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Whats yours?? Besides the gifts Ive recieved during holidays-those dont count for this thread. Im talking about the random gifts people have given you. Mine is a vibrator. I never asked for it, but a co-worker gave me one and i must say its the best gift ever. Does the job and is so wild/crazy I love it and I didnt buy it! |
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post a pic of your minge |
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You google it. its a "bullet" |
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hahaha.... |
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he wanted to see your rat. |
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Oh it's a bullet minge is it? Do you have Natural Peach or Blushing Blue? |
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So nobody has given you an insane but GREAT gift? C'mon Herpes isnt a GREAT gift but def. something someone gave you :D jaja |
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a recliner chair, a customer gave it to me when i was a mover. |
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mask |
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all my gifts have been regular. |
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youre a gift pusha :D |
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<3!!! |
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Why is it ok for girls to say "Tee hee, I got a vibrator" but if a guy says "Oooh, I spent all weekend wanking" it's forwned upon? |
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that makes it OK to talk about |
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I wouldn't know whether to knock one out, check my blood pressure or top up the air of the car tyres. Or all three. |
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$875! |
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Because we kick ass |
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Tee hee! I just wiped my white love tears on the side of the bed *giggles* |
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one of the coolest gifts I had recieved recently was a nice shoebox full of new PORN releases...Quality ones too. A good friend of mine works for TOWER records and he gathered these up after people tried to steal them from the store. Once someone tries to steal it, it becomes evidence and no longer can be sold.... Therefore.... SCORE!! Woo Hoo |
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Haha, exactly! *washes hands* |
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why is it ok for a guy to brag about how many girls he fucked, but if a girl just acts a little bit interested she's being called a whore? |
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theres just something odd about thinking about a girl that had 20 loads dropped in her from 20 different guys. Like its a cesspool of sorts or a bubbling cauldron of seminal fluids. |
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there's something about a girl coming to a 98% male forum to talk about her vibrator. it's almost as if your looking for attention. |
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First of all assbag... I've been coming to this site before you even knew what internet was so dont jump to any conclusions cause YOURE WRONG!!! |
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I'm disgusted by this infantile and offensive topic. Can we talk about more enlightened matters please? |
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Jesus. This isn't 1983. Its ok for women to brag about fucking a lot of guys. Its about as disturbing as when men do it. |
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I like sluts as long as they're not ugly. |
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- michael haneke dvd box - tickets to beethoven 7th performance |
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You guys are a bunch of Squarey Mcsquarensteins |
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Spongebob Squarepants |
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Square Magoos |
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do make up your mind |
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It's hip to be square. |
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Yet it ain't cool to be hip. |
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You quoted me! sort of. |
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if you say so. |
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i dont use "pocket pussys". If i did then i would have to clean them. Girls can clean themselves. Technology needs to catch up. In other news.... i am a rediculous panda. |
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to each his own. You know i dont even why i have one. its so easy getting penis-being a girl. But I'm not a sucia slutbag whore so... bring it on!!! vibrator-dildos whatever bring it! :d ahhhhh just kidding You Square Bears!! |
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i still jerk off manually. p:)` :D Find me a girl that cant get a penis and i will show you a girl that is too picky. :D!! |
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I have the girl: |
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That's meant to be in reply to: Find me a girl that cant get a penis and i will show you a girl that is too picky. :D!! |
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its a good thing you cleared that up so i was staring at those chicks thinking "damnn, so hes proud of this. I rather jerk off then have the girl" |
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pobresita... where did you find that picture? |
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wow. that girl in the green...... :? :/ you got me. sometimes beer goggles wont even help |
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weird. I got a vibrator from a co-worker once and it was the worst gift ever |
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why? had he already used it? |
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yes :( |
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i read this thread "best gif ever" and clicked it to see some sclah/dr mastah/impaqkt LOL HUMAN gifs....gifts. life is full of disappointment. |
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Mine has to be my guitarr. I don't play it anymorre which is rregrretful. But it's my fav+ because it cost alot of money when rreally my parrents didn't and still don't have that kind of cash to spend. |
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I think the best gift I ever got was the complete second set of powert ranger zords |
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