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helpful guide will aid you. |
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YES ! i want |
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lets get packing! |
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By the sounds of your voice you ARE packing. |
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Hey, we're Going to Yay, back to the Island! |
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:p :D <3 |
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BAM! Babies arm holding an apple. |
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"If she looks twent-two, she's fifteen. If she looks fifteen, she's twenty-eight. If she looks twenty-eight, she's over forty." WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GUIDE ON NEW YEARS ?! |
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damn you aphexisatwin, i was just gonna quote the same part! In fact, I'll do it anyway: "If she looks twent-two, she's fifteen. If she looks fifteen, she's twenty-eight. If she looks twenty-eight, she's over forty." omg it's true |
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If you want to get laid in Norway, you just tell girls you're a bedroom IDM producer |
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"wow! so you have your own bedroom!?" |
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uh-oh |
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If you want to get laid in England, you just wait till they aren't looking and pour several grams of k into their cider, and then punch them in the back of the head |
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"Nothing difficult here. Just talk about how crowded it is, and suggest a move to somewhere quieter and less crowded. If she agrees, then you're golden because there is only about one place in Tokyo that is quiet and crowded, and that is a love hotel. " so hes basically saying that any japanese female who approaches you in this bar - is a whore - who you can ask to take to a love hotel and have sex with? maybe the bar is actually a brothel |
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hahahahahahaha |
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all you really need is a squid |
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that is the most racist thing i have read on xlt |
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If there were bigger sea creatures closer to the shores of Europe, I'm sure white girls would be moaning from slimey pleasure. |
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I'm lolling, that avatar is like funny amplifier |
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lol |
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wanting to get laid in ANY western country? -dont appear to be "complex" or "individual", this threatens post-feminist revolution western women. -wok on the balance of educated (i read some words sometimes) and primitive . . yeah lads sport is bonding! -find a honky whore on a ladies night out . . -grunt -fuck her! -get arrested for rape -go to jail....do not collect £200 - - - come out of jail and stop being fuckin racists. |
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ooops i said "wok" hilarious |
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LOL |
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That's a better guide! |
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