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offline beatburglar from United Kingdom on 2006-02-01 03:36 [#01831733]
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Just thinking of some of the best he has done while im in
the hard labour house of employment. Please give me your
favourites. Thanks beatburglar


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-01 03:39 [#01831739]
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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-01 03:41 [#01831743]
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this thread is the other thread's evil twin


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-02-01 03:41 [#01831745]
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satanic powa!


 

offline leftblank from manchester/dublin on 2006-02-01 03:42 [#01831747]
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Thanks beatburglar


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-02-01 03:43 [#01831748]
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aphextwin.nu : you're favourite double threads.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-01 04:18 [#01831775]
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It's o'clock at o'clock, this is then, that is now, now is
The Day Today.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-01 04:23 [#01831777]
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while i was looking for that bit about heroin,blacks and the
working class as he jacks up, i found a Will Self article on
brass eye
LAZY_TITLE
which i am now going to waste some time reading


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-01 06:47 [#01831844]
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I just realised how awesome it would be if Chris Morris took
over the series Beadles About. Well it'd be Morris' About.
Awesome. fucking awesome.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-01 07:36 [#01831872]
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is that not what he does basically except he does it on folk
that deserve it rather than gareth from leeds getting his
ford capri smashed?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-01 08:39 [#01831909]
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I'm not saying membes of the public. I'm talking "celebrity"
here.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-02-01 08:39 [#01831911]
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'if someone offers you cake, tell 'em to fook off' bernard
manning.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2006-02-02 04:41 [#01832491]
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She's an Uzi love


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2006-02-02 04:42 [#01832492]
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could technology turn him into this? a roboplegic-rom-cock


 

offline duppy from United Kingdom on 2006-02-02 09:04 [#01832658]
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"just kick it's face off"

""you're a bush dodger, you're a nut administrator, you're a
small bean regarder"," well, that's just another form of
racism""

"" come over to my garden in south bucks and i'll find you a
wasp..." "and sting me with it? you'll sting me with a
wasp?", "this is a conversation..." "yes""

"the day today, kicking over the sticks of the blind man of
news"

"in the past it was popular for young men to lose their
virginity to one of londons many whore-dogs, and Charles
Dickens often BOASTED of his experience"

" cackle my gladis!, ochhhh, make it come out green!, shit
your leg off! shit your leg off!"


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-02-02 11:04 [#01832728]
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Take a look at this. (shows a photograph of a hillside with
indistinguishable blue mark) What is it? Just a hillside?
Look again. There's a child there - no more than a blue
speck. But the fact is : if you showed this picture to a
paedophile, they'd actually try and attack it in an attempt
to reach the child. That's the kind of warped mindset we're
dealing with here.


 

offline rudster from the glasgow on 2006-02-02 11:27 [#01832765]
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Noel Edmonds - "Can we miss out the part about the slow
crushing of the skull"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-02 11:31 [#01832768]
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Classic barley avatar!


 

offline rudster from the glasgow on 2006-02-02 12:16 [#01832810]
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Do u like nathan barley?

I must admit the first time i watched it i was bitterly
dissapointed, i then got the dvd, and have watched it around
5 or 6 times now, it is an absolute work of genius years
ahead of its time, would u agree my good fellow?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-02-02 12:27 [#01832815]
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First episode was weak but as I'd downloaded it I watched it
through. Fucking loved it, so did my mates. Got the DVD on
order. SEems to have stalled in Plays processing though.,


 


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