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Amusing site of things people say on the street. Located . Be sure to check the archives, containing gems like... Asian guy #1: Gay sex is ridiculous. Just because men don't have twats doesn't mean they just use any damn substitute. The asshole is biologically not for sex. Asian guy #2: That's all they've got, man. Asian guy #1: Well, suppose there was no asshole? Or suppose the asshole was on the foot...would they fuck the foot? Asian guy #2: Shh. You're fucking loud, dude. --6 train A hobo picks up a fruit stand banana, holds it to ear like a phone, and says: Hello potassium! --112th & Frederick Douglass Man on cell: Hello. Yes, this is the squirrel from the park. Please come back to the park, I'm not in the park but I'll be there soon. --23rd & 6th Hispanic girl: Yo, butterflies is scary! --B train wMw you'll like this |
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Asian guy #2: Shh. You're fucking loud, dude. ha! |
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ah ha ha, the 1st 2 you posted were funny. That was cool in the man show when they set up a booth with a petition to "end women's suffrage" and many women signed thinking it means suffering or something (but it means end their ability to vote). |
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..reminds me of . but probably more funny. |
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Fratboy: A dude was walking around the dorm last night cradling a turd. Chick: Eww! Like a real piece of poop? Fratboy: Yeah, it was huge, really impresive. Chick: Oh, that's cool then. Fratboy: At first I thought it was an otter. |
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