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offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2006-01-11 14:12 [#01816492]
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oh man, this is a good joke. haha. i hope you're joking.
about all of this. really.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-01-11 14:13 [#01816493]
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make sure you are buying yohimbo bark or condoms


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2006-01-11 14:33 [#01816531]
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hahaha

hilarious thread


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-11 15:36 [#01816617]
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it eeez perfetTT!!!

This My Prince shirt is perfect for anybody who wants a
shirt that looks great and feels even better. All our shirts
are made from quality materials.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-01-11 16:16 [#01816655]
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if God loves me and is all powerful then why would he give
me and many others who are good people such shitty and
horrible lives? God is either lazy or just a full on cunt. I
prefer the latter.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-11 16:28 [#01816666]
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i thought he meant impress with his "arch irony t shirt"
this way is worse


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2006-01-12 06:39 [#01816961]
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this one is horrible

not only is this one about jesus but it has horrible tribal
on it


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-01-12 06:51 [#01816969]
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How about this one?

Look at the back. Sick


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-12 06:58 [#01816972]
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jesus died for your sins! make the most of it! visit your
nearest brothel now.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-01-12 07:28 [#01816984]
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As another Christian who's a guy, I agree. "Pretending" by
wearing a t-shirt is likely to make it more of an issue;
she'll see it as a boon at first of course, but that'll be
more than offset by her asking you questions/trying to
discuss her faith with you and then when you don't get it
and eventually it'll come out that you lied to (or at least
intentionally mislead) her and it'll be far worse than you
just admitting you're not a Christian, but are obviously
reasonably open minded about it.

Seen the episode of "Extras" where Ricky Jervais pretends to
be a Catholic to impress a girl? It'll end up like that.
Almost.

All that said, I reckon dressing like trailer trash and
wearing this could help you get your fingers and
tops.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-12 08:20 [#01817005]
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what does kłamca! mean ?



 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-12 10:50 [#01817111]
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Get a moderate christian t-shirt that says:
"GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE, ALSO ADAM AND STEVE"


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-12 10:51 [#01817114]
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hey, leave me outta this christian bullshit !


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-12 10:53 [#01817116]
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Jesus loves all of us little bastards.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-12 10:55 [#01817121]
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my name is steve, and adam aint my thang

yaheard?

jesus is fucking dead
god is a lie to keep people happy and quiet
satan is a fag

and umm...yeah...whatever


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-12 11:02 [#01817134]
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There was a kid at school who was an atheist and used to run
around shouting at the sky "KILL ME GOD, KILL ME NOW!"

Nothing ever happened to him though. I am an atheist but
it's hard to shake the idea deep down, after years of
catholic education and praying every night until I was
thirteen. (More out of routine than anything.)


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-12 11:13 [#01817148]
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i was raised with quite religious parents and i think that
is what made me realize how ridiculous the whole concept of
god is...

its a weird story that makes NO sense at this point, but
hey, believe whatever bullshit you want...


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-12 11:17 [#01817153]
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My parents weren't devout or anything, it's just that our
whole family went out of routine more than anything. It
seemed like the thing to do, like mowing the lawn or
brushing your teeth, half the time we'd be praying for my
auntie Angie's sprained ankle or something.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2006-01-12 11:18 [#01817156]
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haha, i had a similar experience...

i am frightened of people who really "believe"...i feel
uncomfortable around them...


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-01-12 11:21 [#01817161]
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Yeah, my family are the kind of Catholics who rush home
after mass to watch Antiques Roadshow.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-01-12 11:24 [#01817163]
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I Had Sex With A Virgin And All I Got Was This Lousy Messiah


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-01-12 11:33 [#01817175]
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It means "I belive you"


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-01-12 11:57 [#01817210]
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*believe


 


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