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pay attention to patterns and movements of your opponent as closely as possible. do not take your eyes off of your opponent, ever. if you do, you are dead meat. what you are looking for is your opponents weak spot. you are looking for it because, once you see it, you're going to use it to destroy him. until you see the weak spot, dodge his attacks with precise timing. if he hits you, you are dead meat. when you see his weak spot, quickly tap the A or B button on your NES controller. repeat this until he is fucking dead and hope he does not get up!!! now my xltronic brothers, you know how to win any fight thanks to me. feel free to post success stories in this thread |
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kick them in the balls |
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i can't wait to see the thread and pics you'll post when you finally do get in your first ever real-life fight |
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"pay attention to patterns and movements of your opponent as closely as possible" Are you talking about Megaman 2 ? |
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SOMERSAULT |
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Finished reading your post ... you were talking about vids ... If only XLT had an edit feature ... |
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how to defeat giginger pay attention to how he sways his hips backwards and forwards. this is his rape-stance. if you dont pay attention to his patterns, you are gonna get raped. wait for him to forward thrust and simultaneously pull back on the D-pad, and press B to uppercut him in the scrotum |
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CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING |
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im on the 8th colossus in "shadow of the colossus" and that fucker beats me everytime-i give up. |
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i can't wait to see the thread and pics you'll post when you finally do get in your first ever real-life fight you offering? |
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absolutely unfortunately i'm not going to glade this year so you'll have to pick some other venue |
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Are you talking about Megaman 2 ? hahaha no its punchout |
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cool man, if it does go down i hope you dont bring any friends as to save some embarassment for you |
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i'll be bringing friends just to enjoy the entertainment value <3 and no weapons - that includes snes controllers and whatever the fuck else you walk around with shoved up your arse |
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you can bring weaps if you want but youll be convulsing on the ground like an infant before you can pull them out. |
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start-select = run away |
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ok i didn't really want to fight you, and don't particularly have anything against you like you seem to think i do, but jesus christ, your laughable macho talk is really getting me in the mood for it, so yes, if you ever do come over these parts, i'm all up for going out for a few drinks and having a good streetfight afterwards. now i am 100% totally serious. i can't wait. |
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only after you've already cleared the level ;) |
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TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT |
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The best way to win is to not get into one or just calmly walk away. Always worked for me. |
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sounds good man, you seem really eager to catch an upperut to the scrotum or maybe a roundhouse kick to the temple. hope youre ready to get fucked up asshole |
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"uppercut to the scrotum" ok shit this guy knows his stuff |
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internet fight!!!!! (posts picture of a modem socking another modem in the jaw) |
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Are you a dwarf? |
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cygnus lists "must like video games" and "big tits" as 2 of his most important criteria for his perfect girl i'm fucked man, this guy is going to mash my face into the pavement |
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. where was i in 1977? check out the trailer! |
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if your dumb ass was not so dense you might have noticed the bit of humorous sarcasm/satire, or something |
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oh right, i get it.. good one |
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get a sense of humor you dunce |
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I cant stop imagining that uppercut to the scrotum thing. Just imagining you as Eddie (i think) in Tekken (i think), spinning around on the floor. hahahah |
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i'd prefer not to have a sense of humour prescribed to me by you, a video game dork.. the joke wasn't funny. so it wasn't a joke. and i really wouldn't have put it past you for it to be one of your prerequisites for even talking to a girl. |
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direct link to trailer ahahahahahhahah thats one of the most ridiculous previews i have seen |
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yeah thats eddie. his punch moves are weak thou. hes raelly just good at confusing lower defense and being unpredictable. HEIHACHI MISHIMA however has the scrotum punch |
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well the jokes on you because ive never played a video game in my life |
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Yeah.. I wouldn't use them as your idols for fighting though... I think you'd look like a bit of a spesh if you tried to fight like them in real life. Especially if you had the fro, the sunglasses and the tight flares :| |
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"gg" |
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i am just being humorous |
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interesting that you post that because ive never posted on this msgboard before |
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of course!:) |
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do you get his jokes, soph? are they actually funny; am i missing something? |
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gggggggggggg! |
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we got a time lag going on! Aengus.. his jokes are MIGHTY irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny! It's called !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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oh man! xlt doesn't like exclamation marks, or irony! |
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its kinda based on setup: A = A, B = B punchline: A = B like if you ever watch aqua teen hunger force , squidbillies... sealab.. |
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well like.. I have watched ATHF.. quite a few.. but i've NO idea what you're on about again! |
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hey man, over here in ireland we got these colour TVs and 4-legged canine motherfuckers called "dogs".. one time i saw a dog that was a tv LOLLLLLLLLLLLL ok i get it now, good night, i have to sleep on all of this to let it sink in. i get it now though, it's clicked, like an epiphany: COMEDY IS MATH "cygnus", you genius |
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Calm down redrum, also eddie was shit Bryan Fury had tha gangssta punches, also redrum would you like to fight at glade I think it would be a good battle |
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