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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:26 [#01748129]
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pig, fried pig meat, greased up stripped lots of fat pig fried pig, wrapped around more meat, steak wrapped in bacon, beside a pancake, next to some eggs, bacon mouthed eggs, egg man with deadpan bacon mouth, unblinking egg eyes, wavy bacon mouth, deadpan bacon, pig fried bacon, bacon grease in the morning, bacon on more bacon bits bacon-ass bacon sauce
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-10-12 14:29 [#01748132]
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I've just eaten, I'm not hungry :)
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:31 [#01748134]
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i used to get high then eat like 15 strips of bacon
30min later i would not be feeling well
:(
i don't eat much bacon ne more as a result
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-10-12 14:38 [#01748135]
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fuck, i can't believe i've been missing out on this level of quality thread that watmm surely recieves daily. when are they coming back online again? i can't wait for you to tell them about this over there and not be here.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:42 [#01748141]
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LOL
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-10-12 14:47 [#01748150]
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and today's idm-ish content is: laurent garnier - crispy bacon
which remix is better; the one by jeff mills, or by the black dog
i haven't heard neither
and the wagon wails btw
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:54 [#01748168]
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see there's always implied relevancy
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:03 [#01748187]
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the new Meatnormous sandwich from Burger King. Meat, on top of meat, on top of more meat. Wake up with the king.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:08 [#01748203]
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i've seen that commercial, that thing cant be real! it's too big! i've had the enormous omelette sandwich, and it ruined me, but this is just too much. and then to log roll with the king right after eating one, that would make me throw up into my mouth.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-12 15:09 [#01748207]
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I love bacon and all the meat pigs produce.
You should wrap little strips of chicken in bacon and top with onions and cook for 1 hour in the oven.
also
claussin pickles > vlassic
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:11 [#01748210]
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have you been to the best web page ever?
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:11 [#01748211]
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it would make me throw up into more places than my mouth.. log-rolling aside, simply eating one of those things I'd probably throw up into The King's mouth. And on his godforsaken log.
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:12 [#01748215]
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You fatties.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:15 [#01748224]
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and then i'd log onto the king's mouth with your throw up in it, videotape it, and mail it to germany.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:16 [#01748226]
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that'll teach those damn krauts.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-12 15:24 [#01748239]
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That page = truth
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:26 [#01748244]
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that Meatnormous sandwich is defintely for real....It is WAY TOO MUCH for breakfast....I tried to eat one and got about half way thru it. After that, I just wanted to go back to bed I was so stuffed.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:29 [#01748250]
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yeah its really just for all the fatass americans. I'm american, and I haven't tried it (nor would I want to) but volume-wise, it's far more than any human being needs for breakfast.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-12 15:29 [#01748252]
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i commend you for trying it. i want to drop a deuce just thinking about it
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:31 [#01748256]
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hahahahhaahahahahah, oh man I'm laughing out loud in the library... I think people behind me are probably giving me dirty looks.
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-12 15:39 [#01748261]
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tomorrow i will find the biggest burger new york has to offer,oh yes and drink lots of beer
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-10-12 15:47 [#01748268]
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have a great trip,
(can't think of any records to look for)
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-12 15:57 [#01748278]
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cheers man,just gonna buy tons anyway,will let you know if i get any gems:)
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-10-12 16:48 [#01748318]
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Do you like Francis Bacon ?
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-12 16:50 [#01748319]
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Now I can't stop thinking about you thinking about bacon.
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ToXikFB
on 2005-10-12 16:50 [#01748320]
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bye dave! *waves and slowly walks backwards*
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-12 17:16 [#01748337]
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Ever see the Trey Parker and Matt Stone intros for the first season of Southpark? They do a whole cooking show with a pig for a sidekick called "Macon". Every recipe they do involves bacon and cheese. Then they feed bacon to the pig. A+
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-10-12 17:17 [#01748339]
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yeah Ive seen those...Hilarious stuff.
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rotunda
on 2005-10-12 17:19 [#01748344]
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Best weapon to corrupt vegetarians is the BLT
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 22:32 [#01748482]
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is it armor-piercing?
