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What should i get my parents?
 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:34 [#01740374]
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They're both celebrating their 50thiest birthday, and i
have about a week to find out what im going to give them..
the best i can come up with is some art. and damn, the
speech, what do you say in these situations?

help need, and much appreciated.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-03 16:34 [#01740375]
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awww twins.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-10-03 16:35 [#01740376]
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Some wasps.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-10-03 16:36 [#01740379]
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viagra®


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:36 [#01740380]
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what!?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:37 [#01740381]
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COME ON. I NEED REAL SUGGESTIONS.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-10-03 16:38 [#01740383]
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The best way is food. Think of a place they'd love to dine
and give them your credit card details, or invite them
around and cook it yourself.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-03 16:38 [#01740384]
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a print-out of your last 25 xltronic posts


 

offline paolo_p from behind on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740385]
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what did you say to them on their 49th birthdays?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740386]
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thats a good suggestion, but they are holding this big
celebration party and i did like to have something to
'give'.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740387]
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Make a nice certificate claiming you have given $2,000
dollars to their favorite charity buy a clip frame and put
it inside. It looks like you care and it costs you about
20mins forging a certificate.



 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740388]
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a nice bottle of wine of course.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-03 16:41 [#01740390]
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a grandchild


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:42 [#01740391]
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nothing i guess, but this time its big, lots of people
coming and i promised them a speech.. im usually pretty good
at stuff like that, but this time.. the first time im giving
a speech to my parents.. and i've absolutely no clue at all.
i need something to get me started.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:43 [#01740393]
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hahahahaa, damn you! i'd be very expensive to fly all the
way to thailand.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-03 16:50 [#01740397]
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The speech just start with.

"50 years and nine months ago my grandfather (mothers maiden
name here) forgot to pull out, giving my grandmother a pearl
necklace that she enjoyed so much. Meanwhile in (fathers
place of birth) my grandmother (fathers name) had for a
change she didn't want it up her dirtbox......"


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-10-03 16:51 [#01740398]
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That's the best suggestion.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-03 16:51 [#01740399]
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If you are planning on going to Thiland you could get them a
pre operation ladyboy to share...tits for your dad and dick
for your mum. Saves on buying TWO expensive gifts.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-03 16:52 [#01740400]
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A good meal is almost the ultimate gift. If you really think
about it. The effort and time that goes in to cooking for
someone and the satisfaction that comes with a great meal.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-03 16:52 [#01740401]
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Now in english!!

"50 years and nine months ago my grandfather (mothers maiden
name here) forgot to pull out to give my grandmother another
pearl necklace that she enjoyed so much. Meanwhile in
(fathers place of birth) my grandmother (fathers name)
decided for a change she didn't want it up her
dirtbox......"



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-03 16:54 [#01740403]
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I get more satisfaction watching poor people cook my food
and then let them stand and watch me eat it while I laugh at
their ragged clothes.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-10-03 16:59 [#01740407]
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haha!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-03 17:13 [#01740421]
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Socks for Dad, perfume for Mum.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-03 17:17 [#01740425]
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lee's full of gift ideas, just give him ur credit card for
the afternoon and he'll sort you right out.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-10-03 20:13 [#01740539]
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a plane trip around the world for them for 1 month, and when
they start to reject push them to the airport IMMEDIENTLY


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2005-10-03 20:52 [#01740551]
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A nice tie for your father, and maybe a calendar featuring
cats for your mother.

No, seriously, a tie and maybe a piece of jewlelry.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-03 22:11 [#01740572]
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You should get them salt & vinegar potatoe chips, a belated
abortion of yourself, or a pteradactyl fossil.

For the speach, say:

"Everyone has, or has had, parents in some form or another.
In fact, almost everyone has two of them. That said,
you two aren't really special in any way. In fact I kind of
wish you didn't create me. Happy... whatever number
aniversary it is. There is FREE PIZZA in the lounge!"

Then when everybody goes to get the pizza that isn't there,
steal all the gifts sitting on the table and make for your
car (unless you chose the belated abortion as your gift in
which case you wouldn't be able to do this).


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-10-03 22:34 [#01740575]
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Like a nice potted plant like an orchid or something. And
orchid is nice because it doesn't need to be watered and it
will sit there for a long time and your parents will see it
and think of you so really it's like getting them a reminder
of you and if they like you that can be a very thoughtful
gift.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-10-04 06:41 [#01740709]
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cuntychuck> you of all people should give them
grandchildren

oh and tell them congrats from me.


 

offline princess chimpy from the secret place (New Zealand) on 2005-10-04 06:44 [#01740710]
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give them a sponge, to replace you when you die


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-04 06:45 [#01740711]
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duh!


Attached picture

 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-10-04 06:57 [#01740719]
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haha

if your parents are 50 how old are you?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-10-04 06:59 [#01740722]
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there are some people here who arnt 15

my mom is 53

cunty is old watch out.


 

offline kaen from the magical land of moo (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-04 08:00 [#01740804]
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get them a sitting with an artist, nice portrait together in
oils.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-04 08:02 [#01740805]
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I got my dad slipperrs on his 50th, I'm surre of it. Maybe a
jumperr.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-04 08:04 [#01740808]
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im in my twenties.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-04 08:08 [#01740811]
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In you'rre going forr the cooking rroute, my tip is not too
cook it yourrself. It sounds like a lazy thing to say, but
that's not why, I trried it once and if you don't generrally
cook I'm afrraid with all the good intentions in the worrld,
it wouldn't turrn out like in the book, it just won't. It
might look OK, but it'll be nothing special. Buy a
ton of high quality food in, it's valued just as much.
Prrobably morre.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-04 08:10 [#01740813]
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thats a good suggestion, im thinking about that. but i'd
still like to give them something.. an orchide is a
beautiful idea. im also really considering some art, i just
don't know what i can get in such a short notice.


 


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