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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 04:59 [#01832503]
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you can post them here randomly, whenever you think of one
or whenever you see a film..it'd be much appreciated :)

i saw traffic again couple of days ago and i was laughing to
my tears for surely 15 minutes. and the scene probably only
took 30 seconds. it's that one where guzman (i find him to
be one of the actors with best sense of humour) and cheadle
are in a stake out in their van and they're observing
someone at the beach. cheadle starts telling a story about
how he lost his virginity on the beach when he was 16 or
something, and guzman goes; yeah? cool..it was nice..did he
treat you good? and then the next couple of shots where they
show cheadle and guzman in that tight van are super
hilarious..they don't say anything just give each other
silly looks..makes me laugh even now when i think of the
scene :D


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 05:03 [#01832509]
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I think it's hard to get it in words...

I laugh to death with Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch
(that's an obvious one).



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 05:04 [#01832511]
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not the same scene but another hilarious one..infact almost
every scene with these two is brilliant!


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 05:05 [#01832512]
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hahaha that's what im talking about :)


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 05:08 [#01832516]
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And Spinal Taps´s scene where the guitar player shows his
guitars and says something like "You are not allowed to even
look this guitar".

Same movie, same guy. Tunning a violin while playin the
guitar onstage.

All that movie is fun!


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 05:11 [#01832518]
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When your amp is on ten,
what else can you do to sound louder?

Get special Spinal Tap's amplifiers...


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offline pigster from melbs on 2006-02-02 05:13 [#01832520]
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hahaha. i have to see that movie again! : D


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 05:22 [#01832530]
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These guys also made me laugh loud!


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offline pigster from melbs on 2006-02-02 05:30 [#01832534]
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hehe. i just recently saw these young fellas on telly
again, and its got the scene, where ted gets 'killed' by
some knight, and bill says 'most non triamphunt'.
i love that line now : D


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 05:35 [#01832535]
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In the special features of the Lost in Translation dvd,
there's some hilarious footage.
Bill Murray learns a single phrase in japanese:

-Do you know who you are talking to?

He goes arround sayin' that to every japanese he finds...


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-02-02 05:37 [#01832536]
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Speaking of Bill Murray, that scene where he's bowling in
(Kingpin?) and his comb over is all over the place was LOL.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-02-02 05:40 [#01832540]
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offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-02-02 05:42 [#01832542]
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The B7 scene in the first episode of "My name is Earl" is
great!


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 05:42 [#01832543]
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And he has awesome friends!


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 05:46 [#01832545]
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indeed he does :)


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2006-02-02 05:50 [#01832546]
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no, bill learns the phrase "do you want to take this
outside" on that dvd extra. And its hilarious!

one of my faves is in "Dark Star" when the hero gets cought
in the elevator shaft..... un-beliveably funny!



 

offline neuronaameboide from palma de mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 06:13 [#01832556]
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unabom. check mail theinvisibles pavo, see u later



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-02 06:20 [#01832558]
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the first one that comes to my mind :

So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking
car



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offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-02-02 06:23 [#01832561]
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Their look is enough for a laug...

(hey neurona, checked. fotonic computers uh?)


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 06:31 [#01832566]
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tarantino really puts me off..


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-02 06:42 [#01832569]
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i could post dozens of scenes from his films that make me
lol. he's one of my fav directors.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-02-02 06:45 [#01832570]
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he's a genius.. try watching pulp fiction with the subtitles
on - there's brilliant use of mise-èn-scene, with very
relevent stuff playing on car radios as the camera passes
them, or being shouted by random people on the street.

my favourite would have to be the first scene from fear &
loathing.. pretty much every word is taken verbatim from the
original book, and i think that's what makes it so funny.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 06:49 [#01832573]
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now fear and loathing is one of the most hilarious films
ever. saw it plenty of times and i'll definitelly watch it
plenty more!

as for tarantino, he's alright, big portion depends on
brilliant cast he always gets, but there's just way too much
hype around him and that puts me off as there's lots of
other just as brilliant directors if not better but people
don't see that for some reason..


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-02 07:06 [#01832580]
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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 07:07 [#01832583]
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HAHA


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-02 07:21 [#01832592]
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Jarmush would put me off once for similar "too much hype"
reason. i still don't like his films. the ones i saw of
course. oh, except "Ghost Dog" which is great.

Tarantino's films also have great soundtracks.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 07:26 [#01832593]
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ghost dog is the most unusual from all jarmusch work. comes
the closest to tarantino so no wonder you like it :)

as for soundtracks; i prefer jarmusch's ones by far :D

to each their own :)


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-02-02 07:32 [#01832595]
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The scene in Which the Dude during the first visit to the
Lebowski's mansion sees the TIME cover mirror on the trophy
wall.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-02-02 07:35 [#01832596]
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What do you think of Broken Flowers?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 07:36 [#01832598]
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my favourite film of 2005 and one of best films ever for
me..


