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offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 06:35 [#01889894]
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drives me up the fucking wall, my friend is sat just over
there eating fucking rich tea biscuits, the driest easiest
too eat food I can think of and it sounds like a cement
mixer full of fresh fish. also his teeth clack together
which adds a whole new dimension which I had never imagined
before. I dont mind the natural crunching sound but its all
the saliva lip smacking eating with your mouth open sounds
that put me in a murderous rage. its not hard to eat
completely silently, I know its stupid of me though so I
never tell anyone to fucking SHUT UP


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-30 06:37 [#01889895]
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I know all about that. My father makes really annoying
sounds when he eats. Drives me up the wall.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:44 [#01889903]
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totally agree, one of my friends is the noisiest eaters i
have ever met, his mouth makes the loudest CLICK every time
he opens it which he does with no restraint as he shovels
more and more food inside. christ, i never say anything
either but it makes me conscious about the noise i'm making
and i swear i hardly make a sound, i wish some other people
could do the same


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:46 [#01889905]
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I drag the knife/fork/spoon ,across my teeth when i pull it
out of my mouth.. This drives people mental..

-A-


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-04-30 06:47 [#01889906]
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i agree to some extent


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:48 [#01889907]
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eating is soooooooooo un-IDM


 

offline _awt_ from Malmö (Sweden) on 2006-04-30 06:50 [#01889909]
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I was raised to eat very "proper", wich im thankfull for
becouse yeah, it's fucking piggy to eat with your mouth
open, I cant help hating those people even if they are
sometimes my closest friends... usually I tell them to shut
it though, but it's worse when your are in a situation where
you cant or dont really want to tell people to shut it
completely. Sometimes I wonder if I myself would sound like
a fucking pig aswell if I wasnt raised that way by my
parents.. I mean, people dont seem to hear themself and
others, they just eat on like idiots. HATE!


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:51 [#01889910]
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eating with your mouth open sucks, because the food might
fall out. i hate having to eat with cutlery though, why
bother? eat with your hands, and BE ONE with your food!


 

offline uzim on 2006-04-30 06:55 [#01889911]
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i hate this sound too, probably one of the worst.
my father eats noisily, and also breathes heavily... very
annoying.

another problem is, i don't know whether i eat
noisily or not... no one seems annoyed when i'm eating, but
i'm always afraid of bothering people this way. i guess
people who eat noisily don't notice it themselves.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 06:56 [#01889912]
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My mum is really into talking at the dinner table but I have
to go to great lengths not to engage her when Im there
because she talks with her mouth full, and even worse she
loads up her mouth just as she launches into a sentence
which feels like a dagger in my heart, how she doesn't see
the depth of my fury after all these years is beyond me, I'm
getting stressed just talking about it, I need a cup of tea


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 06:59 [#01889913]
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Yes..I agree..I tend todo this..partly because i agree with
you,and partly because of afore mention scraping...also
partly because i like to pull food apart.

allthough i ate noodles with my hands the other day on the
bus..and people around me where not pleased...
i don't chew with my mouth open or throw it every-where or
anything gross..it's all neat and tidy.. I just used my
hands...ahh well.. Foolish humaniods.

-A-



 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-30 07:02 [#01889914]
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i thought it was the sound of eating people.. i was getting
really excited.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 07:25 [#01889929]
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Some people make the loudest fucking breathing noises
through their nose when they eat. Drives me fucking mental.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-30 07:31 [#01889933]
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i killed a perrson once, with a spoon, forr making too much
noise when they werre eating.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-30 07:33 [#01889934]
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i hate people who brreathe loud, i fucking HATE it. my
brrotherr does it and my fucking jesus i don't know why, so
does my best mate, i just want to smack him sometimes.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-04-30 07:34 [#01889936]
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actually, i reckon that you are one of the few people here i
could be suspicious about. i think you have a very nasty
secret.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-30 08:25 [#01889963]
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I knew a girl that, if she ate something like a bag of
crisps, would then suck all ten fingers and do a loud "pop",
and she'd do this twice per finger, and would repeat the
whole ritual about 10 times throughout the course of the
bag. This drove me mad.

I had another friend that I used to live with (these two
people actually ended up together for a while, now I think
about it) would just do the most annoyning "nnyang nyanng
nyannng" noise when he ate. This drove me mad.

I'm naming no names but at the moment I can't stand somebody
banging the fork or spoon against their teeth as they take
it out of their gob, EVERY SINGLE TIME. This drives me mad.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 08:29 [#01889965]
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The people who annoy me the most when I see them eat are my
parents. I could go into great lengths about how annoying
they are but I don't think they are really. I think it's
just because I've seen them almost every day for my whole
life that I just get so annoyed so easily by everything that
they do!


 

offline uzim on 2006-04-30 08:33 [#01889967]
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this thread makes me wonder why people usually eat together
(in family, with friends in restaurants, etc) rather than
alone...


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 08:33 [#01889968]
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It does mean you get alllll the food off of your eating
implement...and no mess.. i hate having food around my
mouth.

-A-


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 08:37 [#01889970]
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I knew a girl that, if she ate something like a bag of
crisps, would then suck all ten fingers and do a loud "pop",

and she'd do this twice per finger, and would repeat the
whole ritual about 10 times throughout the course of the
bag. This drove me mad.


ooOOOoooOOOOOohhHHHHHhh!! I hate when people do
that!!

then again I am also one of those oldfashioned people that
feel awkward when people are eating in public spaces, like
standing on the street, or worse - in a bus or train.
somehow, eating is a kind of intimate thing to me, like a
lesser form of shitting, which I also don't want to witness
other people doing.

and ofcourse in busses and trains there's the whole smell
thing.. bhurgerking.. ARGH.


