how she doesn't see the depth of my fury after all these years is beyond me, I'm getting stressed just talking about it, I need a cup of tea
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:59 [#01889913]
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Yes..I agree..I tend todo this..partly because i agree with you,and partly because of afore mention scraping...also partly because i like to pull food apart.
allthough i ate noodles with my hands the other day on the bus..and people around me where not pleased...
i don't chew with my mouth open or throw it every-where or anything gross..it's all neat and tidy.. I just used my hands...ahh well.. Foolish humaniods.
-A-
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-30 07:02 [#01889914]
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i thought it was the sound of eating people.. i was getting really excited.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 07:25 [#01889929]
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Some people make the loudest fucking breathing noises through their nose when they eat. Drives me fucking mental.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-30 07:31 [#01889933]
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i killed a perrson once, with a spoon, forr making too much noise when they werre eating.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-30 07:33 [#01889934]
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i hate people who brreathe loud, i fucking HATE it. my brrotherr does it and my fucking jesus i don't know why, so does my best mate, i just want to smack him sometimes.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-30 07:34 [#01889936]
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actually, i reckon that you are one of the few people here i could be suspicious about. i think you have a very nasty secret.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-30 08:25 [#01889963]
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I knew a girl that, if she ate something like a bag of crisps, would then suck all ten fingers and do a loud "pop", and she'd do this twice per finger, and would repeat the whole ritual about 10 times throughout the course of the bag. This drove me mad.
I had another friend that I used to live with (these two people actually ended up together for a while, now I think about it) would just do the most annoyning "nnyang nyanng nyannng" noise when he ate. This drove me mad.
I'm naming no names but at the moment I can't stand somebody banging the fork or spoon against their teeth as they take it out of their gob, EVERY SINGLE TIME. This drives me mad.
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 08:29 [#01889965]
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The people who annoy me the most when I see them eat are my parents. I could go into great lengths about how annoying they are but I don't think they are really. I think it's just because I've seen them almost every day for my whole life that I just get so annoyed so easily by everything that they do!
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uzim
on 2006-04-30 08:33 [#01889967]
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this thread makes me wonder why people usually eat together (in family, with friends in restaurants, etc) rather than alone...
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 08:33 [#01889968]
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It does mean you get alllll the food off of your eating implement...and no mess.. i hate having food around my mouth.
-A-
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 08:37 [#01889970]
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I knew a girl that, if she ate something like a bag of crisps, would then suck all ten fingers and do a loud "pop",
and she'd do this twice per finger, and would repeat the whole ritual about 10 times throughout the course of the bag. This drove me mad.
ooOOOoooOOOOOohhHHHHHhh!! I hate when people do that!!
then again I am also one of those oldfashioned people that feel awkward when people are eating in public spaces, like standing on the street, or worse - in a bus or train. somehow, eating is a kind of intimate thing to me, like a lesser form of shitting, which I also don't want to witness other people doing.
and ofcourse in busses and trains there's the whole smell thing.. bhurgerking.. ARGH.
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uzim
on 2006-04-30 08:38 [#01889974]
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"I think it's just because I've seen them almost every day for my whole life that I just get so annoyed so easily by everything that they do! "
> ditto...
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 08:39 [#01889975]
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because people like to talk while eating, see it as a moment to catch up with eachother.
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 08:41 [#01889976]
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Do you go out with your friends and family to shit in restaurants while you talk?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 08:47 [#01889978]
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I didn't say I see it that way.
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-04-30 08:48 [#01889979]
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I thought it was just me! I hate the sound of certain people eating.
My mom is terrible, she eats with her mouth closed but it still makes this oinking sort of noise, and I can hear all the food being chewed and swallowed. Makes me twitch and tense my fingers.
Then theres my best friend, he eats with his mouth open, and takes pride in possibly being the loudest eater on earth. When he's eating behind me, I want to kill him. When we were roommates, I actually gave him the boot. I told him it was about the mess he made but it was really about his eating.
