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offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:26 [#01748129]
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pig, fried pig meat, greased up stripped lots of fat pig
fried pig, wrapped around more meat, steak wrapped in bacon,
beside a pancake, next to some eggs, bacon mouthed eggs, egg
man with deadpan bacon mouth, unblinking egg eyes, wavy
bacon mouth, deadpan bacon, pig fried bacon, bacon grease in
the morning, bacon on more bacon bits bacon-ass bacon sauce


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-10-12 14:29 [#01748132]
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I've just eaten, I'm not hungry :)


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:31 [#01748134]
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i used to get high then eat like 15 strips of bacon

30min later i would not be feeling well

:(

i don't eat much bacon ne more as a result


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-12 14:38 [#01748135]
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fuck, i can't believe i've been missing out on this level of
quality thread that watmm surely recieves daily. when are
they coming back online again? i can't wait for you to tell
them about this over there and not be here.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:42 [#01748141]
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LOL


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-10-12 14:47 [#01748150]
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and today's idm-ish content is:
laurent garnier - crispy bacon

which remix is better; the one by jeff mills, or by the
black dog

i haven't heard neither

and the wagon wails btw


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 14:54 [#01748168]
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see there's always implied relevancy


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:03 [#01748187]
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the new Meatnormous sandwich from Burger King. Meat, on top
of meat, on top of more meat. Wake up with the king.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:08 [#01748203]
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i've seen that commercial, that thing cant be real! it's
too big! i've had the enormous omelette sandwich, and it
ruined me, but this is just too much. and then to log roll
with the king right after eating one, that would make me
throw up into my mouth.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 15:09 [#01748207]
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I love bacon and all the meat pigs produce.

You should wrap little strips of chicken in bacon and top
with onions and cook for 1 hour in the oven.

also

claussin pickles > vlassic


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:11 [#01748210]
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have you been to the best web page ever?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:11 [#01748211]
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it would make me throw up into more places than my mouth..
log-rolling aside, simply eating one of those things I'd
probably throw up into The King's mouth. And on his
godforsaken log.


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:12 [#01748215]
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You fatties.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:15 [#01748224]
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and then i'd log onto the king's mouth with your throw up in
it, videotape it, and mail it to germany.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:16 [#01748226]
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that'll teach those damn krauts.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 15:24 [#01748239]
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That page = truth


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-10-12 15:26 [#01748244]
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that Meatnormous sandwich is defintely for real....It is WAY
TOO MUCH for breakfast....I tried to eat one and got about
half way thru it. After that, I just wanted to go back to
bed I was so stuffed.



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:29 [#01748250]
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yeah its really just for all the fatass americans. I'm
american, and I haven't tried it (nor would I want to) but
volume-wise, it's far more than any human being needs for
breakfast.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 15:29 [#01748252]
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i commend you for trying it. i want to drop a deuce just
thinking about it


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 15:31 [#01748256]
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hahahahhaahahahahah, oh man I'm laughing out loud in the
library... I think people behind me are probably giving me
dirty looks.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-12 15:39 [#01748261]
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tomorrow i will find the biggest burger new york has to
offer,oh yes and drink lots of beer


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-10-12 15:47 [#01748268]
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have a great trip,

(can't think of any records to look for)


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-12 15:57 [#01748278]
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cheers man,just gonna buy tons anyway,will let you know if i
get any gems:)


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-10-12 16:48 [#01748318]
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Do you like Francis Bacon ?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-12 16:50 [#01748319]
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Now I can't stop thinking about you thinking about bacon.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-10-12 16:50 [#01748320]
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bye dave! *waves and slowly walks backwards*


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-12 17:16 [#01748337]
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Ever see the Trey Parker and Matt Stone intros for the first
season of Southpark? They do a whole cooking show with a pig
for a sidekick called "Macon". Every recipe they do involves
bacon and cheese. Then they feed bacon to the pig. A+


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-10-12 17:17 [#01748339]
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yeah Ive seen those...Hilarious stuff.



 

offline rotunda on 2005-10-12 17:19 [#01748344]
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Best weapon to corrupt vegetarians is the BLT


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 22:32 [#01748482]
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is it armor-piercing?


