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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 16:43 [#01866111]
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thought i'd check out the size of the christian community
on the internet. turns out it's quite big actually. anyway,
scrolling down the page. noticed this little thread:

http://www.christianforums.com/t2830870-im-so-embarrassed...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 16:44 [#01866113]
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WOAH


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 16:47 [#01866116]
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reading the thread titles makes me feel quite ill.

"I'm new and I need strong Brothers in Christ to help me
keep strong"

"What do you guys listen to as far as christian music
goes?"

"where to find a Christian girlfriend?"


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 16:48 [#01866118]
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sweet jesus


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 16:49 [#01866120]
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offline edga on 2006-03-23 16:50 [#01866122]
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"Click here to bless RichardT now!"


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 16:52 [#01866124]
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let's all bless his litte cotton paedophilic socks


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 16:54 [#01866127]
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Lets just shoot the fucker now. If they're even looking then
that's bad enough.

What a cunt.


 

offline edga on 2006-03-23 16:55 [#01866128]
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Age:
16


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 16:55 [#01866129]
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i just wanna sign up, be a total cunt and say something like
"well... was it good?"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 16:56 [#01866130]
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hahahahaha, I think I will. bugmenot.com first though.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 16:58 [#01866131]
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http://www.bugmenot.com/view.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chr...

I'm using Smedley.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 16:59 [#01866132]
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Shit, can't post :s


 

offline edga on 2006-03-23 17:01 [#01866133]
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"Im praying for you right now man. hold in there, satan wont
win!"


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 17:03 [#01866134]
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dammit. that would've been funny


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 17:03 [#01866135]
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tbh I think satan has already won


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:08 [#01866137]
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Posted as Kidron :P


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:10 [#01866140]
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I'm too old to post apparently. Fuck.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:15 [#01866146]
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There's no turning back now. You're doomed to hell for all
eternity. It says so in the great book. Committing suicide
will only make it worse for yourself. The Great Lord frowns
upon those who take their own life and you will end up in a
deeper layer of hell where your torment shall be greater.

I will pray for you and your family every night for two
weeks but there is nothing that can be done for your soul.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-03-23 17:18 [#01866150]
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this is fucked up.

but i heard a funny joke.

*from a christian*

"when i was a kid i was tought to pray for things in life,
to help them happen. so once, i prayed day in day out for a
new bike for over a week. nothing happened. then i realised
the lord didnt work in that way, so then i went out and
stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead"


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-03-23 17:18 [#01866151]
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shit that will probably have a massive impact on him


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:19 [#01866153]
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is harold bishop on there?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-03-23 17:28 [#01866163]
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i'm posting as 'lovinjesus'

hey, playing self righteous holy man is fun!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:31 [#01866172]
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By the way non english people. Johnathan King (who I'm
posting as) is a paedo.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-03-23 17:34 [#01866176]
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nice one Johnathan

yeah I used to hang out with some christians teens, they
suck


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-03-23 17:35 [#01866178]
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yeah mocking religion is hilarious, especially when you
don't understand it


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:36 [#01866179]
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They closed the thread :(


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-03-23 17:38 [#01866184]
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aww they closed the thread..

