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offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2006-04-07 05:41 [#01874059]
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not safe for work link - > the perfect penis


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-07 05:48 [#01874061]
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ohmy!


 

offline Clic on 2006-04-07 05:50 [#01874062]
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God damn...


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-04-07 05:57 [#01874066]
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That's fucked up.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-04-07 05:59 [#01874069]
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i saw that on TV a few weeks back. that guy is tapped in the
head, but it makes him happy. so who carres.


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2006-04-07 06:04 [#01874072]
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he's fucking crazy. i hate him


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-07 06:09 [#01874074]
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but he's challenging the idea of what The Penis should look
like!

also, his lips are fucked up. he looks like Lolo Ferarri.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 06:28 [#01874082]
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W
T
F


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2006-04-07 06:36 [#01874084]
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id have to mine is more perfect than that ...


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2006-04-07 06:37 [#01874085]
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i'd have to SAY*


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-04-07 06:41 [#01874087]
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i didn't listen what he said
is that elephantiasis or saline injection?

in any case
my god!



 

offline uzim on 2006-04-07 06:45 [#01874091]
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strange.


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-04-07 06:50 [#01874093]
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limited edition
i wanna own one



 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2006-04-07 06:59 [#01874098]
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i can't stop laughing


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-04-07 07:00 [#01874099]
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he cant even use it.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2006-04-07 07:51 [#01874133]
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but it adds to the excitement!!!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2006-04-07 09:52 [#01874210]
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gross


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-04-07 10:02 [#01874219]
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I hate this kind of shit.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-04-07 10:04 [#01874222]
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you're just jelous


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-04-07 10:04 [#01874223]
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it's extraterrestrial!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2006-04-07 10:07 [#01874226]
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That Howard Stern clip they have is pretty hot


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-04-07 10:08 [#01874228]
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Ha ha!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 10:09 [#01874230]
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Why did I even click a thread entitled "The perfect penis",
what does that say about me????


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 10:10 [#01874235]
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that penis should release a pop record and then become king
of the world.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 10:10 [#01874238]
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I would run screaming if he stood next to me at a urinal...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-07 10:18 [#01874255]
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If you cant use it.... its useless.

d-


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-07 10:23 [#01874261]
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ECW!


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 10:25 [#01874262]
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hahaha look at you go with your freshly sucked pee pee:D


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-04-07 10:25 [#01874263]
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What a crusader! What a visionary. Now I'm sitting here
wondering what my penis is, and why. What the future holds.
Challenging.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-07 10:26 [#01874265]
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hahaha! Thats todays goal! Little panda wants to go explore
caverns of the femme kind


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-04-07 10:29 [#01874273]
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Perhaps when you cliked this thread you thought "Hey maybe
there is some way to edit mine to make it perfect as well,
let me check"


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-04-07 10:34 [#01874292]
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???


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 10:37 [#01874296]
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that should be everyday sir,even twice a day.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2006-04-07 10:45 [#01874304]
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:(


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-07 10:46 [#01874307]
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Yes just like brushing teeth... twice a day! Keep healthy
gums. Therefore we'd all have healthy something or
others.... even the girls!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-07 10:55 [#01874315]
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Dude got pneumonia from silicosis poisoning or something.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-04-07 10:58 [#01874320]
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just because his penis doesn't fit into the average human
orifice, that doesn't mean there are no other accomodating
animals out there for him. The Whale-Shark, for instance.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-07 11:17 [#01874364]
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is this pictures or something of some guy with silicone in
his dick?

if so, there's a board on the net devoted to this shit.
somethingawful did a reeeally good weekend web a few weeks
back with it as the subject.

mad shit.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-07 11:18 [#01874367]
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its a video and kind of like an interview thing.

my question is.... what do you do with it aside from showing
off a freakshow penis.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-04-07 11:27 [#01874377]
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apparently that like gets him off or something. he's a
creepy fucking dude.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-04-07 12:51 [#01874451]
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I would keep injecting saline into my cock until it was big
enough to do this:


Attached picture

 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-07 12:54 [#01874453]
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To put a 3 year old on?

:O

O M G

siq


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-04-07 13:25 [#01874479]
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do you mean
bmezine?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-04-07 13:47 [#01874509]
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he really made me think about my penis.


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2006-04-07 14:52 [#01874586]
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funny.. !

:P


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-04-07 17:06 [#01874742]
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he's a real revolutionary


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-04-07 17:07 [#01874743]
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same here
i gave it a big ol' cuddle just now


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-04-07 18:47 [#01874787]
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haha what a freak


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-04-07 22:41 [#01874841]
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ode to my penis:

Dear Penis,

Thank you. Thank you for just being you. You're a wonderful,
unique snowflake and this celebration is for you. Never
change, you're perfect just the way you are. Some other
penises may pressure you into conforming to the latest
trends, but never lose sight of what is important: being
able to fit into a woman's vagina.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-04-08 04:34 [#01874928]
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Well, he challenged my views that's for sure. I fell so
1880.


 


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