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offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-27 08:50 [#01734983]
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Amusing site of things people say on the street. Located
here. Be sure to check the archives, containing
gems like...

Asian guy #1: Gay sex is ridiculous. Just because men don't
have twats doesn't mean they just use any damn substitute.
The asshole is biologically not for sex.
Asian guy #2: That's all they've got, man.
Asian guy #1: Well, suppose there was no asshole? Or suppose
the asshole was on the foot...would they fuck the foot?
Asian guy #2: Shh. You're fucking loud, dude.

--6 train

A hobo picks up a fruit stand banana, holds it to ear like a
phone, and says: Hello potassium!

--112th & Frederick Douglass

Man on cell: Hello. Yes, this is the squirrel from the park.
Please
come back to the park, I'm not in the park but I'll be there
soon.

--23rd & 6th

Hispanic girl: Yo, butterflies is scary!

--B train

wMw you'll like this


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-27 09:00 [#01734988]
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Asian guy #2: Shh. You're fucking loud, dude.

ha!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-27 09:00 [#01734989]
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ah ha ha, the 1st 2 you posted were funny. That was cool in
the man show when they set up a booth with a petition to
"end women's suffrage" and many women signed thinking it
means suffering or something (but it means end their ability
to vote).


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-09-27 09:06 [#01734995]
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..reminds me of this site. but probably more funny.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-27 09:22 [#01735013]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Fratboy: A dude was walking around the dorm last night
cradling a turd.
Chick: Eww! Like a real piece of poop?
Fratboy: Yeah, it was huge, really impresive.
Chick: Oh, that's cool then.
Fratboy: At first I thought it was an otter.


 


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