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uviol
from United States on 2005-10-13 00:29 [#01748510]
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I think this is the funniest thread I've ever seen.
Fav+
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 09:48 [#01748747]
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woke up this morning smell of bacon, bacon grease, bacon sizzle fried bacon fat, permeates the brain, bacon smell, biscuits, grits, bacon on the grits, bacon in the biscuits. bacon-filled biscuits on top of bacon on top of grits. with bacon underneath the grits. eggs, make the egss. fry the egss in bacon grease. save the bacon grease, make green beans later, wrap the green beans in bacon, cook the bacon in more bacon grease. bacon-fried bacon. eat the bacon bacon, eat it bacon bacon
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:03 [#01748755]
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That all sounded good up until the "green beans" section. Green beans are evil and only commies eat them.
Anything cook in bacon grease turns angelic. The clouds part in the heavens just enough so a pin prick of sun light illuminates the object cooking in the bacon whilest the angels sing the praises!
:D
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 10:13 [#01748759]
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as you said, "anything cook in bacon grease turns agnostic" and that includes green beans.
*wraps asparagus in bacon, eats it*
*pees*
*pops a wheelie*
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:17 [#01748760]
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hahahaah!
I sat here for around 30 seconds thinking to myself "wait... am i in the middle of cooking something?"
Then remembered that i am not. Phew!
*pees*
*eats bamboo*
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 10:30 [#01748763]
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you seem to be a foodie. are you a foodie mr. panda? you seem to know a lot about cooking and/or seem to be cooking a lot. if you were to be on iron chef right now, what theme ingredient would you hope it would be? i think i would like bacon to be the theme ingredient. or mushrooms.
i would use truffle-fed pig bacon only.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:34 [#01748767]
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I like cooking and more importantly grilling!
I consider myself expert at the arts of grilling and sandwich making.
sandwiches are the most important thing in the world almost. the various meats which can sometimes be cooked. The variety of cheeses and breads! mmmmmm
I think that if i could use a main ingrediant i would choose steak. A nice fillet or perhaps NY Strip. I can cook a steak like a mofo. No restruant can top my style. Well maybe some but i seem to have gone very far knowing what my mouth likes to taste!
yay foodies!!!
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-10-13 10:34 [#01748768]
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I just had some bacon. I feel like a big fat fatty lately. It's not getting me down, but I rreally do wish I could shape up.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:35 [#01748769]
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Have you gone through the moving process yet? I just realized that its been a while since i journeyed to watmm. Things still well with the female counterpart?
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-10-13 10:36 [#01748771]
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I grrill.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:38 [#01748772]
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I'm 191 lbs. Not fat but not skinny. I used to be around 143lbs a year ago. Beer and bacon/pizza etc etc etc
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 10:43 [#01748775]
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been back and forth, just secured a job, things are going well, i'll be finished moving by november. actually tonight i celebrate getting a job! things are like bacon: good. exciting. fresh. cracklin.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-10-13 10:46 [#01748778]
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See, I'm only 110lbs, but beerr has made my belly look rround and I don't exerrcise, so I'm all wobbly belly.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:52 [#01748780]
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Thats not possible. How tall are you?
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-10-13 10:53 [#01748782]
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Not verry tall, about 5"6 orr 7.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:53 [#01748783]
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Good to hear!!
Now in food related news i finished the first half of my sandwich and immedately put a Pizzera Pretzel Combo in my mouth and it tasted like buttery corn on the cob!
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-14 08:39 [#01749678]
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fried pig meat bacon pig, fried bacon, greased bacon, bacon smell wake up bacon. wakes me up, bacon feel alive like bacon, body shakes like bacon. bacon on toast on eggs by itself, bacon underneath a pancake (surprise) bacon. choose bacon over ham, choose bacon over sausage. bacon in the pocket bacon for letter bacon lunch bacon dinner bacon forever
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-14 10:25 [#01749825]
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Tell me you bought that banner!!!
POWER LOL
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-14 10:38 [#01749866]
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fo sizzle. that's a damn good campaign slogan, someone contact the bacon council.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-10-14 10:41 [#01749875]
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I can't click that banner, though.
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