i guess christians protect their own.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:38 [#01866185]
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God in His Word The Bible has clearly defined what the
consequences of sin will be, and certain sin attracts
penalties for future generations.
We see this in the Bible time after time, this curse being
put into effect .
God does not change , nor does His Laws. What He said three
thousand years ago remains the same from 1960 - 2000 , the
years when immorality and
perverted sex became a licensed free for all in the United
Kingdom.
God has said that the immoral would not enter heaven.
Satan will see to that, has he twists mankind into
contortions of defying a Holy God and His Word. Man is
blinded with his own importance and foolishness.
Whoever does not enter heaven will go to eternal perdition,
the destiny of Satan and all his cohorts.
[b]This is clearly stated in God's Word.[/b]
Such decadence has opened the door for Satan to inflict his
evil will upon sinful man. Sexual sin begets more
consequences and man must reap the harvest he sows. Unclean
spirits ensure that the trait becomes a major part of that
whole person with the consequence that it becomes anti God .
[b]This is idolatry.[/b]The only way is by faith in the Lord
Jesus Christ, trusting Him as Saviour and Lord and
committing all into His hands following repentance.
Jesus Christ came as the truth to lighten the darkness of
mans mind, and to deliver him from the grip of Satan . He
brought healing and the truth of the Holy living God His
Father. He defeated Satan who never had any hold on Him
because Jesus was perfect man, free of the taint of sin.
Satan tried to have him killed but failed on several
occasions because Jesus had a set purpose with its own time
scale. It was the plan of salvation for mankind from His
Father God. Jesus Christ laid down His own life at Calvary,
where on that cross He bore the sin of the whole world, in
His precious body. God's own son, thesacrificial lamb of God
bore those sins and became a curse.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:39 [#01866187]
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For six hours He hung there between heaven and earth,
nailed, bruised and torn. Wounded for me, wounded for me,
there on the cross He was wounded for me.
His blood was shed in those wounds all over His body, but at
the appointed time He committed His spirit in to the hands
of His Father.
Because He was dead, the usual practice of breaking both
legs to speed up death was not necessary. However, a soldier
thrust a spear deep into His side and behold a flood of
water and blood gushed out.
That signified the beginning of the new covenant between God
and man, but it was not known by the desperately afraid
disciples who thought their hopes
had been shattered on that first Good Friday
Jesus was laid in a tomb, because of the Jewish Sabbath,
and on the third day He rose from the dead. He was seen by
many people and shared meals with
His disciples. Jesus was alive then and He later ascended
into heaven, and now sits on the right hand of God. The
shedding of His blood was the final blow against the power
of evil and a way for man to get into a right relationship
with God once again. Jesus had said "You must be born
again".
This is the new spiritual birth in Christ Jesus.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-03-23 17:42 [#01866192]
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what's your point?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-03-23 17:45 [#01866195]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:46 [#01866196]
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The hypocrisy of many, not all, Christians. They pick and
choose who is forgivable by God and who isn't etc.
It's a farce. One person may be forgiven for a murder whilst
another won't. There's no consistancy.

Some Christians you're chosen from the moment you're born
and it doesn't matter how you live your life because you're
chosen. Someone could go their entire life not knowing
they're chosen and not go to Church etc and basically be a
heathen yet still get into Heaven because they're a chosen
one. On the other side someone could be a good Christian all
their lives yet not be a chosen one so they don't get into
Heaven. What the hell sort of fucked up belief system is
that?

It's ridiculous.

Whilst not all Christians believe this there's enough of
them to make me disgusted.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-03-23 17:55 [#01866203]
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since when is child pornography a religion?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-03-23 17:56 [#01866205]
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i have some grave news. aged 23 it's a typical point of
view. even more grave news, aged 33, so is mine.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:58 [#01866206]
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When they cum? OH GOD
Earthleakage: No doubt you're right but when I've finally
grown up I can look back onmyself and say "ha! Twat" like
most people do now.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-03-23 17:58 [#01866207]
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if christians (obviously, i generalise) weren't so damn
stubborn, they'd be a lot better off.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-03-23 18:04 [#01866213]
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your head is screwed on man, youre light years ahead of me.
carry on :)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-03-24 00:08 [#01866324]
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the older you get, the more frequently your point is proved
in an argument just by saying, "look how old i am."


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-03-24 02:40 [#01866369]
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please notify the administrator



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-03-24 02:42 [#01866371]
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That belief pisses me off as well and from a religious POV
it's totally contrary to the whole concept of "Free Will"
(the whole reason sin is meant to be so bad is that you have
a choice in not doing it) and instead, more akin to
fatalism.

Otherwise how would God choose who goes to heaven before
you're born? Just throw a dice and go, "Ah tough titty,
sonny-Jim, you're hell-bound."


