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offline thatne from United States on 2006-01-10 16:22 [#01815732]
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have to keep asking for them
from passersby or strangers
dont get paid til friday. sucks.


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2006-01-10 16:25 [#01815735]
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You ask strangers for fags?

That's mental


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:25 [#01815736]
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yes, i've fucking wanted one all day fucking long. but some
fat cunt of a team leaderr who has it in forr me has been
giving me morre fucking grrief. anyway, i've rreporrted the
big overrweight wankerr to the union and i'm taking it
furrtherr. i HATE him and hope he dies.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-01-10 16:26 [#01815737]
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ciggy ciggy ciggy can't you see
sometimes your words just hypnotize me


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:28 [#01815740]
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what makes it worrse is that i only had time forr one, yes,
one stinking pint tonight, now that they've gone back to
11pm closing, so now i have basically nothing in the worrld
to look forrwarrd to when i'm on this shift.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 16:30 [#01815744]
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When I smoked I hated people coming up asking for a fag.
Sometimes I'd let them have one because they seemed quite
friendly but most of the time i'd say I'd scrounged it
myself or it was my last. Cunts.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 16:31 [#01815745]
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Dude, that sucks. Shit in the teapot he uses.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:34 [#01815748]
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Haha, teapot, ohh we don't get luxurries such as tea brreaks
wherre I worrk.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:36 [#01815750]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 16:38 [#01815752]
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hahaha, don't worry. If it's posted here it'll get spammed.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:39 [#01815756]
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Grrrr, I've tipped about 400 of them, stacked to the
rroof and wedged in, against health and saftey rrules, all
because Dave Cunt, pulled the rrule book out.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-01-10 16:39 [#01815757]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



i always say it's my last one

fucking hate randomers asking me for cigarettes on the
street. doesn't go down well with redrum, oh no.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 16:39 [#01815758]
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Wait, your rule book goes against Health and Safety regs?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 16:40 [#01815759]
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BAM!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:40 [#01815761]
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I don't know the rrule book... that was the issue, and he
knew it, but the people I was worrking with rrefused to back
me.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:42 [#01815762]
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Strrangerrs arre OK, you can fobb them off off, it's yourr
frriends who take a long deep look into yourr packet and
tell you to the numberr how many you have left to sparre,
who arre the pain.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-01-10 16:46 [#01815764]
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In the end, I hate everryone, and that's that.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-10 16:51 [#01815767]
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When I was in high school I used to say "I hate everyone"
when I was in a huff, then usually one of my faux-friends
would ask "even me?" with a smirk suggesting they caught me
in a fib, but they didn't know I hated them too.

but really I don't hate everyone at all times, just most of
the time


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-01-10 17:21 [#01815786]
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actually i usually smoked the al capone
cognac-dipped cigarillos and drink cognac
with it but i went a little ahem well lets just
say i was not being a spendthrift so now i
gotta wait it out til payday which is friday.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-01-10 17:24 [#01815787]
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sounds like a great way to ruin cognac.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-01-10 17:27 [#01815789]
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smoking


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-01-10 17:28 [#01815790]
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I can only justify that to myself as thatne is a complete
tool.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-10 17:28 [#01815791]
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the pre-dipped cigars/cigarillos suck.

also, I prefer dipping them in whiskey, but cognac is nice
too...


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 17:29 [#01815792]
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im gonna get some,WE LOVE Anus_Presley tshirts made up and
im gonna wear one and camp on your doorstep


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-01-10 17:38 [#01815802]
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im not so big on whisky
i dont even really like
liquor as much anymore
except stoli persik which
is a bit too expensive

mostly i drink miller high
life or either sometimes i
drink heineken or stella.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-01-10 18:14 [#01815831]
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occasionally smoke weed
never ciggs



 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2006-01-10 19:34 [#01815862]
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offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-11 01:20 [#01815937]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



Someone asks you for a ciggy, you reply:

-Oh no, I can't give you none. I need them. I'm tryin' to
kill myself!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-01-11 01:24 [#01815939]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



wow u guys are all pricks.

'round here bumming cigarettes out to people is just common
curtousy, cuz you know theres gonna be a time when u need
one and that guy standing next to you just lit one up.

believe in cigarette karma people!


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-11 01:26 [#01815940]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular



CREAM
Cash Rules Everything Arround Me


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2006-01-11 02:16 [#01815949]
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god bless america?


 

offline staz on 2006-01-11 02:22 [#01815951]
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CREAM get the money dollar dollar bill ya'll


 

offline staz on 2006-01-11 02:23 [#01815952]
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*y'all


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-11 02:24 [#01815953]
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We smoke those blunts the size of bats!


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-01-11 02:36 [#01815954]
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can't believe this one hasn't showed up yet:

smoking is gay.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-11 02:36 [#01815955]
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Well what if you've never bummed a cigarette off of a
stranger?

redrum will vouch that I'll happily share with people I
know.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-11 02:38 [#01815957]
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What's wrong with sucking on a fag?


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-01-11 03:28 [#01815972]
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i never said it was wrong.


 


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