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-02 07:39 [#01832601]
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heh :)

there is one great reggae track on Ghost Dog OST that i
ripped from the film itself. the lyrics go "a lot of people
won't get their supper tonight..." . can't recall the artist
name right now. it's played very shortly in the film. a very
short but memorable scene.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-02-02 07:40 [#01832602]
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Yeah, I like it very much myself too!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-02 07:45 [#01832604]
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i actually bought that soundtrack, there are some nice songs
on there. i bought tarantino's soundstracks too though :)

when it comes to these two i just find tarantion to be more
pretentious as a person. beside that his style is to
obvious, too forced or something. jarmusch on the other hand
has a much better knowledge about film and film history imo.
and well, i always prefered subtleness :)


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2006-02-02 07:59 [#01832615]
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"cigarette?"

"yes, i know."

******************8

"go away before i taunt you a second time"

*******************



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-02 09:06 [#01832661]
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there is something like jarmush subtlety vs tarantino
brutality/bluntness, i agree. i don't know about him being
pretentious, haven't seen him talking on tv or stuff :) he's
appearances in pulp fiction or reservoir dogs were funny
anyway.

and soundtracks for kill bill and are full of lovely
toooones ;]


 

offline edga on 2006-02-02 09:17 [#01832667]
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"here's to ben!" scene from blue velvet
when frank punches neighbor in the nose


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-02 09:40 [#01832675]
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The WHOLE of Roman Polanski's version of Macbeth.
LAZY_GERMAN_MACBETH


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-02-02 10:18 [#01832690]
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Do they make movies of just porn bloopers?

For me, these are the height of comedic prowess.

We need to get Jack Hanna on this shit.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2006-02-02 10:21 [#01832691]
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they do, but the ones i've seen were stunningly unfunny,
mostly people falling off beds or getting poked in the
eye...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-03 10:31 [#01833596]
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dennis hopper was hilarious in catchfire (he also directed
it). unfortunatelly there aren't any quoted i could find
except for this one;
milo (hopper):"There's something going on here that I really
don't understand, but I like it"


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-02-03 10:34 [#01833603]
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Battlefield Earth was hilarious.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-02-03 10:36 [#01833605]
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2.4/10 (17,666 votes)

makes it hilarious already.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-02-03 10:42 [#01833610]
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i recommend seeing it for a laugh. it's like a Plan 9 for a
whole new generation. it's almost like they studied how to
make a terrible movie.


 

offline exsub from United Kingdom on 2006-02-03 10:53 [#01833621]
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i find the shining absolutely fucking hilarious.

example scene;;

when the kid walks in the lobby, bruised up a bit, the mum
rushes to him and asks whats wrong ( not thats not the funny
bit, keep reading ) and then the dads like 'what shall we
do' and the mums saying 'maybe we should take him to a
doctor' , then the next minute she's on the stairs backing
up, the dad going fucking looney (which cracks me up) and
she's swinging the baseball bat like a complete looser.

Also, the bit where johnny goes into the mens loo in the bar
place, and sees the keeper of the house.. "i corrected
them"

lol

fucking hilarious.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-02-03 12:22 [#01833685]
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nobody mentioned the Jesus Quintana introduction scene in
Big Lebowski?? Bowling to the Gypsy Kings cover of the
Eagles "Hotel California" is pure fucking genius.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-02-03 12:37 [#01833692]
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Any thing with Chris Farely. Plain, train, and auto mobiles.
"Where's your hand?" "Between two pillows" "Those aren't
pillows!"...



 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-02-03 12:50 [#01833703]
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whne i move my mouse your avartar goes funny


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-02-03 13:30 [#01833734]
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Ah yes, especially the part when he opens his mouth to tell
one of his neighbours that he's a convicted child molester
and the scene suddenly ends. Genius.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-02-03 13:32 [#01833736]
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yeah and look at the guy he has to tell. all greasy beer
drinkin biker lookin hard ass.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2006-02-03 15:06 [#01833813]
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From Lock,Stock&Two Smoking Barrels:

As the boys walk in to Samoan Jo's, a man comes tearing out
of the door
covered in flames followed by his friends trying to put the
flames out.
The lads look on in mild shock.

TOM
I heard this place was rough.

SAMOAN Jo's - NIGHT

SOAP
What sort of a pub is this then?

SAMOAN JO
A Samoan one. Anything else?

BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?

SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't
expecting a fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with
an orang-utan in that.

SAMOAN JO
You want a pint, go to the pub.

BACON
I thought this was a pub.

SAMOAN JO
It's a Samoan pub.


 


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