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-03-24 02:56 [#01866376]
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hahah, word! I hate those elderly ladies that come to my
philosophy lectures to "find themselves" 'cause they blabber
all this bullshit and it's quite clear that they haven't
understood what neither the lecture, tesxt, or entire point
of the course is, and then when someone tells them, they
just go "oh, you're too young to understand, you'll get it
in a couple of years!"

why can't they go fucking find themselves in mathematics or
something?!


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-03-24 02:58 [#01866378]
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i'm praying for you man

*south park mormorn family OWWWW*


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-03-24 04:16 [#01866402]
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i don't think it's yours or gigi's to judge really
you might want to think about this some more, being
predestined to hell or heaven means freedom on this earth.
it reduces shady church influences (like paying off your
sins) and it's giving yourself up to god.
it's bad form when you argue against this aspect when the
thing you don't like about it is that you don't understand
it


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-03-24 04:23 [#01866405]
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As a Christian myself, I was arguing that the belief gigi
was appaled by (which I've also encountered), seems contrary
to the whole idea that we can choose our actions, that is
fundamental to Christianity.

I certainly understand the philosophical concept that
fatalism (whilst self-disproving) allows you to do what you
want and generally be an arse, because you think that's the
only way it could have happened, so you did nothing wrong,
etc.


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-03-24 04:37 [#01866412]
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hehe, but im quite sure non of the people that believe this
use it as an excuse to do whatever the fuck they want. i
also think people who believe this are generally more strict
than catholics (because they stand in awe of god, whatever)
also i think you are wrong to think that being predestined
in your life after death means being predestined, have no
control, over your life on earth
i too used to think this believe was disgusting and wrong,
but after some thinking i think it's quite beautiful to be
able to place your faith like that in the hands of god.
maybe i see it as a methaphor of our individual
insignificance



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-03-24 04:42 [#01866413]
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I certainly accept that (if) fatalism applies to our life
after death, it doesn't neccesarily mean it applies to our
time on earth.

I also recognise the idea that choosing to put your faith in
God (by that I mean trusting in him, rather than choosing
faith x over faith y), you are actually demonstrating your
belief that he will save you, rather than people who (I
would argue have less faith) who believe somehow God's
forgiveness/approval has to be won by going to church each
week.


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-03-24 04:49 [#01866419]
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using the term fatalism doesn't seem quite objective though
;)

i remember i've gotten majorly pissed off and now just think
it's stupid to believe you won't go to heaven when you don't
believe in a certain faith, which most self proclaimed
christians believe in my experience. like: haha, you didn't
buy the ticket when you could so now you won't get into this
cool venue


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-03-24 07:28 [#01866499]
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That belief pisses me off as well and from a religious
POV
it's totally contrary to the whole concept of "Free Will"
(the whole reason sin is meant to be so bad is that you
have
a choice in not doing it) and instead, more akin to
fatalism.

Otherwise how would God choose who goes to heaven before
you're born? Just throw a dice and go, "Ah tough titty,
sonny-Jim, you're hell-bound."


That's the very essence of Calvinism, isn't it? You're saved
by grace, and God decides who gets the grace. If you don't
have the grace you're unregenerate and incapable of
understanding God's message by yourself, even if you want
to. I could be wrong but this is what I've been told by
current and ex-Calvinists.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-03-24 08:07 [#01866530]
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Yes, it's a Calvinistic belief. I think it's born out of the
idea that the bible says faith is a gift from God, which if
you interpret as literally meaning "God picks and chooses
who he saves and you and your actions play no part in it", I
suppose is fair enough. I prefer to understand it as, "if
you believe he will, God will save you."

It's just another of those things in the bible that's
unclear, contradicts other passages and is open to debate. I
think the lack of clarity on these issues is what makes a
lot of Christianity seem a bit blurry and unclear. I can
certainly see the attraction of something like Islam which
is a bit more black and white.


 


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