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offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-11 20:21 [#01747257]
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Today had eyes tested. Optician was female, aged 23, Irish
and cute as fuck. I've made another bullshit appointment,
which isn't good as I am engaged...but there is something
about her Irishness that Irishes me insane.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 20:25 [#01747262]
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Oh you're engaged lee? Awesome! I didnt know!

I suppose this is the thread for a congrats? :D

 

offline paolo_p from behind on 2005-10-11 20:26 [#01747264]
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fuck your eyes up real bad so you get to see her a lot.

 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-11 20:26 [#01747265]
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Been a while. I'd prefer not to make this a topic of
congrats as there would be something seriously Irish bout
it.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 20:29 [#01747269]
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ok!

Then how about telling the irish girl that your willy has
one eye and she needs to check it?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-11 20:32 [#01747277]
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hahahaha

She'd slap me and I would be arrested. Plus I'm no
looker...she would be mortally offended if i suggested such
a thing.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 20:35 [#01747281]
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I'd say 80% of males are not lookers. Just average guys.
Maybe if you'd rephrase it?

You: excuse me?

Her: Yes?

You: do you know a bit about eyes

Her: yes

You: I have a snake I'd like you to examine. It should be
real easy as he only has one eye

her: Ok sure bring him in sometime

You: baby.... hes right here

*70's porn music cues*

 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-11 20:41 [#01747286]
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** Transfers 70's porn music to MP3 player and hooks up
travel speakers.



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-10-11 21:59 [#01747316]
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hope this helps

 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-10-12 01:23 [#01747392]
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" Our web-site is under construction, and may always remain
so. There is nothing here of any use to anybody, so just
move along please. This is a local web-site, there's nothing
here for you.

Click this link to take a free eye test

Check your eyes for Craggy-Island syndrome (requires
colour monitor) "

phew im glad they maentioned that. i was about to test
myself using my old green n black screen.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-10-12 01:28 [#01747394]
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the typical image of an irish girl in my head isn't exactly
the image of an ideal looking girl.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-12 01:56 [#01747402]
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It's the voice. Gets me going.

 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-12 02:40 [#01747421]
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oh, i thought Opto is back.

engaged ? oh dear.....good luck.

 

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