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another from that flick that cracks up: INT. SLOANES' HOUSE LABORATORY - NIGHT J (coughing) This gear is getting heavier you know, Charles. I got a suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Noble Peace Prize winners or something. A horn blows (the door bell). CHARLES Who the hell is that? The door opens to reveal Willy. Under one arm is a large bag of fertilizer and under the other a stoned chick. WILLY Give me a hand Charlie, I could break sweat at any second. A voice comes from behind them. At the top of the stairs stands Winston. He slowly starts to walk down. WINSTON Charles, why have we got this cage? Pause. Charlie shrugs. CHARLIE Er, for security. WINSTON That's right, for security. So tell me, Charles, what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? CHARLIE Well, because it's Willy and Willy lives here. WINSTON Yes Charlie, but you didn't know it was Willy until you opened the door, did you? WILLY Chill, Winston, it's me and Charlie can see it's me, so what's the problem? WINSTON The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked. Pause as the two in the door look slightly pissed off at being shouted at. Winston sighs and looks at what Willy is carrying. WINSTON What's that, Willy? WILLY Eh, that's Gloria. WINSTON Yes I know That's Gloria. What's that? WILLY Er, fertilizer. WINSTON You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willy. WILLY We need fertilizer, Winston. WINSTON We also need a fucking money counter, William! We have to get the money out by Thursday and I'll be buggered if I am counting it . . . oh and if you have to buy soddin' fertilizer, could you be just a little more subtle? WILLY What do you mean? |
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continued: WINSTON I mean we grow copious amounts of ganja, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average hort-er-fucking-culturalist, that's what I mean, Willy. |
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"What am I holding in my hand?" "Chapstick." |
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i was just watching serpico and there's this scene where he brings some fancy dressed maffia guy to the police station and since the guy is paying of police he's not used of being treated like that. serpico loses his mind and does a body search on the guy. does it a bit roughly too :) |
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these guys. |
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this boss. |
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yeah, great one :) watched bad santa again. this time that scene where shop manager is explaining to the chief of security he saw santa have sex in the change room.. |
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just watched office space last night, i enjoyed it more this time. |
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the scene from next friday!! where that big pink limo of mr. pinky (the record store owner) comes through a corner real fast and then the driver steps out and opens door to mr. pinky and pinky says; you're hitting them corners too fast, you really need to slow this motherfucker down, i almost spilled a drink over this 200$ suit. and the he leaves and the driver goes; yeah, whatever man, and has a sip of whiskey. |
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these have probably been mentioned, but.. the coffee and cigarettes thing with RZA, GZA and Bill Murray. That scene in The Life Aquatic when Bill Murray breaks free of the ropes or chains or whatever and kills all the pirates.. and basically the rest of the film. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when he finds the pig in his toilet (or tub or something). The scene in Ichi when.. can't remember his name, but it's the guy on the cover.. goes into the room where Ichi has just sliced all his gang up and he just kind of walks around and then either he or the other guy falls on some slippery intestines. In Happiness of the Katakuris when the guy in the television is first a tv reporter and then suddenly an insanely weird lady singing "DEEEEEM BOOOOOONES!" The final scene in Dead or Alive 3 when the two guys turn into a weird robot and when they discover they have a huge penis or whatever -- cut to the gay mayor and his "friend" screaming! Whenever a puchuu appears in excel saga. the scene in Top Secret when they're making lots of noise and then the main guy hushes them and they just mute all the sound on the film.. Top Secret is quite funny throughout. |
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American Psycho has some classic lines. Amen to many of the film already mentioned here. Flying High specially - "I picked a hellava day to quit amphetamines" |
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the "kick in the cunt" musical scene in "run ronny run" was very nose-squirting-milk funny for me |
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You know what they say... People in glass houses s-s-s-sink sh-. |
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Porkys II....... where the guy dressed as the zombie climbs all over the cop car........ made me laugh uncontrollably as a 10 year old |
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this scene: (big lebowski) |
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this scene: (dumb & dumber) |
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MOCK BIRD |
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Jack Black (the CUNT) getting his arm blown off, in The Jackal. I loved every nanosecond of it. |
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Whenever a puchuu appears in excel saga. I had a hard time enjoying that series, but yeah those puchuu's are funny. That rich baseball player with the freakishly long hairdo. Hahah. "Is he rich?" "Oops, I just dropped a million yen." |
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hahah, you had a hard time enjoying excel?! I think it's awesome, but yeah.. some people may find it a bit too "loud" or something... hahah, yeah, Binbo! And later in the episode when he's sitting staring at the sunset thinking and the croissant flies by and he says "uh? croissant?" |
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heh. :) Well what I mean is, 'excel', not excel saga is a bit hard to enjoy. Her english voice is terrible, and she speaks so fast that even with subs its a chore to keep up with. Still, this series is comedy gold. Pedro was a funny spin off. |
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the bit where Jim Carrey does the most annoying sound is good. every bit involving Ed Rooney in "Ferris Bueller's day off" makes me laugh, but especially the bit where Cameron phones him pretending to be Sloan's dad and Rooney suddenly realises (or so he thinks) that he has called a parent a shithead etc. "GRAAAAAAAACE!" |
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Such a great movie. My step brother literally has the voice of Cameron. He get's very fed up when I bring it to his attention, weekly. |
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I vote for any John Waters film scene. Unique Baltimore humor. As a Baltimoron myself I'm not sure if other people will appreciate his stuff. |
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