 

offline uviol from United States on 2005-10-13 00:29 [#01748510]
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I think this is the funniest thread I've ever seen.

Fav+


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 09:48 [#01748747]
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woke up this morning smell of bacon, bacon grease, bacon
sizzle fried bacon fat, permeates the brain, bacon smell,
biscuits, grits, bacon on the grits, bacon in the biscuits.
bacon-filled biscuits on top of bacon on top of grits. with
bacon underneath the grits. eggs, make the egss. fry the
egss in bacon grease. save the bacon grease, make green
beans later, wrap the green beans in bacon, cook the bacon
in more bacon grease. bacon-fried bacon. eat the bacon
bacon, eat it bacon bacon


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:03 [#01748755]
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That all sounded good up until the "green beans" section.
Green beans are evil and only commies eat them.

Anything cook in bacon grease turns angelic. The clouds part
in the heavens just enough so a pin prick of sun light
illuminates the object cooking in the bacon whilest the
angels sing the praises!

:D


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 10:13 [#01748759]
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as you said, "anything cook in bacon grease turns agnostic"
and that includes green beans.

*wraps asparagus in bacon, eats it*

*pees*

*pops a wheelie*


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:17 [#01748760]
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hahahaah!

I sat here for around 30 seconds thinking to myself "wait...
am i in the middle of cooking something?"

Then remembered that i am not. Phew!

*pees*

*eats bamboo*


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 10:30 [#01748763]
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you seem to be a foodie. are you a foodie mr. panda? you
seem to know a lot about cooking and/or seem to be cooking a
lot. if you were to be on iron chef right now, what theme
ingredient would you hope it would be? i think i would like
bacon to be the theme ingredient. or mushrooms.

i would use truffle-fed pig bacon only.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:34 [#01748767]
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I like cooking and more importantly grilling!

I consider myself expert at the arts of grilling and
sandwich making.

sandwiches are the most important thing in the world almost.
the various meats which can sometimes be cooked. The variety
of cheeses and breads! mmmmmm

I think that if i could use a main ingrediant i would choose
steak. A nice fillet or perhaps NY Strip. I can cook a steak
like a mofo. No restruant can top my style. Well maybe some
but i seem to have gone very far knowing what my mouth likes
to taste!

yay foodies!!!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-13 10:34 [#01748768]
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I just had some bacon.
I feel like a big fat fatty lately. It's not getting me
down, but I rreally do wish I could shape up.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:35 [#01748769]
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Have you gone through the moving process yet? I just
realized that its been a while since i journeyed to watmm.
Things still well with the female counterpart?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-13 10:36 [#01748771]
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I grrill.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:38 [#01748772]
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I'm 191 lbs. Not fat but not skinny. I used to be around
143lbs a year ago. Beer and bacon/pizza etc etc etc


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-13 10:43 [#01748775]
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been back and forth, just secured a job, things are going
well, i'll be finished moving by november. actually tonight
i celebrate getting a job! things are like bacon: good.
exciting. fresh. cracklin.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-13 10:46 [#01748778]
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See, I'm only 110lbs, but beerr has made my belly look
rround and I don't exerrcise, so I'm all wobbly belly.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:52 [#01748780]
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Thats not possible. How tall are you?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-13 10:53 [#01748782]
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Not verry tall, about 5"6 orr 7.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-13 10:53 [#01748783]
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Good to hear!!

Now in food related news i finished the first half of my
sandwich and immedately put a Pizzera Pretzel Combo in my
mouth and it tasted like buttery corn on the cob!


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-14 08:39 [#01749678]
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fried pig meat bacon pig, fried bacon, greased bacon, bacon
smell wake up bacon. wakes me up, bacon feel alive like
bacon, body shakes like bacon. bacon on toast on eggs by
itself, bacon underneath a pancake (surprise) bacon. choose
bacon over ham, choose bacon over sausage. bacon in the
pocket bacon for letter bacon lunch bacon dinner bacon
forever


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-14 10:25 [#01749825]
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Tell me you bought that banner!!!

POWER LOL


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-10-14 10:38 [#01749866]
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fo sizzle. that's a damn good campaign slogan, someone
contact the bacon council.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-10-14 10:41 [#01749875]
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I can't click that banner, though.


 


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