Like uzim said, I too am overly conscious about eating in front of people, I try to be quiet because I get that paranoid notion that they'de pick up on it and get disgusted with me. Infact I scarcely eat with crowds I don't know very well.
Another thing that concerns me, is when I get around to settling down with a girlfriend, will this happen? Will I want to kill her everytime we eat? Possibly.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 08:59 [#01889985]
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''Another thing that concerns me, is when I get around to
settling down with a girlfriend, will this happen? Will I want to kill her everytime we eat? Possibly.''
BWAHAHaHa....that made me laugh so much...so so much
-A-
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 09:05 [#01889989]
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If someone made a song entirely out of eating noises.. how would you feel?
-A-
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-04-30 09:07 [#01889992]
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Thanks for the idea. I'll do that.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-30 09:16 [#01889995]
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I hate people who eat with theirr mouth totally closed, them people who go to so much efforrt not to let theirr lips parrt as much as a frraction of a millimeterr, whose faces starrt to morre closely rresemble that of cattle when they chew.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 09:28 [#01889998]
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I annoy one of my friends because I sip drinks...but it's either that or gulping, and gulping isn't good at all, right?
my father is the grossest eater on the planet. He has horrible brown teeth and eats with his mouth wide open while breathing heavily and mixing whatever he's eating with what he's drinking. I'm not really that squeamish, but when he's eating cereal or oatmeal I have to leave the room.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 09:30 [#01889999]
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I hate people who can't keep their mouth closed while chewing, them people who go to so much effort to stuff so much into their mouth they can hardly close them, whose faces start to more closely resemble that of a fat American 12-year-old boy.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-30 09:35 [#01890004]
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stuffing food in pisses me off, but eating with an open mouth doesn't at all, assuming it's silent.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-04-30 09:36 [#01890005]
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what pisses my motherr off, is when i'll pick the whole porrk chop up with my forrk and eat it like a chicken drrummerr.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 09:38 [#01890006]
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what pisses my mother off is when my father piles on a snowy landscape of salt all over his plate, without even having tasted it first.
my father is an autocondimentor.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 09:39 [#01890007]
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I don't think you can record the sound. You have to be there, its like someone standing too close to you in a queue, its a sort of social boundary that I can feel being violated.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 09:57 [#01890024]
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ahhhh ..see now i know what you mean.. I get like that on the bus..I just want to scream at everyone for being alive..they annoy me that much..tends to happen on the bus alot.. haha
deffinatly with you on the personal space infringment
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uzim
on 2006-04-30 10:31 [#01890052]
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my mother sometimes reproaches me the same thing, with chili/hot pepper/whatever it's called in english instead of salt. i don't use it on every dish though.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 11:06 [#01890058]
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ah yes, hot crap. aka The Destroyer of Taste.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2006-04-30 11:15 [#01890062]
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that is blasphemy and we may have to fight in a pub car park
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-30 11:34 [#01890076]
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#I clank spoon/fork into my teeth #Somethimes my jaw clicks #I "chew" liquids, mainly cause I like the sound #I pre-salt
I do not breathe loudly though
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 12:12 [#01890089]
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when I was young I couldn't breath out of my nose so I was probably a pretty annoying eater...
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2006-04-30 12:22 [#01890090]
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My Mom hates when I slurp my coffee.
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uzim
on 2006-04-30 12:32 [#01890092]
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it only destroys if you add too much of it — now how much "too much" is can vary widely depending on the person...
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axion
from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-04-30 13:59 [#01890139]
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haha cool thread
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 14:27 [#01890153]
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no we won't. it'll end before we've even begun, because the hot crap will be regurgitating up your throat and you'll have to have a (sweaty) sitdown for a bit.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 14:30 [#01890158]
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does ketchup count as hot crap
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 15:31 [#01890214]
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no.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 15:32 [#01890215]
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ok I'm in the clear for that then...just "crap" for me, thanks.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-04-30 19:43 [#01890306]
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i remember when i saw entrapment on the ferry to france and the fat kid sat next to me was smacking his mouth open and closed for like two hours with chewing gum and murray mints and stuff. fucking fucker
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