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Hey everyone, I was going to buy a Christian shirt to impress this girl I like, I could use some help, anyway the best site seems to be this one under 'guys shirts' of course... anyway, here are some other sites, just in case... |
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haha, wat ze fuk? |
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tshirthell.com ? |
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So this girl is a Christian and you are not i take it? |
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IgotnailedtothecrossandallIgotwasthislousytshirt.com? |
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this |
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one is for you |
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god is gay |
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is she? |
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xltrosexual? |
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i don't believe this you are one sad fuck |
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and anyway, if she's so christian as to be impressed by a fucking christian tshirt, then she'll probably not be fucking till married. |
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christian people are symbol minded |
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say no to jesus |
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Well... Yeah... at least I think she's a Christian. |
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how old are you? |
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Why?... I feel an insult coming on. |
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you deserve as many as you ask for and you're asking for a lot right now |
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Whats the big deal? Haven't you ever wanted to impress someone before? |
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chances are its no jiggy jiggy till marriage, ditch her |
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yes, but it doesn't involve changing my personality, and it CERTAINLY wouldn't be important enough to compromise my belief system or my philosophy. she'll get with you if she likes you. she won't necessarily like you if you wear a fucking jesusfreak tshirt. in fact it'll probably be counterproductive. |
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Hmm... that is true. |
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be yourself, not a t shirt |
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also, the reason it's a big deal is that it's religion. think about how important religion is to many people, and how fundamental an aspect of the human condition it is. and here's you, trying to figure out which JESUS SAVES tshirt to buy in order to increase the chances of banging some random girl. i have no ties to any religion, and am quite opposed to organised religion, but i still find the fakeness of this whole spectacle utterly disgusting. |
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geraldine, where's your lol? |
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well, surely only a 15-year-old would try using a t-shirt to impress a girl. |
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well it has been atleast 6 years for me since impressing chicks with a tshirt was highly succesfull. It has been said some times already... be yourself ffs press a picture of yourself on a shirt, and wear it ! While on a date with her ! |
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Buy the Ezekiel one. He wrote about UFOs maaan. |
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Yeah... its pretty sad cause I'm 22... Anyway, I just wanted to be her friend. I'm not in it for the sex. Of course not!... |
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kłamca! |
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heh.... get the "jesus died for pedro" shirt. |
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set to impress |
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from the classic line |
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best ever |
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Well let me be honest with you. As a guy and a Christian. If you try seeing her you will eventually have to discuss topics. Chances are you will be full of wrong answers and a general lack of understanding the whole while you are wearing a t-shirt that either portrays you as a hypocrite or a poser (trying to be something you are not) Where do you live in the US. I want to see how bad this is going to be. |
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vp,did you get your email? |
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aye! i thought it sent back to ya. i think i was still half sleeping. sent now |
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You're a Christian? Thats... interesting... I didn't see that coming. Anyway, I'm from Oregon. |
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wah wah wah |
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i don't understand how you think this could possibly work. LS: "Oh, hey there, what's up?" Lady: "Oh, hi, Labium Sweat, what's going on?" LS: "Oh, well, hi, i've got a new t-shirt - check it out" Lady: "Oh, my, wow, okay... " [awkward silence] Lady: "Ok, i'm going to go make out with my boyfriend now. see you later" |
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It would have probably been harder in the south where they are not tolerant of anything. But usually most of us are formiliar with the "wolf in sheeps clothing". Just becuase someone dresses the part doesnt mean they are. Just because someone goes to church doesnt mean they are. See what i mean. The deeper one looks into it the crazier it is. Its hard for me to really explain this. Let me ask this differently. How do you know she is Christian? Has she said something? Through her actions? How old is she? From here i can better address this |
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Well... haha... she has a sticker of a christian radio station on the back of her car... |
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I know how to tell if she's Christian. When you're nailing her she cries out Oh God! Plus she likes getting nailed. Brings her closer to Jesus. |
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thats it? it didnt come up i convo or anything? |
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Nope... for all I know, she could have bought the car used, and just never bothered peeling off the sticker... |
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maybe its worth looking into. at least its a point of conversation! |
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I'll make sure and ask her next time I see her... you see she kinda works as a grocery store checkout clerk... |
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SOFA KING RE TARDED |
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funniest post EVER! i cant stop laughing...hahahahaha |
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