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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:34 [#01740374]
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They're both celebrating their 50thiest birthday, and i have about a week to find out what im going to give them.. the best i can come up with is some art. and damn, the speech, what do you say in these situations?
help need, and much appreciated.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-10-03 16:34 [#01740375]
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awww twins.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-10-03 16:35 [#01740376]
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Some wasps.
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ToXikFB
on 2005-10-03 16:36 [#01740379]
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viagra®
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:36 [#01740380]
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what!?
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:37 [#01740381]
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COME ON. I NEED REAL SUGGESTIONS.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-10-03 16:38 [#01740383]
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The best way is food. Think of a place they'd love to dine and give them your credit card details, or invite them around and cook it yourself.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-03 16:38 [#01740384]
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a print-out of your last 25 xltronic posts
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paolo_p
from behind on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740385]
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what did you say to them on their 49th birthdays?
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740386]
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thats a good suggestion, but they are holding this big celebration party and i did like to have something to 'give'.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740387]
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Make a nice certificate claiming you have given $2,000 dollars to their favorite charity buy a clip frame and put it inside. It looks like you care and it costs you about 20mins forging a certificate.
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-10-03 16:40 [#01740388]
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a nice bottle of wine of course.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-10-03 16:41 [#01740390]
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a grandchild
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:42 [#01740391]
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nothing i guess, but this time its big, lots of people coming and i promised them a speech.. im usually pretty good at stuff like that, but this time.. the first time im giving a speech to my parents.. and i've absolutely no clue at all. i need something to get me started.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-03 16:43 [#01740393]
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hahahahaa, damn you! i'd be very expensive to fly all the way to thailand.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-03 16:50 [#01740397]
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The speech just start with.
"50 years and nine months ago my grandfather (mothers maiden name here) forgot to pull out, giving my grandmother a pearl necklace that she enjoyed so much. Meanwhile in (fathers place of birth) my grandmother (fathers name) had for a change she didn't want it up her dirtbox......"
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-10-03 16:51 [#01740398]
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That's the best suggestion.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-10-03 16:51 [#01740399]
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If you are planning on going to Thiland you could get them a pre operation ladyboy to share...tits for your dad and dick for your mum. Saves on buying TWO expensive gifts.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-10-03 16:52 [#01740400]
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A good meal is almost the ultimate gift. If you really think about it. The effort and time that goes in to cooking for someone and the satisfaction that comes with a great meal.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-03 16:52 [#01740401]
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Now in english!!
"50 years and nine months ago my grandfather (mothers maiden name here) forgot to pull out to give my grandmother another pearl necklace that she enjoyed so much. Meanwhile in (fathers place of birth) my grandmother (fathers name) decided for a change she didn't want it up her dirtbox......"
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-10-03 16:54 [#01740403]
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I get more satisfaction watching poor people cook my food and then let them stand and watch me eat it while I laugh at their ragged clothes.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-10-03 16:59 [#01740407]
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haha!
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-03 17:13 [#01740421]
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Socks for Dad, perfume for Mum.
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-03 17:17 [#01740425]
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lee's full of gift ideas, just give him ur credit card for the afternoon and he'll sort you right out.
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zero-cool
on 2005-10-03 20:13 [#01740539]
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a plane trip around the world for them for 1 month, and when they start to reject push them to the airport IMMEDIENTLY
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2005-10-03 20:52 [#01740551]
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A nice tie for your father, and maybe a calendar featuring cats for your mother.
No, seriously, a tie and maybe a piece of jewlelry.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-03 22:11 [#01740572]
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You should get them salt & vinegar potatoe chips, a belated abortion of yourself, or a pteradactyl fossil.
For the speach, say:
"Everyone has, or has had, parents in some form or another. In fact, almost everyone has two of them. That said, you two aren't really special in any way. In fact I kind of wish you didn't create me. Happy... whatever number aniversary it is. There is FREE PIZZA in the lounge!"
Then when everybody goes to get the pizza that isn't there, steal all the gifts sitting on the table and make for your car (unless you chose the belated abortion as your gift in which case you wouldn't be able to do this).
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2005-10-03 22:34 [#01740575]
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Like a nice potted plant like an orchid or something. And orchid is nice because it doesn't need to be watered and it will sit there for a long time and your parents will see it and think of you so really it's like getting them a reminder of you and if they like you that can be a very thoughtful gift.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-10-04 06:41 [#01740709]
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cuntychuck> you of all people should give them grandchildren
oh and tell them congrats from me.
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princess chimpy
from the secret place (New Zealand) on 2005-10-04 06:44 [#01740710]
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give them a sponge, to replace you when you die
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-04 06:45 [#01740711]
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duh!
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-10-04 06:57 [#01740719]
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haha
if your parents are 50 how old are you?
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-10-04 06:59 [#01740722]
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there are some people here who arnt 15
my mom is 53
cunty is old watch out.
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kaen
from the magical land of moo (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-04 08:00 [#01740804]
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get them a sitting with an artist, nice portrait together in oils.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-10-04 08:02 [#01740805]
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I got my dad slipperrs on his 50th, I'm surre of it. Maybe a jumperr.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-04 08:04 [#01740808]
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im in my twenties.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-10-04 08:08 [#01740811]
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In you'rre going forr the cooking rroute, my tip is not too cook it yourrself. It sounds like a lazy thing to say, but that's not why, I trried it once and if you don't generrally cook I'm afrraid with all the good intentions in the worrld, it wouldn't turrn out like in the book, it just won't. It might look OK, but it'll be nothing special. Buy a ton of high quality food in, it's valued just as much. Prrobably morre.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-10-04 08:10 [#01740813]
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thats a good suggestion, im thinking about that. but i'd still like to give them something.. an orchide is a beautiful idea. im also really considering some art, i just don't know what i can get in such a short notice.
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