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you can post them here randomly, whenever you think of one or whenever you see a film..it'd be much appreciated :) i saw traffic again couple of days ago and i was laughing to my tears for surely 15 minutes. and the scene probably only took 30 seconds. it's that one where guzman (i find him to be one of the actors with best sense of humour) and cheadle are in a stake out in their van and they're observing someone at the beach. cheadle starts telling a story about how he lost his virginity on the beach when he was 16 or something, and guzman goes; yeah? cool..it was nice..did he treat you good? and then the next couple of shots where they show cheadle and guzman in that tight van are super hilarious..they don't say anything just give each other silly looks..makes me laugh even now when i think of the scene :D |
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I think it's hard to get it in words... I laugh to death with Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch (that's an obvious one). |
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not the same scene but another hilarious one..infact almost every scene with these two is brilliant! |
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hahaha that's what im talking about :) |
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And Spinal Taps´s scene where the guitar player shows his guitars and says something like "You are not allowed to even look this guitar". Same movie, same guy. Tunning a violin while playin the guitar onstage. All that movie is fun! |
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When your amp is on ten, what else can you do to sound louder? Get special Spinal Tap's amplifiers... |
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hahaha. i have to see that movie again! : D |
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These guys also made me laugh loud! |
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hehe. i just recently saw these on telly again, and its got the scene, where ted gets 'killed' by some knight, and bill says 'most non triamphunt'. i love that line now : D |
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In the special features of the Lost in Translation dvd, there's some hilarious footage. Bill Murray learns a single phrase in japanese: -Do you know who you are talking to? He goes arround sayin' that to every japanese he finds... |
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Speaking of Bill Murray, that scene where he's bowling in (Kingpin?) and his comb over is all over the place was LOL. |
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The B7 scene in the first episode of "My name is Earl" is great! |
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And he has awesome friends! |
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indeed he does :) |
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no, bill learns the phrase "do you want to take this outside" on that dvd extra. And its hilarious! one of my faves is in "Dark Star" when the hero gets cought in the elevator shaft..... un-beliveably funny! |
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unabom. check mail theinvisibles pavo, see u later |
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the first one that comes to my mind : So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car |
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Their look is enough for a laug... (hey neurona, checked. fotonic computers uh?) |
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tarantino really puts me off.. |
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i could post dozens of scenes from his films that make me lol. he's one of my fav directors. |
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he's a genius.. try watching pulp fiction with the subtitles on - there's brilliant use of mise-èn-scene, with very relevent stuff playing on car radios as the camera passes them, or being shouted by random people on the street. my favourite would have to be the first scene from fear & loathing.. pretty much every word is taken verbatim from the original book, and i think that's what makes it so funny. |
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now fear and loathing is one of the most hilarious films ever. saw it plenty of times and i'll definitelly watch it plenty more! as for tarantino, he's alright, big portion depends on brilliant cast he always gets, but there's just way too much hype around him and that puts me off as there's lots of other just as brilliant directors if not better but people don't see that for some reason.. |
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Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off. Oever : Roger! Murdock : Huh? Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er. Oever : Roger! Murdock : Huh? : Re-quest Vector, over! Oever : What? Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4. Murdock : We have clearance Clarence. Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor? Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over! Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Oever. Tower : Roger. Murdock : Huh? Tower : Roger, over. Murdock : Huh? Oever : Huh? |
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HAHA |
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Jarmush would put me off once for similar "too much hype" reason. i still don't like his films. the ones i saw of course. oh, except "Ghost Dog" which is great. Tarantino's films also have great soundtracks. |
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ghost dog is the most unusual from all jarmusch work. comes the closest to tarantino so no wonder you like it :) as for soundtracks; i prefer jarmusch's ones by far :D to each their own :) |
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The scene in Which the Dude during the first visit to the Lebowski's mansion sees the TIME cover mirror on the trophy wall. |
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What do you think of Broken Flowers? |
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my favourite film of 2005 and one of best films ever for me.. |
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heh :) there is one great reggae track on Ghost Dog OST that i ripped from the film itself. the lyrics go "a lot of people won't get their supper tonight..." . can't recall the artist name right now. it's played very shortly in the film. a very short but memorable scene. |
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Yeah, I like it very much myself too! |
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i actually bought that soundtrack, there are some nice songs on there. i bought tarantino's soundstracks too though :) when it comes to these two i just find tarantion to be more pretentious as a person. beside that his style is to obvious, too forced or something. jarmusch on the other hand has a much better knowledge about film and film history imo. and well, i always prefered subtleness :) |
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"cigarette?" "yes, i know." ******************8 "go away before i taunt you a second time" ******************* |
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there is something like jarmush subtlety vs tarantino brutality/bluntness, i agree. i don't know about him being pretentious, haven't seen him talking on tv or stuff :) he's appearances in pulp fiction or reservoir dogs were funny anyway. and soundtracks for kill bill and are full of lovely toooones ;] |
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"here's to ben!" scene from blue velvet when frank punches neighbor in the nose |
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The WHOLE of Roman Polanski's version of Macbeth. |
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Do they make movies of just porn bloopers? For me, these are the height of comedic prowess. We need to get Jack Hanna on this shit. |
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they do, but the ones i've seen were stunningly unfunny, mostly people falling off beds or getting poked in the eye... |
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dennis hopper was hilarious in catchfire (he also directed it). unfortunatelly there aren't any quoted i could find except for this one; milo (hopper):"There's something going on here that I really don't understand, but I like it" |
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Battlefield Earth was hilarious. |
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2.4/10 (17,666 votes) makes it hilarious already. |
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i recommend seeing it for a laugh. it's like a Plan 9 for a whole new generation. it's almost like they studied how to make a terrible movie. |
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i find the shining absolutely fucking hilarious. example scene;; when the kid walks in the lobby, bruised up a bit, the mum rushes to him and asks whats wrong ( not thats not the funny bit, keep reading ) and then the dads like 'what shall we do' and the mums saying 'maybe we should take him to a doctor' , then the next minute she's on the stairs backing up, the dad going fucking looney (which cracks me up) and she's swinging the baseball bat like a complete looser. Also, the bit where johnny goes into the mens loo in the bar place, and sees the keeper of the house.. "i corrected them" lol fucking hilarious. |
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nobody mentioned the Jesus Quintana introduction scene in Big Lebowski?? Bowling to the Gypsy Kings cover of the Eagles "Hotel California" is pure fucking genius. |
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Any thing with Chris Farely. Plain, train, and auto mobiles. "Where's your hand?" "Between two pillows" "Those aren't pillows!"... |
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whne i move my mouse your avartar goes funny |
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Ah yes, especially the part when he opens his mouth to tell one of his neighbours that he's a convicted child molester and the scene suddenly ends. Genius. |
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yeah and look at the guy he has to tell. all greasy beer drinkin biker lookin hard ass. |
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From Lock,Stock&Two Smoking Barrels: As the boys walk in to Samoan Jo's, a man comes tearing out of the door covered in flames followed by his friends trying to put the flames out. The lads look on in mild shock. TOM I heard this place was rough. SAMOAN Jo's - NIGHT SOAP What sort of a pub is this then? SAMOAN JO A Samoan one. Anything else? BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail) What's that? SAMOAN JO A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail. BACON No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-utan in that. SAMOAN JO You want a pint, go to the pub. BACON I thought this was a pub. SAMOAN JO It's a Samoan pub. |
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