 

offline uzim on 2006-04-30 08:38 [#01889974]
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"I think it's just because I've seen them almost every
day for my whole life that I just get so annoyed so easily
by everything that they do! "

> ditto...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 08:39 [#01889975]
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because people like to talk while eating, see it as a moment
to catch up with eachother.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 08:41 [#01889976]
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Do you go out with your friends and family to shit in
restaurants while you talk?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 08:47 [#01889978]
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I didn't say I see it that way.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-04-30 08:48 [#01889979]
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I thought it was just me! I hate the sound of certain
people eating.

My mom is terrible, she eats with her mouth closed but it
still makes this oinking sort of noise, and I can hear all
the food being chewed and swallowed. Makes me twitch and
tense my fingers.

Then theres my best friend, he eats with his mouth open, and
takes pride in possibly being the loudest eater on earth.
When he's eating behind me, I want to kill him. When we were
roommates, I actually gave him the boot. I told him it was
about the mess he made but it was really about his eating.

Like uzim said, I too am overly conscious about eating in
front of people, I try to be quiet because I get that
paranoid notion that they'de pick up on it and get disgusted
with me. Infact I scarcely eat with crowds I don't know very
well.

Another thing that concerns me, is when I get around to
settling down with a girlfriend, will this happen? Will I
want to kill her everytime we eat? Possibly.



 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 08:59 [#01889985]
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''Another thing that concerns me, is when I get around to

settling down with a girlfriend, will this happen? Will I
want to kill her everytime we eat? Possibly.''


BWAHAHaHa....that made me laugh so much...so so much

-A-


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 09:05 [#01889989]
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If someone made a song entirely out of eating noises.. how
would you feel?

-A-


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-04-30 09:07 [#01889992]
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Thanks for the idea. I'll do that.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-30 09:16 [#01889995]
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I hate people who eat with theirr mouth totally closed, them
people who go to so much efforrt not to let theirr lips
parrt as much as a frraction of a millimeterr, whose faces
starrt to morre closely rresemble that of cattle when they
chew.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 09:28 [#01889998]
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I annoy one of my friends because I sip drinks...but it's
either that or gulping, and gulping isn't good at all,
right?

my father is the grossest eater on the planet. He
has horrible brown teeth and eats with his mouth wide open
while breathing heavily and mixing whatever he's eating with
what he's drinking. I'm not really that squeamish, but when
he's eating cereal or oatmeal I have to leave the room.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 09:30 [#01889999]
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I hate people who can't keep their mouth closed while
chewing, them people who go to so much effort to stuff so
much into their mouth they can hardly close them, whose
faces start to more closely resemble that of a fat American
12-year-old boy.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-30 09:35 [#01890004]
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stuffing food in pisses me off, but eating with an open
mouth doesn't at all, assuming it's silent.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-30 09:36 [#01890005]
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what pisses my motherr off, is when i'll pick the whole
porrk chop up with my forrk and eat it like a chicken
drrummerr.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 09:38 [#01890006]
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what pisses my mother off is when my father piles on a snowy
landscape of salt all over his plate, without even having
tasted it first.

my father is an autocondimentor.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-04-30 09:39 [#01890007]
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I don't think you can record the sound. You have to be
there, its like someone standing too close to you in a
queue, its a sort of social boundary that I can feel being
violated.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-30 09:57 [#01890024]
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ahhhh ..see now i know what you mean.. I get like that on
the bus..I just want to scream at everyone for being
alive..they annoy me that much..tends to happen on the bus
alot.. haha

deffinatly with you on the personal space infringment

-A-


 

offline uzim on 2006-04-30 10:31 [#01890052]
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my mother sometimes reproaches me the same thing, with
chili/hot pepper/whatever it's called in english instead of
salt. i don't use it on every dish though.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 11:06 [#01890058]
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ah yes, hot crap. aka The Destroyer of Taste.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2006-04-30 11:15 [#01890062]
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that is blasphemy and we may have to fight in a pub car park


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-30 11:34 [#01890076]
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#I clank spoon/fork into my teeth
#Somethimes my jaw clicks
#I "chew" liquids, mainly cause I like the sound
#I pre-salt

I do not breathe loudly though


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 12:12 [#01890089]
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when I was young I couldn't breath out of my nose so I was
probably a pretty annoying eater...


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-04-30 12:22 [#01890090]
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My Mom hates when I slurp my coffee.


 

offline uzim on 2006-04-30 12:32 [#01890092]
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it only destroys if you add too much of it — now how much
"too much" is can vary widely depending on the person...


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-04-30 13:59 [#01890139]
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haha cool thread


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 14:27 [#01890153]
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no we won't. it'll end before we've even begun, because the
hot crap will be regurgitating up your throat and you'll
have to have a (sweaty) sitdown for a bit.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 14:30 [#01890158]
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does ketchup count as hot crap


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-30 15:31 [#01890214]
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no.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-30 15:32 [#01890215]
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ok I'm in the clear for that then...just "crap" for me,
thanks.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-04-30 19:43 [#01890306]
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i remember when i saw entrapment on the ferry to france and
the fat kid sat next to me was smacking his mouth open and
closed for like two hours with chewing gum and murray mints
and stuff. fucking fucker


 


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