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I'm sat at this computer one evening while my mum and my nan are wathing the telly, and suddenly, I hear Aphex Twin. I rush into the living room to see a BBC4 advert for "Time" with some Aphex in the background (forgotten the name, I know it's off Classics and it's one of the tracks I like). "That's Aphex Twin," I said. "Never mind that APEX TWIN!" my nan said and then started talking about why she hates Africa and will only watch programs about tigers and elephants set in England. |
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lol |
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can't I tag this thread ?? |
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For some reason, the tags aren't showing up any more for me. They were yesterday, but not any more. Maybe that's why. |
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this is great |
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your nan says sensible things |
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SAW I You must be a hardcore afx fanboi to get that wrong. |
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my Nan likes whitehouse ! no joke !! |
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yeah africa is awful, whats it all about? |
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rhythm |
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Yeah, I realised I had fucked up big time when I was searching through my mp3 player today. Damn it. Anyway, she doesn't like a new First Choice airline ad because it's got two "black people's" feet on there moving around. Serious. |
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lawnmower deth - fuck off |
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please keep us up-to-date on your nan's controversial opinions on politics, art and society. a mailing list or blog might be an idea |
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can you delete that please, i just posted it in the wrong thread and i look like an idiot |
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""Never mind that APEX TWIN!" my nan said and then started talking about why she hates Africa and will only watch programs about tigers and elephants set in England. " hahah that's fucking hillarious. racist, but hillarious. |
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anyone else see this at the top of the page: maxlimit) { field.value = field.value.substring(0, maxlimit); } else { countfield.value = maxlimit - field.value.length; } } //end hiding --> |
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what's black and flys a plane? |
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A PILOT YOU RACIST! |
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charred pilot? |
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what is she like.. |
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*in suspense waiting for earth's reply..* |
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Yep, get it on several. Let's make this thread the "My Nan Said Thread". Seriously, she says some of the funniest things ever. For example: We had a leek (vegetable) in the fridge. Apparently she thought it was a dick. |
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funny yes. but its helioshphan of saw 85-92, and one of his finest tracks. they recently ran an ad for a show with avril 14 so there must be a fan at the beeb? |
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yeah i saw this - its heliosphan. driving one day, ages ago with my mum driving, nan in the front and me in the back - she turns to my mum and says "have you got your car keys?" |
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@Exaph: I know. Fucked up big time there @Ezkerral: That's hilarious. |
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nans are funny, top thread this. my mates nan is pretty mad, i fondly recall her exclaiming to me 'oh sorry - i nearly knocked you flying' when she brushed past me once! shes about half my size. |
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lol Keep this thread ALIVE!!!! |
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hehehe, my grandma has said heaps of funny stuff before. i cant really think of anything atm, but she still plays super nintendo and calls yoshi sushi : D |
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LOL! |
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whatthehellisthecrap |
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A "My Nan Said..." real joke thread. |
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